The Gossip Bakery

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    The live on. Feeding my family currently because I'm not a ShitMomLikeJen

    I'll try not to fall asleep before tea is served.
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    Faaaaaaaaccccckkkkkk!!!

    SPOILER (click to view)
    These disciples of hers really do be putting their Circumstances in bed at 6.

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    "I worked most of the time on the plane."

    Doing what, exactly? Serious question. None of your shit seems to be done on time, so...
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    Ugh! Those poor dudes at the car wash! 🤢🤢🤢🤢
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    🙄🙄🙄

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    Hmm. Maybe it was us going "Listen to her with this dating shit. Next, she'll talk in a whispery voice about having another kid with the poor dude."

    Idk. I just remember the subject coming up.
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 4/8/2024, 04:27 PM) 
    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/8/2024, 01:00 PM) 
    Remember when Jen was discussing dating again and even speculated she might have another baby... The start of the pandemic was wild! :snickering: From lonely hearts to lonely farts.

    AirportHashBrown here it is. Seems so far-fetched at this point
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=noW_4fT5A0Q

    LMAOOOOOO!!!!! I forgot she had daydreamed about having another Circumstance. DelululemonLikeJen
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    Happy eclipse day, muffin top ladies!

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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 4/7/2024, 08:28 AM) 
    QUOTE (Millennium Falcom @ 4/6/2024, 08:58 AM) 
    Didn't she admit to her secret birthday cruise eventually? In a live or something?

    Yeah, back in December during her live. That's why she's so brazen about announcing having a higher status than the kids. She doesn't have to lie anymore! What a weight off her shoulders!

    #entry463902878

    Ah, yes. The cruise she wouldn't admit to for the longest time, during which she felt very celebrated with her cheese cart.

    F.R.E.A.K!!!!!
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    ConciergeConciergeConciergeConciergeConciergeSTFUJen!!!
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/5/2024, 02:10 PM) 
    The concierge service made the cruise, I quote, a "more communal experience". The exclusive club acted as a "gathering place".

    Communal for the especially rich, Jen. Away from all the other people (who aren't exactly poor considering the cost of a Disney cruise). It's paid-for segregation. Don't use hippie terminology to pretend it was a chill, everybody-is-welcome, open-doors experience. I cannot with this sea witch tonight.

    Apologies if this was already discussed. I've been on YouTube instead of partaking in today's tea.

    Communal insinuates a sense of community...even if it was strictly with the snooty rich. Does that mean she actually socialized with the concierge members? Or did she sit in the lounge like a lump as usual?
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    Bone apple tea...

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    Percolating. All 1 hour and 25 minutes of it. Ugh.
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    10:09 and no video.

    I don't remember, did she say that today's video would be late? Or did I hallucinate that?
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 4/4/2024, 10:38 AM) 
    QUOTE (Stage5Clinger @ 4/4/2024, 09:31) 
    Just came back from visiting with the Portugese and I'm hoping to see the Italians in the Fall.

    Can anyone share the background story behind "The Italians?"

    When in Italy she got seated on the patio, close to the building, not close to the railing. She said it was fine. She ordered TWO entrees and the waiter commented on it. Because she had climbed the mountain and was refueling. She was big mad at the waiter. So now we sneer "Italians"

    She also went to a grocery store, in Italy, and bought peanut butter and white bread. I think she either had trouble finding it or it was really pricey. Imagine, going to Italy to eat pb in your room!

    Also, I think she got flack for her diatribe about the TWO! entrees thing, and she rage deleted it from the video. 😂😂😂
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