The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Buckingham Shull

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    QUOTE (MMM35 @ 11/5/2024, 19:16) 
    QUOTE (greatvaluewolverine @ 11/5/2024, 17:15) 
    I guarantee the teens will not be spending the entire summer on Nantucket

    Would shay want to be there with the two orphans only though? At that point hire a baby sitter

    She’ll dump them in day camps full time and then claim they’ve been “spending all day every day playing with their friends oN iSLaNd!”
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    I’m surprised she includes the video clips in her reel, because you can see that she’s short and stocky, and not the long legged 5’10” model she hilariously tries to stretch herself into in all of the heavily edited photos she posts. The new extensions are awful. They’re a different color and texture from her natural hair. I wonder if she’s experiencing hair loss. They clearly both think their cheap porn star aesthetic is such a flex. Meanwhile everyone they’re desperately trying to impress or make jealous is laughing at them and distancing themselves.
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    QUOTE (Snarker @ 9/5/2024, 18:32) 
    This week is Teacher Appreciation Week (TAW), is she on any of her kid's PTSAs? Because this week is crazy busy for me with my kids' two schools. She has kids at three different schools! It does boggle the mind that they are able to jet off to Bali in May with four kids wrapping up the school year. Testing, finals, end of year award ceremonies, TAW, plus all the other stuff. She really thinks it's a big flex. It's really not.

    Most people would be able to. But unlike the Shulls, they aren’t selfish enough to actually do it.
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    Reputable surgeons won’t place implants that don’t fit in the pockets or are too large for a patient’s frame. But Shay has admitted before that she doctor shops until she finds one who lets her call the shots. That’s probably why she’s 45 with the medical history of a senior citizen; hysterectomy, incontinence, poor gut health, bad plastic surgery, the long list of other ailments she’s claimed to have had that doctors said were the worst case they’d ever seen.
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    QUOTE (Design Diva @ 9/5/2024, 15:30) 
    2 teens in the HS and then college where work ethic is everything to get into a great college and start a career/job. The Shull's absent parenting of a real work ethic with 24/7 travel schedule model behavior that in not accurate to TEENS. What are K & S going to do when they don't travel 15x in 4 months? My assessment of K is she will barely be admitted it into a tiny no nothing school and drop out. S not impressed with either. Both end up working for mommy and daddy!

    K will go to Ole Miss, OU, Baylor, TCU, or SMU. She will go through rush and if she doesn’t get into the sorority of her choice she’ll drop out and become a cleat chaser like her mom, stalking some wannabe pro athlete until her family is able to pressure him into proposing.

    Smith will go to K State or SMU and be a frat bro. Shay and Andrew will pay exorbitant fees to send him to ID camps for sports and then claim he’s being “recruited” when in reality he’s the one reaching out to the schools. Wherever he goes, Shay will brag that he got a massive scholarship and that so many schools were fighting over him.

    The Twoless will be dumped on Sherry and Jay pretty much full time once the OGs are gone, so Shay and Andrew can hang out at college football tailgates and Frat parties pretending to be the cool college kids they never were. The twoless won’t go to college.

    Also, special K’s cheer team has stunt clinics in June and July. I wonder if K will blow them off again so they can brag about SuMmEriNg oN NaNtUcKeT. I hope for her teammates’ sake that the coach this year has the balls to tell her if she can’t be bothered to show up for the “optional” practices and team bonding, she’s not captain material.
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    QUOTE (Trixster @ 7/5/2024, 15:08) 
    Can someone please tell her that someone born on Jan 3rd is just 4 months old, not 5?

    If those 10 items were the most purchased last month, how in the hell is she making the money she spends??

    You can make a lot of money when you’re a pathological liar who is willing to break the law, take advantage of people, and commit tax/insurance fraud.
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    This is pretty typical for the Shulls, especially Smith. If they’re not treated like the best and most important person there, they quit. He probably realized he wouldn’t be the star violinist in his HS orchestra so he quit. I think he was cut from the rowing team, but Shay will never admit that.
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    So they crashed a tailgate for locals, totally oblivious to the fact that they are tourists pretending to be locals and this wasn’t for them.

    Clearly their “friends who live on island” didn’t think highly enough of them to include them in their plans, because instead of being part of the festivities, they showed up with beach chairs and ziplock baggies of almonds and grapes, parked their asses in the middle of it, and awkwardly watched as everyone else mingled and tailgated around them.

    Shay is still that cringey, socially awkward wannabe who follows the popular kids around standing on the outside of the circle, hoping people think she’s one of them.

    Like every other attempt Shay has made to prove what big deal locals they are, this backfired. They showed up, made fools of themselves, and further solidified their place as outsiders who don’t get it and never will.
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    QUOTE (MMM35 @ 1/5/2024, 01:08) 
    Was the boob job Shay’s idea or Andrew’s? Or Jays?

    I feel like Shay caught Andrew looking at porn and/or cheating sometime around the time they adopted Ashby, and spiraled into this desperate attempt to look edgy and sexy thinking the attention she would get would make him jealous. She started dressing like a whore, getting plastic surgery, fanatically exercising and “getting motion sickness” again, and pumping herself full of hormones, thinking the attention she would get from other men would make him jealous. Unfortunately for her she just looks Iike Magda from Something About Mary and he seems even less interested than before. I think Papa Jay encourages the tacky, inappropriate attempts to look sexy, similar to how Jessica Simpson’s creepy dad did with her. He is a narcissist who gets off on the idea that other people think his daughter - an extension of himself - is sexy.
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    Shay's desperation to pretend she's a Nantucket local who has been embraced by the community is embarrassing. She's as much of a social outcast there as she is at home in McKinney. Maybe even more so. Elin Hildebrand would laugh in her face if she saw her stomping around downtown in head to toe designer duds desperately trying to get noticed and mistaking the kindness of hospitality workers for "friendship". I wonder how many times Shay has hinted to her "friends" at the Nantucket Hotel or the restaurants where they work that she wants an introduction to Elin and how many times they've texted Elin, "That crazy stalker from Texas is here... I'll let you know when she leaves so you don't run into her."
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    In her post, she's like, "See?!?! Yellow everywhere!!" Uhhh.... no. It still looks gray, cold, and dead, just with a few yellow bows crammed into the bushes. Shay looks like a fool making the whole family travel for this. My town's Main Street looks more festive for spring and we aren't even having a celebration. I really hope she didn't pull the kids out of school to do this. I also loved the mention of her "friends who live on island," aka the service staff at the hotel and restaurants they constantly park themselves in so Shay can stalk Elin Hildebrand.
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    The little lies she always tells to try to make her kids look so much more mature and advanced than other kids are ridiculous. Especially when evidence in her own posts contradict it. All they do on their trips is shop and go out to eat, yet we're now to believe that they only get one "fun thing" per day on vacation? Ashby and Madeley both seem to operate on the emotional and intellectual level of a preschooler, but we are supposed to believe they're just more mature than everyone else's kids and don't ask for souvenrs - even though they clearly did at Disney World just a few weeks ago?? The kids not asking for souvenirs is about as believable as "the rainy day closet" lie she used to tell or claiming that Ashby knows a magical way to ski without falling down.
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    QUOTE (Dummies @ 29/4/2024, 15:31) 
    WTH does that highlighted “sentence” mean?

    That type of sentence is what what happens when you copy and paste other reviews then make minor edits and claim you read and reviewed the book, but forget to go back and fine tune it after deleting a few words.
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    QUOTE (mellabellaaaa @ 27/4/2024, 16:57) 
    QUOTE (MMM35 @ 4/27/2024, 03:08 AM) 
    JV cheer should be releasing their captains and roster soon

    Looks like it's posted. Both K and EL made JV squad. Mandatory cheer camp spans many non-consecutive weeks over the summer.... can't wait to see how much $$ they drop to get back and forth from ~their island in the middle of the Atlantic~

    The Shulls will just blow off anything that interferes with SuMmeRiNg oN NaNtUcKeT like they did last year.
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    Kensington was such a poor student that her 4th grade teachers thought she couldn’t read. I could maybe understand that in 1st or MAYBE 2nd… but 4TH GRADE?!? I seriously doubt she’s in AP classes. God help her if she is.
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