The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by BallPitBoobies

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    I think the MMM band has broken up for the most part. Aside from birthday shout outs you don't see much with them all together. Shay has her new group i.e. the staff that she pays to hang with her. When was the last girls trip? I remember Nashville where Shay thought she was Beth Dutton. Have they traveled together since? Why not have all the girls to Nantucket for a few days. Oh that's right, she doesn't want them to see her house is actually an apartment. What about the Manda Foundation and the gala? Nothing this year. Even if you "stepped down" from the board wouldn't you still support a charity so near and dear to your heart?

    Shay travels constantly because she has no friends at home. She put all of her eggs in the church friend basket and committed identity fraud against one of those friends. Jeni has more money, is better looking, and has a friend group with her SIL and friends from college. Erika has fostered new friendships with other sports moms. Shay never fostered friendships with other parents in her community. We never hear about the orphan's friends, or their parents. Shay is a very insecure person. If she is not the best looking, richest, or can't hold the top spot in any of the categories she has created in her mind, she won't mingle. Content, confident people don't behave the way she does. And a piece of advice for her: stop trying to make Andrew happen. There are definitely women who will admire your designer duds, your travels, your fake looks, etc. No one is impressed with your lazy gay husband who wants to be a porn star but cosplays the suburban Dad. He ain't happening.
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    I can't believe her plastic surgeon thought it was okay to put those tits on that frame. Her boobs are in her arm pits because they are too big. Why are they so far apart in the middle, yet in her armpits? This is coming from someone with natural DD's that are not nearly as fun as enhanced boobs. I cannot wear anything she wears because my boobs actually require support and aren't suspended in air. Shay needs to take a page from Jeni's book. There is a way to have tasteful plastic surgery.
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    It's cold and rainy in Boston so if they are on Nantucket there's nothing to brag about. Although I am sure they are squeezing in a manic 4 day trip to Europe with 2 days of travel time.
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    I'm still scratching my head that Shay volunteered to help facilitate parking at the golf event. Why? Everything she does serves her in some way. She doesn't care about head pats or being a good person. If she did, then she would volunteer for a worthy cause, not helping rich people park their cars.
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    Looks like Erika and Tab took a solo trip to Cabo in April. The framily is spending less and less time together.
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    Are her kids missing school? I feel like her kids are NEVER in school for a full week. What about Spring sports? My son has two soccer games this weekend and a practice tonight.
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    Shay Shull: Defrauding the IRS one freaky foot pic at a time so her gay, retired husband can watch internet porn.
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    It's freezing in metro Boston right now, and I am not even on the water. She's a moron if she thinks this a flex.
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    Yes, she acknowledged it at some point when she was doing Style Duplicated. She was pretty open about her botox and cosmetic stuff.
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    QUOTE (Size XXS @ 3/23/2024, 01:05 PM) 
    The amount of importance these two nimrods put on looks is incredible. It’s as if they’ve decided that is how they are going to win their imaginary life competition now. Sean and Catherine are more famous, Jeni is richer, Tab and the in-laws are more successful in their careers so Andrew and Shay have decided that they are going to be the hottest, and spend all their time and mental energy on their bodies and appearance. Imagine getting to your forties and this is the life experience that you deem most important. I would be embarrassed for them if I felt they had any shame.

    Not only is Jeni richer, she is also much, much prettier than Shay. Long legs, fake boobs that fit her frame, and most important she seems content with her life. So much so, Jeni decided she wanted no part of the hustle she had going on with Paige. She doesn't need the money from the clicks or the validation from strangers on the internet.
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    QUOTE (hereforthebeer @ 3/14/2024, 12:06 PM) 
    SO much to snark on. The gaudy "andrew" necklace. The obnoxious billy joel playing in the yacht-filled harbor on their "private boat" (had to get that in). Andrew's disgusting body. Her BOOBS??? i can't believe how awful they look. Like, get a boob job, sure, but make them proportional to your torso. And idk, I feel like despite the fanciness of her cruise ship, they're still playing tacky American tourist no matter where they go. The matching nantucket hats in the stingray thing...I can't. I would think she's playing a caricature if she wasn't so clueless...I feel terrible for their kids. If my dad ever showed up somewhere wearing basically a banana hammock and my mom had 10 pound kettlebells on her chest, I'd die.

    I am dying!!! My screen name is in honor of Shay's boobs but kettlebells is clearly a better description! Thank you for the laugh! :hearty-laugh:
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    In the picture she posted today, it looks like Miss Andrew has skin cancer on his forehead. He better watch out, my MIL had skin cancer removed from the top of her head, it was quite painful.
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    Miss Andew is gay. Gay, gay, gay. Not a slur, just stating facts.
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    Wasn't she just shilling sundresses and shorts for her spring break trip? I don't think Shay would stand for two ski trips, she's not a fan. I wonder if the framily is going through a separation. They seem to do less and less together.
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    Just clarifying, I don't think of the word "gay" as a slur and that was not my intent. It's more calling them out for their fake life.
287 replies since 21/7/2021
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