Jen’s Expense Planner-2021

Ok, here we go...I’m sure I missed a few things, but this is what we saw in November. Some things were purchased previously, but I still included them because I’m sure there were other new purchases that we didn’t see, or things she ordered that haven’t shown up yet. And a couple things were gifts according to her, but I don’t necessarily believe that so they got counted too. Drum roll, please.....
End table $95
Coffee table $190
Rug $226
Fireplace screen $300
Fireplace tools $104
Fireplace basket $ 75
Disney crocs $39
Chocolate advent calendar $100
Merry Vlogmas tshirt $39
Let It Snow tshirt $32
90 day journal $20
10 pack of pens $12
Mask chain $20
Pancake pen $10
Label maker $5
Lip balm $20
3 pair of toe socks @$15 each $45
Hand cream $5
Chocolate bar $11
Drinking chocolate $16
Candle $29
2 notebooks @ $32 each $64
2 mugs @ $34 each $68
Chemex coffee maker $45 (special filters not included)
Coffee bean advent calendar $42
Tea advent calendar $32
Hot chocolate advent calendar $37
Mickey waffle maker $75
Milk frothier $120
Nesting bowls $350
AirPods Pro $250
Ear hooks for air pods $12
Case for air pods $25
Linen duvet cover $270
Duvet insert $489
Linen flat sheet $90
Linen fitted sheet $120
Linen pillowcases set $69
3 euro shams @ $59 each $177
Chai tea starter set $60
Chocolate subscription box 1 year @ $50 per month $600
4 (?) can lights plus installation of cans and chandelier, estimated, $800
Dining room chandelier $129
Dining table and 8 chairs $1330
Sideboard $1780
Clay vase set $195
Grove Collaborative soap dispenser $17
GC dish soap dispenser $17
GC marble tray $18
GC candle $20
Bedroom ceiling light $700
Bromate coozie $25
Colleen somebody “word” in lg and sm, $32 each $64
iPhone12 pro max 1099
Camera $700
Blogger kit $100
15lb dumbbells $48
Resistance bands $30
Peloton+ $2495

Grand Total: $13,955

Even without the Peloton that was supposedly ordered ages ago, it’s $11460. Subtract another 1k for some things she’s had a while or she says we’re gifts, and she still showed us over $10k worth of new stuff over the course of a single month, none of which was necessary, not even the furniture, since she has a houseful sitting idle over at RM1.0

ooh, would love if we could keep this running all year and add Narcissism's previous tallies. The $14k one was the BEST

And the December spend tally is.....a "mere" $1592.

Two things:
1. While it seems like a drop in the bucket compared to November, remember this is only the totally UNNECESSARY crap she buys, primarily for herself. And I don't know any solo mamas who have $1600 of fun money to blow on themselves every month, AFTER the bills are paid and the essentials are bought. Hell, I don't know many happily married and financially successful mamas who have that much disposable income to blow each month, simply to indulge their own whims.
2. We all know she spent more than this on herself, but refrained from showing most of it after the November $14k reality check. Personally I'd guess her total is at least $4-5k, but I'll play her game and go with what she showed us.

I slacked off a bit because after she saw the November total, she really withdrew from showing us her purchases, so I'm sure I missed a few things because I was thinking "why bother, she really isn't going to show anything else this month." And I didn't include groceries or Christmas presents because I don't consider those things to be optional. (If she'd shown really over the top gift purchases that would be different). And many things were estimated because she didn't give an exact total (like housecleaning, or how many pairs of underwear). All that said, here is the broken down list:

Peloton shoes, $25 (after referral discount)
Van Life Sagas sweatshirt, $42
Ritual Chocolate drinking chocolate, 4 bags, total $66
Deposit on fall Disney trip, $200
2 bike fans @20 each, $40
Monthly ritual chocolate subscription, $50
Kristina Braly baggy ugly sweater, $50 (?)
9 bajillion Christmas cards still sitting unsent on her desk, $200 (? probably even more)
Olive Oil that SO wasn't a gift, $74
November deep clean of the house, $350 (?)
Kids' Christmas plates large and small, on sale, $16 (for the kids, but still totally unnecessary given all the Christmas crap she already has)
Kids Christmas glasses, $6
Match cloche, $48
Fresh flowers $12 (?)
Christmas cacti, $8
Gnome plant, $10 (?)
Planner (yes, ANOTHER one, because she has so many appointments, activities and commitments to manage) $30
Underarmor thongs, 3 sets @ $25, $75
And for the Christmas stocking:
5 pair toe socks @$15 each, $75
Trader Joes hand creamer sampler, $8
4 bath bombs @ $7 each, $28
Body cream, $38
Candle, $12
(that's $161 to fill her own stocking)
Glass Mountain also-not-a-gift wall art, $129

I wouldn't take issue with a lot of this stuff if it was just a couple of things, but again, when it adds up to almost $1600 for the month and is all completely unnecessary, it shows what a completely selfish, spoiled brat she is. I think more than anything, that match cloche at $48 is what makes me want to spit in her face. $48? for some fireplace matches? really? Jennifer you fucking spoiled bitch. Don't you dare ever, EVER, say even one more word again about budgeting, or delete even one more viewer comment about Don supporting your indulged lifestyle.