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| she had to go to an event for her kid, see her mom, and see her brother
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| QUOTE (HampTens @ 5/3/2024, 12:34 PM) QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 3/5/2024, 19:22) To summarize—
Brag, brag, brag, spend, spend, spend, eat, eat, eat, struggle to breathe while in motion. All boring... Maybe she could write a book called, “Eat, Spend, Brag.”
EatSpendBragLikeJen would make a good thread title.
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| Okay, can manage a quick one.
Jen is fawning over Winnie before detailing her groundhog's day morning. She says she's going over to Emily's to help her before running down the list of all the drawbacks of pregnancy with a yikes expression. You could tell she had the baby fever.
She shows her lunch and her protein shake stained sweatshirt before a boring OOTD. Apparently Winnie is ill.
The nursery furniture is hideous. The dark brown looks especially bad against the orange on the wall. If I had gone for that colour scheme (I wouldn't as I have taste) my choice would have been white. Especially for a little girl. Jen is gushing over everything.
They work on the wall decals which is the final flourish on the tasteless nursery. I realise it was 2013 but even Jen managed a much nicer nursery a few years later. They secure the dresser divider to the wall.
Jen makes guaca-mole-lay from a packet and wraps up the vlog with concern for Winnie. |
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| now now guys. I don’t think she has an issue with Veterans Day or New Years Day
it’s just Valentine’s Day, Easter, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, and Christmas that she has an issue with  |
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| QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 5/1/2024, 08:31 AM) She shows off how full the mudroom fridge is as the other fridge packed up. She then films Don "sharpening" a knife which I can tell you is not the best way to do it. Honing rods are good for straightening but not for sharpening. He really knew jack shit and it shows.
lmao, roast his ass!
She weighs herself daily, eh? It's so embarrassing to be obsessed with a program called "Booty Call."
"The first linen laundry day of the month" says a complete psycho. Her brain & schedule was filled with total bs.
Damn, what we wouldn't give for Don vlogs today!! But ew, he and Jen are so gross together. |
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| IOTD: "my Donald" rings with the same sincerity as "my CC" and "my Donny"
The next vlog: https://rumble.com/vlgrjg-dont-wear-your-b...il-27-2013.html
She is awfully chipper this morning with no one cares exercise gab. She is coming across as quite manic as she talks about the stuff she wants to make from the Tone It Up website. Apparently there is still a lot of spaghetti and meatballs left which was made 4 days ago at this count. This doesn't surprise me as they use to eat week old soup. She tries to get Winnie jazzed up for a walk but she just sits there, her soul crushed.
She forgets to buy blue cheese even though she said she was making a list. OrganizedLikeJen. She shows an office haul including stickers so Jen can pretend play work.
She makes the muffins but the batter doesn't look right to me and she's also unsure. She adds a shit ton of blueberries. They look the same before and after.
Don, Jen and Winnie go on a "Togetherness walk together! To go get frozen yoghurt! It's a frozen yoghurt togetherness day! YEAAAAHHHH!" How could Don stand it??? Don describes the yoghurt as lovely but chaotic and a good concept.
She tries the muffin and calls it a cookie bite. She runs a bath with a bath bomb and a huge martini for the weekend. Whatever happened to martini Monday? They wrap up with a Harry Potter movie. |
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| So based on the recap at the end, she had planned on Sedona for one day, Grand Canyon for one day, Zion for one day…as if one day can do any of these places justice. She just stretched it out to multiple overly long videos that could have been a handful of TikToks and they would’ve been much more entertaining.
And this is her version of slowing down her travels to really soak a place in.
The formula is for her to do one hike, buys stickers and chai, and the rest of the time she just reads a book and does yoga somewhere other than her house. Sometimes she mentions figuring out what to do next. She eats hummus and some form of chips. This is “wondering”?
It’s a gross display of literally pissing money away for absolutely zero benefit or point. She used to hoard purses and makeup, now she just hoards one day visits to places to then claim she’ll come back one day, put a sticker on a water bottle, add a sticker to the collection that she hasn’t figured out how she’ll use it for her car that sits in “storage” full of tent camping gear in bins, much more than it’s actually used.
She’s just gonna keep doing this like the Groundhog Day of Disney races? Because she can’t think of ANY OTHER good use of her time and money? |
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| QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 19/4/2024, 19:39) ???? Oh, you mean fucking. It's a good question. I didn't in a prior post. Hey, I am old. 63 years old. Social change is elusive and not sure whether anyone cares. xo
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| | ???? Oh, you mean fucking. It's a good question. I didn't in a prior post. Hey, I am old. 63 years old. Social change is elusive and not sure whether anyone cares. xo |
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| Space and Grace…
The audacity to ask for space & grace when Jen herself can’t be bothered to actually give anyone any kind of space & grace.
Don needs me to take OUR children full time this month? Oh, the fires I must walk through!
The family wants to come here for Thanksgiving? Oh, how put upon I am!
The Princess Doll you got at the tea, CC? I guess you’re just going to have it leave it on the ship since you don’t have any room, & I’m certainly not making any room for it in MY luggage.
One of my With Wonder Community members has cancer & didn’t make the cut-off for my super-special Christmas cards? Sucks to be you!
My Angel Bunny Winnie is in her last days & would be more comfortable at home? Sorry… Mommy’s gotta travel. See ya.
The cashier was maybe just trying to be nice & make conversation? Nope. I don’t think so… it was clearly an attack on my single travel lifestyle.
You dropped your sippy cup, Donny? Too bad, so sad.
McDonald’s only gave us one hashbrown? Sorry, dear Donald… it’s mine!
The hotel maid was just doing her job when she accidentally threw away my empty box? How dare she?!
Oh, & do better, Erin Condren. |
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| | This asshole is happy as a pig in shit, by herself at Disney, but whenever she is with her kids she comes on video to tell us how it’s been a week! Selfish cow. |
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| QUOTE (TheRealD @ 1/4/2024, 12:43 PM) A scolding might be coming! Chinny is bigly pissed!
I cannot wait |
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