The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by SkeletonOnThePeleton

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    The quality reminds me of the little washable kitchen throw rugs my mother had in the 1960’s. I can’t imagine the staples holding that loose weave tight to the steps. She is such a cheap twat. Plus the pattern alternates and where they pieced the second one in doubles the darker pattern. That would irritate me in addition to the pattern on the landing. She’s so damn smug over the most unsmuggable things. And the antlers look stupid.
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    Was this video the debut of pro-bee-otics? I have never in all of my 65 years known anyone IRL (code for InRealLife, color coded in black) that is as self absorbed as Jennifer Ross. I bet she still has that bin of poop journals because she can’t bear to throw out all that hard work. I bet in 2019 she had to move up to the 8x10” Moleskine. 🙄
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    In her swim bag video, is that owl pillow behind her the original Jasper? I wonder what happened to that? Also, who shaves at the gym when you are rinsing off after a swim to go home and do nothing? She has more crap in her gym bag than I have in my home bathroom. I’d love to see her in that swim cap though!
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    Lol those glasses Tens is wearing make her look like Flower on Ghosts, I had to look twice!
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    QUOTE (Spork Meltdown @ 2/11/2023, 04:57 PM) 
    QUOTE (SkeletonOnThePeleton @ 2/11/2023, 03:23 PM) 
    Her dad worked as a bank executive and did a stint working for Don’s cousin, I believe, in the trading business. Jill was a two bit actress until kids ruined her life. As a bank exec I’m not sure why they moved so many times.

    I have been watching Jen since the beginning and I don't ever remember Gravy working for Don's family.

    It was listed on his linked in page years ago, he started around 2004, so I don’t think it was Poopsie’s company. But it could have been around the time it started. I don’t have full access to view his linked in now. I assumed it was the cousin Don worked for starting out and didn’t his cousin by Gravy the expensive leather chair? I could be making this all up lol

    Edited by SkeletonOnThePeleton - 2/11/2023, 06:26 PM
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    QUOTE (QueenCheese @ 2/11/2023, 02:54 PM) 
    off topic but does anyone know what Jens parents did for a career? I assume the mom did nothing like Jenbo.

    Her dad worked as a bank executive and did a stint working for Don’s cousin, I believe, in the trading business. Jill was a two bit actress until kids ruined her life. As a bank exec I’m not sure why they moved so many times.
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    I think she was imagining herself as Thelma Harper Dirty Dancing but missed it by a mile. IYKYK, lol
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    I couldn’t take anymore than that either. She sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher to me, blah blah blah blah blah. Talking about the pain in her ass causing the pain in her shin. I think she was the pain in DON’S ass causing her to become a poor single mom. 🙄 her hand gestures are just so weird
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    That Service Dog Project seemed to really surprise her like she never heard of REAL service dogs before. Not the fake froo froo ones like Winnie so she can fly with her. Maybe her wheels are spinning trying to figure out if Winnie qualifies for a service dog to help her balance so Jen can have more free time to herself.
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    Ok, I rewatched and her watch said 1:30, my mistake. But still, the only time I start dinner that early is when I’m making something that takes hours to cook, and I don’t have an InstantPot. Her whole meal was cooked by 2pm. That’s lunch.
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    Was the time on her Apple Watch 10:30am? She cooked dinner in the morning, I hope she didn’t leave it sit out till their designated 4 pm dinner time so they can be in bed when other children are eating dinner with their families. She’s pathetic. Those kids need a nanny to ensure they survive the few days a month she is “the only adult on the premises”.
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    Aside from everything else she said in that video, I am appalled that her favorite Tupperware is Rubbermaid. I’m sorry, as a former Tupperware dealer this really irks me. And it seems that every you tuber refers to all their cheap plastic containers as Tupperware. Tupperware comes from Tupperware. It is a brand name, and these days you need to take out a loan to pay for it! Ok rant over. After seeing the photo a few pages back of Jill, I can see this is what Donny has to look forward to. Poor kid, we can’t pick our relatives.
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    Her creepy smile throughout the whole race footage only made me think of National Lampoon’s Vacation movie at Wally World, “we’re going to have so much fun we’ll be going to the plastic surgeon to have the smiles removed from our faces”. Not an exact quote, lol. I couldn’t make it all the way through, and if I was paying her I’d be damn pissed at her content. She should have saved it for tomorrow, the REAL Groundhog Day.

    Edited by SkeletonOnThePeleton - 2/1/2023, 06:03 PM
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    I swear all she did was shove food at CC. If she gets cranky I must have 6 snacks ready to go. She had no concept of toddler size portions. Luckily CC doesn’t look like Jen.
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    So the tattoo is still on the docket for this year. I would love it if the tattoo artist is a baker and she gets a fancy interwoven I Am An Asshole and it takes her 6 months to realize what it is. I can dream, lol.
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