The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 26/1/2022, 00:53) 
    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 1/26/2022, 12:33 AM) 
    I love teenage rebellion Jen
    :1485540604:

    there is no way we AREN'T getting a Phoenix rising tattoo before the year is up

    I totally agree! A giant one on her tricep!
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    Shopping alert! Allison Anderson just posted a suitcase for camera gear. How soon until Jen gets one?? Too bad it won’t help her make videos that are actually good like Allison’s.
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    I’m seriously pissed about the “phoenix rising” references she keeps using. I get that she went through hard, emotional shit, but breakdowns and divorces are a tad bit easier to deal with when you have a fat bankroll and an ex-spouse who is involved with the kids. She knows NOTHING of the struggle a metaphorical phoenix goes through.
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    QUOTE (Depl @ 19/1/2022, 21:21) 
    I hope she’s happy now. She finally got to brag about completing her first marathon.

    I don’t believe her that she’s not happy when the kids aren’t there. She’s not happy when the kids ARE there. These trips are her reward for parenting 25 waking hours a week.

    Yes!! I was thinking this myself. She “parented” so now she can reward herself. How miserable she must be. My home is my sanctuary. I can’t imagine counting down the hours to “escape.”
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    I’ve been following the bakery for about 7 months and I’m in awe of how y’all predicted EVERYTHING that would happen. Jen totally goes through cycles. She acts irrationally, scolds her audience, withdrawls like a child, and then comes back again. She is completely self absorbed and never learns from her actions. Someone said she gaslights her fans, and I could not agree more.

    Well done ladies!
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    Thread title is awesome!
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 11/1/2022, 23:21) 
    I hope they both live to be 115 and require expensive 24 hour care for decades that completely drains their money so Jen doesn’t get a cent.

    Oh my gosh! I almost wet myself with this one! Too funny and oh so perfect!
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    No worries Jen. I promise you that no one is laying awake at night waiting for this video to drop. Sunday, Monday, who really cares?? We know it will be a Snoozefestttt….
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    The way he talks with his hands is driving me nuts. I am sick of his nails....uggghhh
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    What the heck was this last baby-talk story with Winnie about? We get it Jen, you have a Peleton. It’s Friday night for God’s sake—relax!
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    QUOTE (Chance86_ @ 3/12/2021, 01:34) 
    He always calls the other teachers his team to hide the fact that he is a principal of a charter school. He wants people to think he’s some sort of business executive. Educators are some of the most important and highly respected professionals in the world. The fact that he brags about everything from his wallet to his car but not his actual career speaks volumes. And it isn’t a privacy issue. He thinks he’s above it.

    So true. He does everything he possible can to NOT mention anything about the teaching profession. As a teacher myself, I find this highly offensive. He obviously feels that he is above the rest of us.
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    I don’t know if it has been said yet, but this is the most annoying vlogmas day 1 ever. I don’t know if I can stomach this voice for too many days.
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    How exhausting it must be to always be so damn defensive about everything. Jen, you are no spring chicken anymore. Stop trying to be something or someone you are not and just learn to love yourself. It does look like she is now trying to emulate Abby. Everything has always been about her food and exercise. It’s not healthy at all.
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    I'm pretty sure that I'm done watching these horrible videos. I have no desire what-so-ever to see Jen solo camping. If I want to be depressed, I will watch the news.

    I'm curious to see if Jen and Christopher Allen will acknowledge each other this year during vlogmas.

    Also, I'm perplexed that she is back to showing her kids in Instastories. Is her privacy no longer important? My guess is that she knows that her content is mind-numbing and so repetitive.
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 16/11/2021, 00:24) 
    It's just so weird that Jen continues to do all this stuff without her kids and then the "content" we see with them is her fucking groundhog day life over and over and over
    Like is she going to do this indefinitely till her kids move out?
    Does she tell the kids she is going camping?
    "Mama, what do you do while we're at Daddys house?"
    "Well this weekend I'm going camping!"
    "Cool! What are we doing when we get back to your house?"
    "IDK, watching the grinch from 40 feet away i guess."

    I just snorted with laughter!
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