The Gossip Bakery

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    Instead of that sloppy plain white top couldn't she have bought a suitable white blouse?

    Is she intending wearing those pirate boots all Summer too??
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    I can't imagine what jill and gravy think ...

    She is 40 plus now and she has to meet her folks at the senior citizen theater ... Can you imagine the convo between those two when their tragic daughter leaves their company

    Where did we go wrong ...
    Maybe we should have had them closer together
    I should have paid more attention to her
    Maybe we shouldn't have pushed marriage so young
    At least she has Don's money
    I can't listen to one more Disney thing
    What was she talking about Pocahontas pants ??? Did I hear that right
    I'm telling her we can't make the next one - you have a bad hip and can't sit anymore
    Did she even brush the hair, get her a gift card to your hair person for Christmas ok
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    QUOTE (justalurker @ 4/14/2024, 03:51 AM)
    Because it involves small talk and social interaction with another human most likely a woman who she will probably feel an inferiority complex towards. Idk just my guess.

    If you ask me all she needs to do is part it down the middle and chop it off equally on both sides herself, it would take 20 seconds.

    She’s completely given up.

    Several years ago she made a whole video about changing the side her hair has always been parted on. She was in turmoil about the decision and then she wound up changing it back.
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    It took Jen seeing a video from a nutritionist in her special 90210 "Everesting community" (as she calls it) to realise she's "grossly underdoing it" when it comes to protein. Anybody could see that and the Bakery has been saying it for years. She has all the money and access to proper medical doctors and board-certified dietitians in the world but oh no, it took someone in her beloved, expensive "Everesting community" for her to hear it.

    God, to be this stubborn and dumb... :disgust1:
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    Why the hell does she do this to her eyes. Doesn't it hurt. GO TO THE DR!
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    when she rubs her shirt and carries around her stuffie I often WONDER is she intellectually disabled
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    her bare feet sound like wet flippers when she walks, its grossing me out.
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    I am not fat shaming her but just be real Jin. You aren't happy the way you look. GO TO THE DR! stop with these life coaches. JFC. she posts herself in this a couple of weeks ago and today she is all of a sudden wanting to change things up. I truly believe she is eating like she would if she were in her 20s and she has to be perimenopausal and now the weight isn't coming off as easily as it would just a couple of years ago. She needs at least 50 grams of protein. She literally doesn't understand any of this. You need fiber for a few reason you idiot. with the amount of sugar and fat she eats, the hag needs FIBER! If she went to someone that actually knows what they are doing, her life would change for the better. Cramming herself into smaller sizes and lying about her actual size is doing nothing but making her look very uncomfortable. Why not fix the actual problem so you can fit into the sizes you claim to be? The woman has so much money. Just skip a vacay and hire a full team. A nutritionist and a personal chef
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    No WAY does Fatty fit in a small. I’m 120 pounds and almost always buy a medium in workout clothes (I do like my blood to circulate, so there’s that). Maybe what she meant to say was “I ordered a size that’s too small”. :snickering:

    And that hair! My hair has been thinning since menopause and I have hypothyroidism. I have 50x more hair than Jen.
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    The dichotomy of this ho being so self-absorbed and self-obsessed but still looking like a dirty scarecrow is fascinating.
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    Her dislike of Peloton clothing started right after she did not get the treatment she “deserved” from Cody, her boo, when she took her stench self to an instudio class. I imagine she had built it up in her pea brain that he would be all over her due to how many rides she did with him, he would pick her up, swing her in circles, and propose. Him being gay would be the perfect husband for her, no need for wonderland to reopen, she could have her asexual life with her 2 true loves, Cody and Jasper. Instead, he backed up, and stood away from her, yes he does it to everyone, but she took it personally of course. Those instructors are probably stalked and harassed by fans, they know not to engage.

    Now her Peloton heroes are all women, Cody and the clothes she bought to prove her love are Sadly, No Longer Available.

    Edited by JenuinelyUnorganized - 3/16/2024, 04:04 AM
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    Remember how miserable she looked when she announced she wouldn't travel for a while? Look how giddy she's today. Tell me you hate being a mother without telling me you hate being a mother!
  10. .
    Firstly, NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR “RUNNING”! NOBODY.

    Secondly, ENOUGH with the drama about if you’re going to make it to Princess.

    Everyone knows you were going to do the Princess Half the second you found out Don returned from space.

    Shut up, you attention-seeking “my number was called in the chaos lottery because I need to be a mother for once” drama queen.

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    These titles are always spot on!

    I think the reason Jen has issues with her family is because they know the truth. She can't lie like she does on SM. I'm team Jill and I'm sure she and Gravy set Jen straight when she tries to rewrite history.
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    Dinner at 4:30 to 4:45! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    Gotta have those kids in bed by 7.
  13. .
    I feel bad that Jen is taking CC away for her bday and she won’t be able to see her real family or friends though I’m sure Mama Tens will be throwing her an awesome party when she gets back.
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    What partner? 😂

    What family? Your kids that you leave behind and don’t even think of when it is not your part of the “parenting schedule”
    Your parents and brother? Because they were never a part of your content. They were beneath you for that.

    They rest are part of the mass exodus. They are not your family anymore

    Edited by LateKate - 5/10/2023, 19:02
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    Fricking martyr. Purposefully not making friends to save the world from "trolls".
    Spare me, chubby rich brat.
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