The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol

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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 4/3/2024, 05:22 PM) 
    How embarrassing it is to be a 41-year-old loser and not know how the real world works.

    (not looking for sympathy) Recently I had a cancer friend die, my job is so busy right now so I'm putting in 125% because I have a work ethic, and I'm a finalist for a new opportunity -- I would be laughed out of the office if I asked for space and grace, for anything. Show up and do your fucking job, or don't call it a job, Gene.

    I know you're not looking for sympathy, but I'm so sorry for your loss.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 4/3/2024, 12:42 PM) 
    oh dear is she at Starbucks giving out gift cards again? :snickering:

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    Bitch, I'm so kind! See?

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    Titled "Posting changes this week"
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    FFS! Those 90210 vlogs are going to be exhausting.
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/2/2024, 12:12 PM) 
    Why did Christmas morning Death Stare Don look so different from any slim version since? I imagine he was thinner then than ever, but dare I say…he looked kind of cute (glare and all). He has never looked like that before or after.

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    Maybe he just appealed to me that day because he was giving Jen the “I hate you” look she so richly deserved.

    Probably not eating as much from all the stress and tension in the house at the time. Can you imagine the amount of nostril flaring Jen was probably up to?
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 4/1/2024, 08:49 PM) 
    what did everyone have for dinner?

    Hamburger Helper.

    At 7pm. Jen could never.

    Long champ.
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    Jen, tonight minus the happy dancing...

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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/1/2024, 10:53 AM) 
    "I have a very narrow window of time this week before I leave on a trip."

    Girl, bye. The only reason Spacemangate bothered her was that she'd have to give up her incessant travelling for "a season" (6 weeks). She's always gone. Sell Mushroom Mansion and get yourself a condo to crash for a couple of nights while you're in between Disney cruises and romantic getaways with Blue. This is embarrassing.

    I'm calling it this from now on. 😂😂😂
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    It irks me when she does this.

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    Phoned in, as usual.

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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 4/1/2024, 09:58 AM) 
    QUOTE (BowlsByCommission @ 4/1/2024, 09:25 AM) 
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    Look at that child's hair, though. Jen hates her.

    I agree. I bet the kids are thinking "why can't we go do something fun?"

    And yes, CC got Don's thick hair. Very pretty. Now if she could just part it up higher. I'm surprised that Tens doesn't try to do her hair differently. Or is she afraid that Jenny would get mad at her?

    If I were Tens, CC's hair would be parted much higher, on the other side, down the middle...all on different days. Definitely down the middle and blown out on the day she goes back to the babysitter's. But I'm petty like that.

    Anyway, we're percolating.
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    QUOTE (Justwastingtime @ 3/30/2024, 08:11 AM) 
    OH FFS! My daughter is the same age as hers and she’d eye-roll if I tried to entertain her with stickers and crayons. She outgrew the crap Jen packed 4 years ago.

    My kid packs her own carry on now. She throws in a Harry Potter or Wings of Fire book and her iPad and that’s all she needs to fly across the county.

    Lol! Same. My son is 8 and absolutely LOVES Pokémon. I found a Pokémon coloring book on Amazon and asked if he wanted it for funsies and he said "NO MOMMMMMM!!! Coloring books are for BABIES! 🙄🙄🙄"

    Then he begged me for the expensive card collection set. 😂😂😂
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 3/29/2024, 05:47 PM) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 3/29/2024, 05:38 PM) 
    Omg, the cards that go with the rubber ducks 😂

    Lucky, lucky
    You found a
    Duckie

    Um…

    Read the rules
    You stupid
    Fuckie

    Please tell me one of her patrons has pointed out to her that Disney says no hiding things.

    I'd feel bad for her kids, but I'd love to see the nostril flare when this happens to Beefstick.

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    As a Texan, I'm not sure I can bear to look at this.
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    Enjoy...

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