The Gossip Bakery

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    Is that what I think it is on the door handle 🤢

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    You guys I found some rice from at least a week ago shoved in the back of my fridge. Should I toss it or save it for company?

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    QUOTE (HotHotMommySteak @ 16/7/2023, 03:58) 
    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 7/15/2023, 06:45 PM) 
    If I had my garden next to my pool, I’d be gardening in a swimsuit too. Do the work, then jump right in the pool and cool off. It makes sense and it avoids extra laundry. Win-win situation.

    I wouldn't but mostly because of the sun and BUGS! :D:

    Sunscreen and off spray 😜
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 15/7/2023, 23:36) 
    I had an inground pool for about 15 years, before we moved. I often did yard work and gardening in my bathing suit. Now, I sometimes do yardwork in shorts and a bikini top. I do live out away from people somewhat, but so do they. I really don't think it's a big deal. She looks great, she seems happy, she seems to have friends, good for her.

    If I had my garden next to my pool, I’d be gardening in a swimsuit too. Do the work, then jump right in the pool and cool off. It makes sense and it avoids extra laundry. Win-win situation.
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    I think it’s this Cubesmart Storage on the same road as the UPS Store with her mailbox - the keys look right. Wonder how much storage space she’s throwing those DonDollars at? They go up to 10x30.

    https://www.cubesmart.com/illinois-self-st...rolled/103.html

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    I think the storage unit has claimed the Burberry coats and Tiffany candlesticks, those are never going to hit my inventory :fist-shake:
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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 15/7/2023, 07:11) 
    She has that Disney storage unit for DVC members. They deliver your stuff to your room upon arrival. Is that what she was referring to?

    She didn’t have that in 2019, and I’m sure robot Jen will never call it anything but the brand name Owners Locker.
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 15/7/2023, 04:48) 
    Being a bitch about Don's pens. Around 10 min
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uGIV7YsfiA

    I watched this and thought wow, RobotLikeJen still has a lot of this same stuff in today’s junk drawer video. And then I saw it…

    SHE HAD THE STORAGE UNIT ALREADY 🤯

    Here are the storage keys today:
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    And look, same keys!!
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    Of course then I had to go back to the older junk drawer video to check (both under spoiler), but in both of these two it’s just that other red keychain, no red key.

    All that junk at RM1, all the junk she left there when she moved, and she had the damn storage unit since at least April 2019.

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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 14/7/2023, 20:56) 
    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 7/14/2023, 02:30 PM) 
    Wait I missed that part, now I have to go back. Any sense of a timestamp?!

    Storage unit tour might actually be a video worth $5 🤣

    I don’t have a time stamp, but I think it was when she pulled out some keys and mentioned it went to her storage unit(?) Just a quick mention.

    Found it—around 16:00

    Ooooomgggg that’s exactly what she said, “these go to my storage unit” 😳

    That house is 3400+ square feet, she is the only full-time resident, the only adult on the premises, she’s barely ever there, there’s rooms with no furniture, she left a mountain of junk at RM1, and she has a STORAGE UNIT?! This bitch is out of control. What could she possibly need that for?!

    There’s only one answer that makes any sense at all: Vincente has set up the storage cases and made her some new built in bookcases. The bears and the dolls are set up exactly how they were when they were all caged. She spends all her non-mothering, non-traveling, non-pelotoning time at the storage unit. And that’s why she can’t get a damn thing accomplished and she’s sooooo busy.

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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 14/7/2023, 18:43) 
    she has a storage unit? did we know that?

    Wait I missed that part, now I have to go back. Any sense of a timestamp?!

    Storage unit tour might actually be a video worth $5 🤣
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    Wow she is miserable in this video. I’m sure those poor kids know to steer clear as much as possible.

    Most of the few items she was happy to see were her own nonsense Disney or peloton trinkets.

    If there is justice in the universe, any person she tries to get a dog from will google her first and find us. No dog deserves this, she should never be responsible for another living creature again.
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    QUOTE (AlltheReisenthels @ 14/7/2023, 16:13) 
    Jen`s bib-number is 215

    Philadelphia does not appreciate the association :smashing_computer:
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 14/7/2023, 02:08) 
    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 7/14/2023, 01:15 AM) 
    my road is kind of hilly so if any of you want to give me $1,000 and walk up and down 19 times I will hand you water, give you a meal, and a hat of your choosing 😊

    The First Annual Bakery Everesting Event @Meow's... This Saturday, July 15* at 10am**



    *Maybe we should change this and vote between the Divorce Date or the Don and Tens Anniversary date.

    **Muffins and Chai Tea Lattes at 9am for the really eager.

    The North Shore Exchange would like to supply medals to all participants - by which we mean gently used Tiffany’s pretties which we acquired from uncaged unwashed former housewives. 🥇
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    My dad once literally gave the shirt off his back when we happened to be first on scene to a bad accident, and stayed, shirtless with his family waiting in the car, until the rescue was complete. I can’t believe he didn’t contact the newspapers.
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 12/7/2023, 17:08) 
    Wind warning. Why is she allergic to voice overs?

    Because by the time she edits, she can’t remember what she wanted to say.

    Only Jen would not bother to locate her emergency tracking device for a big hike and someone else gets lost to serve as her safety reminder.

    Also only Jen would be 40 years old before she has the opportunity to learn how she reacts in something that might be an actual emergency.

    Unreal

    I will give her credit for getting involved and seeing it through. She actually had a legitimate positive impact on the life of another person, through her actions rather than her DonDollars. May she learn something from it, and not make it about her for the rest of her life.
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