The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by whatdowecallthis?

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    QUOTE (BinThereRebrandedThat @ 9/8/2022, 23:08) 
    Can we add “loudly licks fingers like curly sue” and “smoked paprika”

    And also “chews beverage”
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 7/8/2022, 23:18) 
    Fisher cats are even worse than coyotes IMO. They sound like a child/woman being attacked and screaming for their life. Anyone else get those where you live?

    Yes! I have both coyotes and fisher cats too. The fisher cats really do sound like a woman screaming. I was freaked out the first time I heard it.
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    QUOTE (Nefarious Sharewithblunder @ 2/8/2022, 15:17) 

    2014 Jen - I can’t leave dirty laundry sitting in my house.

    2022 Jen - I wear my dirty laundry all day.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 5/8/2022, 16:53) 
    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 5/8/2022, 16:22) 
    Listen 5-7 over is still slow here, especially on the interstate, lol.

    That's fine but she was lecturing how she was so conscious and concerned about driving safety after her speeding ticket and course but still speeds. Everyone should take the course. If she was so concerned she wouldn't speed. Typical Jen. Concerned for the environment, uses resuable beeswax wraps but lines them with wax paper.

    Uses beeswax wraps and then hops in her gas-guzzling “truck” too.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 29/7/2022, 21:37) 
    She carried emergency underwear in her walking pharmacy. Didn't she say she had IBS at one point? It would have been hard for her to eat dairy and realize this bothers me because she ate it all day long. She'd have to have tried an elimination diet. Why wouldn't she have tried that? What was the point of those food journals (besides calorie counting) if she couldn't figure out what was making her sick.

    Yes she talks about it in her housewife confessional from Vegas (the trip with her mail tech probably over 10 years ago). She used lactose intolerance as an excuse to ditch her friend and run back up to her room to hang by herself.
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    QUOTE (GumOnSuzannesShoe @ 7/28/2022, 03:27 PM) 
    OMG I would be so afraid to bump into her just getting groceries or something. I'm watching some Utah vlogs from 2014, a birthday party for Poopsie. That camera constantly hovering in the background, I think it had to be so uncomfortable, D** has to interrupt a conversation to say that "Jen was talking", so they would all listen. She spread out into Emily's old room for her yoga and several baskets of junk, so territorial. "We got a new oven", no, D**'s parents got a new oven. If I were them, I would be happy she got a truck - go away.

    Your month of August sounds like a great plan. I would think someone so into yoga might go on a couple retreats in some beautiful locations, maybe geared toward singles. Maybe a cooking class, I think what she makes looks like slop whether it's in her kitchen, in a treehouse or next to a campfire.

    Right? I could see her enjoying a place like Kripalu. But it's in Massachusetts and maybe she doesn't want to reclaim Mass.
    https://kripalu.org

    We don’t want her in Massachusetts either.
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    It just occurred to me that she clearly is planning on having TWO! cars long term since one will be parked in a Walmart somewhere.
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 27/7/2022, 19:07) 
    Her complete disregard for her carbon footprint is nauseating
    I never want to hear a morsel of talk about how she cares about the environment EVER AGAIN

    This didn’t even occur to me—- but yeah she had a melt down over using thin plastic bags for veggies during a pandemic (groceries she picked up and didn’t have to shop for). But driving , flying back, flying , driving… ughhhh gross.
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    This is just a ridiculous plan all around. And with total disregard for her limited responsibilities (Winnie, kids).

    Disclosure - I am not a parent. But I would not want to be out of state most of the time. You would miss so many things big and little. The people who I know who co-parent don’t stay completely out of their kids life while they are with the other. There are plenty of events, games, activities to support your kid even if they aren’t sleeping at your house.

    Edited by whatdowecallthis? - 7/27/2022, 07:00 PM
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    Wait - did you all know Jen is not a carpenter? Can’t wait to see what she “builds” for this.

    You did not manifest this! You likely obsessively stalked dealership webpages until you found it.
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    My bet is she decides she needs a family car and a road life car. Jenny can’t have a car that serves TWO different purposes. Commence the (additional) excessive buying so she can have a second of everything in her car that she has in her house.

    But seriously - why is she trying to explain the mechanics of this thing?! You don’t know wtf you are talking about. This is not what the Jenions signed up for.
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    I love how confused gravy is when Jenny is taking a video. He is posed like it is a picture and she has to explain. We are like 4 years into the vlogging thing at this point - you would think he would know by now.
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 25/7/2022, 19:20) 
    “Can we make better tests? Can we focus on it…”

    She didn’t give a flying fuck about Covid when the kids had it but now that she thinks that SHE has it, the scientists need to start working harder.

    I honestly don’t know of a more unlikeable person.

    We have better tests —- they are called Pcrs and you got one you dummy. And unlike Jen, many people have trouble accessing them since the government reduced funding for public testing centers. A lot of people don’t have that Don-funded insurance.
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    QUOTE (Buff Emiky @ 25/7/2022, 16:37) 
    Im wondering if keeping Winnie in a crate is a way to keep her safe, for fear she may jump off the bed and further injure herself. The closet is likely a quiet place, without windows it’d be quieter than her bedroom with windows.

    I bet she has some rationale for this. But I believe Winnie used to sleep on the bed? Going from that to crate in the closet seems like it would be confusing for her. It would make more sense to me if Winnie was always comforted by her crate but if I am remembering correctly from mhwl days, Winnie would cry to get on the bed at night until Jen finally gave in.
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    QUOTE (Here for it @ 25/7/2022, 02:43) 
    Ugh she is a disgusting human being. I am so glad to see Jenny getting all the karma she deserves. I cannot believe she treats poor Winnie like this. We adopted a small dog a few months ago and he ran away on the 4th with all the fireworks. Someone found him and called us, but he ended up about a mile and a half away, and his poor little feet were all torn up from running so far over pavement and gravel. I took him right to the vet the next day (40 mins away w two kids in tow) and had him checked out and the vet gave him pain meds, WHICH I THEN GAVE TO THE DOG! until he was back to normal (just a few days). I totally believe that people eventually get what’s coming to them, and even though Jenny has been smacked pretty hard in the face with karma already, I’m sure the best is yet to come for doing this to poor Winnie.
    You can f**k right of Jenny 🖕

    (Also, my sweet pup has been anxious ever since his ordeal, barking at every sound and not wanting to go in the backyard which used to be his fav spot. Does anyone here have experience with this? Do you think he’ll chill out in time or should I look into doggy Valium? Thanks!)

    I have lots of anxious dog experience. You could consider Prozac (though technically I think the on label uses are separation anxiety and aggression). Worth talking to the vet if doggo doesn’t calm down soon.

    You can try some counter conditioning stuff like giving treats in the backyard to create positive association.

    I have a fi collar on my dog which has gps locator. The busiest days at dog shelters are the July 5! I like having the peace of mind especially during fireworks time.

    I also give my dog her vet prescribed meds, because I am super extra like that.
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