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Votes taken by SkeletonOnThePeleton

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    Nope for me too, I just finished after 4 tries watching the latest Groundhog Race, I mean Princess Race. Did she just find her Pretty Pretty Princess necklace in a bin and that’s the necklace she wore that we all were guessing what it was? It wasn’t clear in the recent video because it looked like it was a castle but it could have been this one. And you know she put it on for old time’s sake with her sash 😂👸🏻 👑
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    I’ve seen her do plenty of stupid things but this one takes the cake. Did Home Depot run out of board and bat-n?
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    Man, she loves to hear herself blabber on and on! I guess Jill hangs up on her if she calls after a race, Jennifer, get a life! Wrong number…… Click!
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    But where does she store her dick shorts? Do they get their own special container?
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    QUOTE (Legally Uncool @ 3/10/2023, 01:08 AM) 
    I find this video interesting for a number of reasons:
    It was the last vlog Don ever appeared in. He was so clearly over her filming everything and uploading it for all to see.
    The interaction between them is almost non-existent.
    Jen’s either in denial or completely oblivious to how far down the shi*ter their marriage had gone.
    …..& speaking of shi*ters, HOW had I never noticed Jen at the 2:45 mark of this video mention putting Donny’s cot in the bathroom? She’s going to let her baby sleep next to a toilet? Of course she is, she puts her kids clean dishes next to the garbage!
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S75r0vVN1ig

    Still catching up but I caught that too! Was this video also where the Rumpus Bathroom makes an appearance? I would have expected the Rumpus Kid to sleep in there, not the Heir! And I agree, Don had a look and attitude that I just couldn’t describe but I think you nailed it. I’m surprised he didn’t shove that damn camera up her ample ass.
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    QUOTE (Millennium Falcom @ 3/8/2023, 05:55 PM) 
    The first story of her finding her rundisney crap from years ago gave me the creeps. The tone and cadence of her voice gave me Tosh princess video vibes. I’m so grossed out.

    I bet the Royal Scepter was underneath all those shirts lol
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    Her thumb boo boo looked fresh when she was fondling her race gear and after the race I thought she was going to hang herself the way she was holding up her participation medal. The only two highlights I can remember from 28 minutes of groundhog racing.
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    The Pittsburgh Marathon is in two months. I don’t think he’s going to make it.
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    If you can’t watch it, you only missed out on more baby voice, sugar, alcohol, sugar, extreme amounts of food and more sugar and alcohol. And of course more baby voice with shoddy camera work. Her filming makes me dizzy in this one. I don’t understand her obsession with rice krispy treats, I think I stopped eating those at age 12. Here she is tickled pink to order a huge custom made rice krispy Mickey head dipped in white chocolate coated in Reese’s Pieces then drizzled with milk chocolate. 🤢
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    Jen’s new motto, Veni, Vedi, Emi. I Came, I Saw, I Bought
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    SameOldShitDifferentColorShirtsLikeJen. How can she keep bringing all this stupid shit into her hoard? There’s going to be a t shirt war between Peloton and the Princesses. Her only friend is the camera and she doesn’t even remain faithful to that, replacing her camera almost yearly. She’s so lonely and pathetic I almost feel sorry for her until I remember she created this whole mess and she is a victim of her own selfishness. WashRinseRepeatLikeJen, over and over.
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    She looks like a wrestler as they walked into Honey Dukes! And one of her pigtails is thicker than her whole sad little ponytail now. Their overindulgence of large meals and alcohol makes me ill.
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    QUOTE (SweetSouthernComfort @ 3/1/2023, 01:25 PM) 
    I rewatched a video of hers recently from back before she had kids. She said she struggled to make friends because most people her age made friends either at work or through their children and she had neither a job nor children. That got me thinking about her life now. She still doesn't have a job, but it would have made so much more sense for her to join a gym rather than Pelaton in order to make friends with common interests and in her spare time, she could volunteer at the soup kitchen. She says that she hates when she doesn't have her kids (which we know is a lie, but whatever) so go volunteer at their school. What, are Don and Tens going to petition the courts to say you can only volunteer at a school on your custody days? Go meet people and lean to how make and keep friends.

    First she should take a Dale Carnegie course or at least read his book on How To Make Friends and Influence People. She has no idea of how to relate to other people or how to strike up a conversation with another mom. Most would start out talking about their kids. Jen would have crickets…………………
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    QUOTE (MorningRoutineQueen @ 2/28/2023, 12:20 AM) 
    I can’t stand baby voice Jen. It’s just disgusting.

    The only think I hate more than Baby Voice Jen is the Smug Snob Baby Voice Jen. It reminds of Shirley Temple in her early movies. Only on steroids lol
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    QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 2/23/2023, 01:44 AM) 
    I'm at 3:56 at double speed and I had to stop. I really don't believe she comes from a dance background. She has only ever mentioned she was in the Nutcracker as a background character at age 10. She has never mentioned a recital, awards, trophies or even shown costumes. She had 1 dance picture taken probably the same year she was in Nutcracker. Receipts or you tried dance for one season.

    I’m from Pittsburgh and the nutcracker production takes the dancers from the area dance schools, so she had to have taken a few years of lessons. My friend’s daughters were in the nutcracker around the same time Jen said she was in it, I should ask if they remember a 10 year old Prima Dona Ballerina Diva Princess! Lol
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