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WouldRatherGetCovidAtTheMouseThanBeWithHerKidsInHerHouseLikeJen Pt. 299 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.
Idk if someone has pointed it out already but to me it seems obvious Jen is staring creepily into the camera for us. Like maybe she thinks she’s “sticking it to the man” but she just looks crazy lol. If she didn’t dislike her children so much, I’d think she paid for and competed in these runs just for us. -
WouldRatherGetCovidAtTheMouseThanBeWithHerKidsInHerHouseLikeJen Pt. 299 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.
Hahahahhah I can’t stop laughing at this. Ma’am why are you the only one looking DIRECTLY AT the camera?! Lmao -
.She is receiving around $20,000 per month, PLUS the several million dollars of settlement that she received. She can easily pay $400-600 per month for health insurance.
I thought I understood Jen to be loaded but now…now I understand. This is what “set for life” looks like. Jesus and she’s still miserable. Oh the places I’d go, the things I’d do. -
.Just while Jen is being dull:
I found this interior designer on Instagram who has a creepily Barbie-esque home: https://instagram.com/caitlinwilsondesign?...edium=copy_link
But what's worse is that she has a doll's house which is a replica of her house and the rooms are decorated the same. Just like in that creepy film Hereditary
www.instagram.com/p/CWb70--pdKa/?utm_medium=copy_link
Her house is beautiful but jist a tiny bit too perfect... it's like the beginning of a horror movie...
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Ok maybe I have found ONE thing I relate to Jen on. This exact thing almost caused the end of my marriage. Not saying is what Jen is referring to but I said these exact words to my therapist. What I meant was being all that a working married mother is, I felt pressure to always be happy and chipper. It emotional and physically drained me which led to depression and resentment. And from the outside I’m “blessed” but the pressure to be “perfect” was eating at me. That’s the ONLY WAY I’ll believe Jen was in anyways caged. IF that’s even what she meant. -
.It you truly don’t have any f*cks to give, then post a video of you waddling & hobbling for two days at a Disney race 😏 you will forever care about what we think & say at the bakery, Gene. We live in your head rent free, you’re not fooling anyone
She’s an Aquarius?! I want to vomit. Suddenly my mild belief in astrology is now totally gone . -
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Wait . So she bought a phot of…someone else’s dog? -
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Not to put my business out there but Mr. Joi and I are having a pretty rough season(or two) and after watching Jen in the rewatch and seeing how obviously more happy she was then than she is now, is really giving me pause. Making me look REEEEEEAAAAL hard at my options before acting rashly. I don’t want to make the biggest mistake of my life like she did. So thanks Jen, your miserableness is actually helping someone. -
.TWO!!! I think I love you
I didn't watch this years Italy vlogs.
Did we keep the vlog where she argues with the waiter about the quantity of food she ordered?
Where might I be able to find it please?
Yep, Sebs saved those in where she cried over Italian waiters and then deleted everything.
https://rumble.com/c/c-1190151
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.You know what would be a good Jen persona? Loyalty-points obsessed Jen.
Hear me out:
- she has the time to manage credit card sign-up bonuses
- she would have no issue hitting spend minimums to earn rewards
- loyalty programs would give her something to feel smug about
- hotels/airlines kiss the asses of high-tier members
- comparing complimentary toiletries, lounges, etc is her core competency
- the audience is huge, though I’m sure it’s not what it was pre-pandemic.
STILL. People love playing the system.
Jen - think about it. Thank me later
Heck I didn’t even know this was a thing but I’m interested lol -
.Quick question:
My baby is starting to eat real food now and I am getting her some plates of her own.
But we have no trash cabinet so where should I store her plates???
I’m so mad this had me until the very end LMAO -
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The Peleton video was not a “Clapback” seems more like good fun and clever marketing for both entities involved. -
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Jen your dog looks like a mop because she is dirty and unkempt. This dog looks like a mop because it’s born that way. Doesn’t make it dirty or mucky like poor Winnie. You sure tried it tho. -
AdventuresofJennyThePooh: ALuluPurseIsHerBestFriendAndWoolUnderwearOnHerAmpleRearEnd Pt 292 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.
Her stories made me sad and I now know for a fact CC is already picking up on who’s the favorite. Gene starts by saying “oh she’s already opening one” and CC immediately dropped her hands. Then, as someone mentioned she refers to CC in pronouns and Donny by name. Then Gene points how his are a surprise and hers isn’t. CC replies with a sing song voice “Donny gets a surprise because it’s EXTRA fuuuuuun” almost as if to mock Jen or be sarcastic. Not sure if she is but seems like that poor baby knows very much how her mother feels about her in comparison to her brother. So sad and really makes we want to punch Gene. -
AdventuresofJennyThePooh: ALuluPurseIsHerBestFriendAndWoolUnderwearOnHerAmpleRearEnd Pt 292 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.In that pic of CC, it looks like she has wavy hair. If she does, no amount of brushing can “fix it”. Wavy hair just looks messier when it’s been brushed.
This is BS. My children have full kinks and curls and somehow we keep it looking good. Waves aren’t difficult to tame lol. Y’all acting like she has a fro.
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