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| QUOTE (Millennium Falcom @ 11/3/2023, 17:57) She won’t be able to handle scheduling, no shows, connection issues, etc. I can see someone not getting their time with her and Jen not being flexible and being a bitch about it.
I’m just trying to picture Jen trying to accommodate the schedules of 30 different people for 30 different calls, going back and forth to try to find a mutually convenient time. I know she’ll probably just do what works for her, but then what would be the point of paying extra if they’re never going to see the additional “privileges.” |
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| Jen can wog hundreds of miles and climb mountains over and over, but one bikini pic of Tens is what would motivate me to work out and eat healthy.  No wonder Tens seems to have a glow-up effect on people around her! |
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| | Wow, Tens looks amazing and rocks a bikini with natural confidence (as opposed to the photoshopping kind like Jen). |
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| Of course Jen is “stinkin’ proud” of herself again.
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| | I’m still catching up, but is Jen really saying she wants “less to-do’s”? Her to-do list must be in the negative numbers by now! |
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| It also still boggles my mind that almost everything Jen does can be linked to influencers on YouTube or IG. It’s no wonder that whenever Jen zigs or zags, bakers ask, “who is Jen copying now?”
Who is the real Jen? Is there even a real Jen, or has she always been adopting other personas and never developed her own self? |
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| QUOTE (Meow2 @ 2/8/2022, 19:37) this exercise stuff is all she has for "accomplishments." YAWN. it's honestly sad QUOTE (ThatThing @ 2/8/2022, 17:56) That 600th ride thing is something I would probably glance down at my peloton screen and say "oh, look at that. Damn i have spent a lot of time on this thing 😂" and then I'd move on with my day.
Of course Jen takes it as an opportunity to share how she is "so FRICKIN proud of (herself)"
Literally the most self involved person I have ever seen exactly this ^ it's like realizing you hit your 12,000 steps goal on your Fitbit and being like "oh good" then getting on with the rest of your evening and not thinking about it again
Jen’s accomplishments are like me patting myself on the back for my 180th post at the Bakery. I am so proud of myself! |
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| Jen claims to find joy in everyday moments while still clearly miserable.
Tens, on the other hand, actually does find joy in little things, like discovering whether a melon from her garden is ripe enough to eat.
It’s a breath of fresh air after watching Jen so long. I can only imagine what D** must feel! |
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| QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 2/8/2022, 18:05) I think since she has thin hair and that severe side part she would look decent in an angled bob, if anything it would suit her Karen personality 
Love it. Can you imagine the hair journey video Jen would make if she ever did something that ‘dramatic’? If she could spend 10 minutes talking about a hair part, this drastic change could warrant a whole series.  |
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| Wow, the pickle reel got 10k views in 2 days, on an account that’s been up for just over a week - no doubt that many of those views are from curious Jenions.
I wonder how Jen feels about Tens getting a social media boost because of her with none of the criticism. |
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| | I love how Tens can now post and share what she loves without revealing every single personal detail about her life. Just colourful, inspiring gardening pics with cheesy jokes and yummy recipes. I’m here for it! |
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| Jen’s complaining about the IG algorithm again.
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| QUOTE (luggagewarehouse @ 30/7/2022, 02:25) We should all send ToDo some glow sticks. Never too early to start the sleep training regimen.
I am here for that! Here’s to many evenings of exuberant chaos!
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