The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by ungodlymugcollection

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    I just love the inside out shirt on her. It’s such an accurate picture of how much of a mess she is. Why would you not refilm when you realized that your shirt was inside out??? Laken can’t even do the bare minimum
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    God, this is going to be her PCT trek year, isn’t it? She’s going to be insufferable (more so than usual) if she actually completes it. Ugh.
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    “Momentum over motivation” LMAO Laken, you don’t have either. You have to start things to get them done, and that’s your issue.
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    Is Chicago going to be any cheaper??
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    Can we start a divorce poll?
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    Her December daily looks so…. Idk. You can just tell she has no creativity. I think I’m biased because I’ve gotten to watch Inkie Quill‘s scrapbooking process. She overthinks putting down stickers, yet every time it comes out looking like they’re sitting in the wrong spot.
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    If her mom hoards…. That explains quite a bit about our girl. I can’t always get through her videos because I get such second hand embarrassment.
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    It had to have been Covid. If they were sick with colds and couldn’t move properly…. They are both sadder than I thought. But to expose movers (and thus their family and friends) to Covid… Jesus, Laken. How selfish can you be?!?

    One of her goals should have been to find an actual job again. She basically outright admitted that she isn’t making enough money or hitting her business goals. Time to get a job, Laken!
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    Laken needs to stop trying to coordinate her stickie notes, her mild liners, and dot pens. I can’t believe it hasn’t occurred to this goal guru that all this fluff isn’t actually getting any of her goals accomplished. Stop wasting your time on colour coordinating and actually get your tasks done like a real adult.
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    I wonder how much her age made her feel like she has to settle down. I don’t think she’s old and I’m the same age, but I know that some women feel the need to settle just so they can have kids. I am SO confused by their relationship. Like what’s the appeal for both of them?? Neither of them are a catch.
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 27/12/2022, 06:27) 
    QUOTE (Calidreamin’ @ 27/12/2022, 01:43) 
    I wouldn’t expect converting to Judaism to be something that she would automatically share - maybe that’s part of the “postponed” family planning.
    Conversion takes time. If she does, she would want to wait until moving.

    For some reason, I remember her talking about this in a video, that she would not be converting, but that Sam wanted their children raised in the Jewish faith. It may have been when they were going for premarital counseling.

    ETA: It was actually in a Fiance Q&A video they did together February 14, 2020

    So I tried to watch this just now, but it just gave me the willies. I just don’t see any chemistry between them, and I just feel embarrassed for the both of them. Laken goes above and beyond to remind us she has a husband, but never seems to really care for him soooooo. I really cannot wait to see how much having a kid impacts their relationship. I wonder what baby tasks with be Sam’s and what ones will be Laken’s. She gets petty about him leaving dishes in the sink when that’s his chore…. Imagine the chaos of a baby! What is she going to do, not wash the bottles cause that’s Sam’s job?
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    Does she ever do anything without alcohol??
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    Jen’s planners were similar to Laken’s in the way that she waffled around a lot, thought that she was suuuuper busy while just doing the bare minimum, and being too overwhelmed to do the things. And that was before the kids came. So I cannot wait to see how much messier Laken gets with a kid. She can barely brush her teeth daily as it is!
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    That’s probably good for Laken. Her mean comments about Jen coming to light would make for an awkward encounter
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    Too bad she burnt her Jen Ross’ bridge. Aren’t they going to be almost neighbours?
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