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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 3/27/2024, 04:34 PM) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 3/27/2024, 05:22 PM) 
    Jenny definitely paid for that Pirate makeover.

    No way she went to that much trouble herself.

    The kids would be lucky if mommy even remembered they had a Pirate night.

    I think you’re right. I doubt it was even on her radar. I hope the kids whined about how she always forgets, until she gave in and paid for the makeover so there would be none of those “moments” when it’s unsafe for a WWC member to approach her.

    I suspect the kids are already learning how to play Mama because she doesn’t have a clue how to parent.

    Let's be honest. When is it safe for ANYONE to approach her? 20 feet away, and you gotta be hit with the most horrendous, faint inducing stench. Those poor kids.
  2. .
    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 3/26/2024, 03:48 PM) 
    I got the email 2 days ago. It was on IG and FB, too. I do not see her taking the circumstances to Europe, even on a ship, like AHB said, the flights alone. Also, it could cut into her 2025 90210 events.

    What does a high legged, high waist suit bottom balance?

    On Beefy Gene, literally nothing.
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    "Definitely try to size down"

    I legit snorted.

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    And that thing she's doing with her lips on that second gif. Ew.
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 3/25/2024, 10:55 PM) 
    QUOTE (Curveball @ 26/3/2024, 05:13) 
    Would a kind baker be willing to post a picture of the white dress? I cannot bear to watch the video.

    It's the Nellie Eyelet dress by Carve. Included photo of how it looks on the model on their website.

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    I can see Jen thinking if she bought that dress, she'd look just like the lady on the right wearing it. 🤣🤣🤣
  6. .
    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 3/25/2024, 06:15 PM) 
    5th? 15th!

    Exactly! It's like her jeans size. Whatever she says, put a 1 in front of it.
  7. .
    Breville woke up and came to work.

  8. .
    Well, since it's a chatty "pack with me" maybe she'll throw shade at literally everyone.

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  9. .
    FFS! The Breville is broken again. Ye olde fashioned tea it is, for now.

    SPOILER (click to view)
    For you newbies, relax. Yes, it's a download link. No, I'm not trying to infect your device. It's just a 5 minute mp4. It will be available for 7 days the POOF! Disappear. Or you can just read the recaps from everyone else. Your choice.

    Bone apple tea



    Will serve the rumbly tea when available.

    Edited by Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol - 3/25/2024, 09:21 AM
  10. .
    Oh, great. She's in my state. Well, at least she's on the other side of it.
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 3/24/2024, 06:59 PM) 
    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 24/3/2024, 23:09) 
    Notice that she only said 13.1. No mention of a Marathon.

    I think she said 13.1 because this comment was on the vlog of the half-marathon. She missed the Dopey marathon this year, thanks to SMD's unexpected mission and having to watch those pesky Circumstances.

    Lmao! Imagine rocking up to this board and this is the first thing you read without knowing our inside jokes.

    Don't mind me. I'm on painkillers. As y'all were.
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    QUOTE (Retsuko @ 3/24/2024, 11:47 AM) 
    13.1MilesIsStill13.1MilesAnywayYouSliceItLikeJen

    Wogging13.1milesIsStillWogging13.1MilesAnywayYouSliceItLikeJen

    Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
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    QUOTE (heyheyheynow @ 3/22/2024, 01:15 PM) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 3/22/2024, 12:09 PM) 
    When she put those jeans on, I was like, “My god, she actually has something on in the correct size!” But then, of course she thought they were too big so she’s going to order the size 4 (or a smaller size anyway). Like, I get that sometimes jeans stretch out over the course of a day, and that’s annoying, but she also said they were too big in the front. And they weren’t. We saw her fasten them, and they weren’t loose. It’s like she thinks if they aren’t fitting her like a sausage casing they are too big.

    She needed to go UP a size. Those jeans are not meant to fit tightly!

    This is an image from the Carve website of the jeans she ordered:


    Their size chart. Are we to believe she has a 27 to 28 inch waist?

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    Stop it! She is NOT saying those jeans are size 6? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Pics, or it didn't happen Jennifer!

    Edit: I am LITERALLY her size and I am at minimum a size 12. No way would I fit into a size 6.

    69zn8k

    Edited by Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol - 3/22/2024, 10:31 AM
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    Tea time!

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