The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Chef Elzar

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    She is even more boring than before!
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    QUOTE (mose @ 3/25/2022, 12:20 PM) 
    OMG!!!! What the hail is wrong with that fat greedy sludge??? Does she expect her followers to foot the bill for her and Stubby's camping trips??? Greedy much, you fat ugly extremely greedy imbecile??? While you and the gnome are out buying take out, junk at the thrift stores, dollar stores, and grocery stores, you expect others to pay for your camping trips??? You have a lot of nerve you nasty old twat!!! I have seen other wish lists from organizations that don't even ask for high priced items like this pig expects to get! No shame, no clue. She's just a void selfish pig who wants it all while she spends her money on trash, clutter, and mounds of take out and groceries. You greedy fat S.O.B.!!! :big-drooling-smiley-emoticon: :flipping-the-bird:
    QUOTE (Whowhatwhen @ 3/24/2022, 09:59 PM) 
    Holy heck, Nate must’ve fixed it, she’s got some very expensive things on her list, does she really think any of her subs are going to buy her a new camera or Coleman screen house for over $200?? And of course, Warden, toys for the chickens. Good grief.
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    I wouldn't buy that disgusting, foul, mean, and unkind sow a roll of toilet paper let alone anything from her stupid wish list. She's a famous (in her own mind) YouTuber, she can damn well buy her own crap! Maybe if she wasn't buying 50 candy bars a week and all the other junk she stuffs into her maw, she'd have the money to buy those things from Amazon.
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    QUOTE (Whowhatwhen @ 3/24/2022, 07:10 PM) 
    Cream cheese, cheddar cheese, chili and Doritos. And talking in 3rd person. :nervous:

    Why does everything she cooks end up looking like something that exploded out of her mammoth arse?
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    QUOTE (Cool Beans @ 3/24/2022, 06:39 PM) 
    Chef Elzar, do you think Buce brings his rolled up towel to work?

    He's gotta do something while at work. I don't see him being on a production floor for reasons other than sweeping or mopping it as well as swabbing out the toilets.
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    QUOTE (cringy youtubers @ 3/24/2022, 05:58 PM) 
    E-begging QUAAN
    QUOTE (skwerly girly @ 25/3/2022, 00:13) 
    QUOTE (Chef Elzar @ 3/25/2022, 12:07 AM) 
    Not even two minutes when by until this was removed:

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11914520/...owlicker001.jpg)

    OMG

    QUOTE (Chef Elzar @ 3/25/2022, 12:07 AM) 
    Not even two minutes when by until this was removed:

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11914520/...owlicker001.jpg)

    OMG

    Wait, I still see it there.

    Had to re-sort the comments list to see it again. I'm ROFLMAO over that poster's handle (Window Licker).
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    QUOTE (CanadianGirl @ 3/24/2022, 06:14 PM) 
    Her link to her beloved wish list on Amazon doesn’t work. It only works for her because it is on her account. Wonder how long it will take her to correct the link.

    Hey, it works for her so it isn't her problem! LOL
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    We have a meat slicer and we use it weekly for bulk cooking. My hubby is a grilling wizard and we always have grilled beef and pork roasts, burgers, and chicken breasts for me since I don't eat pork. He'll slice the the roasts and chicken breasts wafer thin for use in lunches, salads, au jus hot sandwiches, et cetera. I bake cakes from scratch and use the slicer to cut the cake layers into perfectly even, thin layers to make fancy desserts and treats for friends, coworkers and family. It is great for slicing cabbage into the perfect size for Asian-inspired dishes that use cabbage. I also slice heads of lettuce for salads. I use it to slice onions, squash, and so on. We decided if we were going to buy one, we were damn well going to use it and we do!
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    Hey fatass fuckwit, are you afraid people might like Bruce and Nate better than they do you? Afraid your flag waving moron husband has a fuck-toy to play with at night when he's "working"? Afraid your only sources of income - your grotty gnome husband and your freaky skeletonized brat are going to leave you high and dry? Without them, you have no money. No money, no candy to stuff into your gaping, yellowing, snaggle-fanged toilet mouth, no trips for fast food, no more visits to Giant "TAGGER" (you dimwitted shit eating maggot, it is pronounced "T-EYE-GER") or thrift stores to buy other people's garbage.

    When are you going to look in the mirror and realize you are a loser? A loser in life, a YouTube loser, the worlds worst mother, a nasty fat-assed hag who should be brought up on animal cruelty charges for the way you treat your chickens, duck, dogs, and bird.

    You should be jailed for the gross mistreatment/abuse of your kid. He's severely malnourished. You don't care enough about him to prepare him healthy meals. Instead, he eats Cheerios. No wonder he looks like you've kept him locked up in a dank room. Are you proud of yourself? You sick, disgusting waste of oxygen.

    I tried to use simple words for you as you have the IQ of a mold spore.
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    Not even two minutes when by until this was removed:

    windowlicker001
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    As big as that ass is, her butt cheeks must've been rubbing on the back wheel.

    AssAteTheSeat
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    QUOTE (cringy youtubers @ 3/23/2022, 06:06 PM) 
    Keep eating shit Moo Moo you'll dead RIP SOON

    And watch my videos, proof is her striking me #COPYRIGHTWARS
    QUOTE (Villainmom @ 24/3/2022, 00:37) 
    So Bruce has time off because Micheles brother died but all they have done is gone shopping and out to eat.

    I'm working my way through it slowly lol
    QUOTE (Amazed1123 @ 24/3/2022, 00:18) 
    They “live to eat”, not “eat to live”.

    She dreams of poutines. Lol

    cringy youtubers
    You will love to watch her with that poutine.

    It looks like a giant bird shit on their french fries. No matter, she'll still cram her bird shit covered french fries into her snaggle-toothed maw like the obese, diseased, brain-damaged waste of oxygen that she is. Hope she chokes on them and, while Stubbo pounds on her fleshly back, she pukes it all back up and spews it all over him.
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    The amount of candy that fat assed candy-whore shovels into her snaggle-fanged maw on a daily basis is mind-boggling! I've seen crack-heads less excited about their next fix than she gets about candy!
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    QUOTE (skwerly girly @ 3/22/2022, 05:41 PM) 
    I hear they say Sasquatch smells like a skunk.

    That Sasquatch smells like dirty crotch.
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    QUOTE (skwerly girly @ 3/22/2022, 10:35 AM) 
    I despise the two-handed drinking.

    Notice how faaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr away Bruce is when they take walks? You know he's embarrassed to be seen with her, especially with the Snoopy outfit and the toddler-sized hat. I'm sure when the neighbors see her walking they assume she's special needs. No adult would wear that out in public.

    Hell, I wouldn't wear that get-up at home!
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    That hippo's ass is disgusting, boring, fat, ugly, and HUGE as a bloody house!

    Her brother's death meant one thing to her....cash grab and sympathy time! Never see her siblings, nieces or nephews at her lake shanty either. Even her own family can't stand her!
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