The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Gene Is Sis Concert

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    Well Jen, conversely, if 13.1 miles is still 13.1 miles any way you slice it then why not just run a real race? How can she consider herself a runner when she’s never run a non-vanity Disney race? It’s because she can’t run more than a minute at a time and she’ll be left done and dusted in any true race and she knows it.

    I’ve been watching Tiktoks of the Barkley Marathons and that is a challenge, unlike the stupid 90210 hill climbing thing. A woman completed it for the first time ever. So go ahead and sign up, Jen. You can do hard things after all.
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    I just watched the video. My gawwwwd she wears the ugliest shit. She can’t possibly like these granny sandals, can she? It’s probably just because her choices are limited due to the gargantuan bunions jutting out from her grotesque feet.

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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 22/3/2024, 18:23) 
    Why does she even need to mention the size? It’s not relevant to anyone but her. She could just say I think I need to size up or down.

    She said “skinny is not something I go for anymore.”

    Then why are you constantly obsessed with sizes and telling people what size the clothing is?

    Get some help.

    I posted yesterday that she claims pace doesn’t matter to her but the only reason it doesn’t is because her pace is walking pace. If she was fast, you better believe it would matter. Same idea here; skinny isn’t something she goes for because she isn’t skinny and won’t ever be. But if she actually was skinny, whew boy! It would definitely be something she would go for. And we all know being thin is what matters most to her. She just can’t attain that so she gaslights herself into thinking it’s irrelevant.
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    You can always tell when someone is sucking it in because their shoulders are hiked up. Those two screen shots are exhibit A and exhibit B. She did the same thing in the traumatic thong post.
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    I don’t give her credit for showing her body because that heifer is straight up lying about the size of her clothing. If she had said, “these jeans are a size 16, but they seem like they might stretch out with wear so I might size down” then I might’ve considered it just a little bit because we all know that is what would really take some sort of courage for someone like her to admit. But as long as she continues to be a hold faced liar then she gets nothing from me.

    Edited by Gene Is Sis Concert - 3/22/2024, 06:14 PM
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    Long time, no speak, bakers. The chaos lottery called my number - how dare my pesky kids need me and my boss demand I do work 😤

    The single, solitary reason she claims not to care about pace is because hers is pathetic and barely amounts to a brisk walk. This has always chapped her wide load ass, it’s not the first (or last) time she’s brought it up. But she doesn’t care, guys :rolleyes: it’s perfectly normal to hyper focus & constantly bring up things you don’t care about. Really.

    BTW my running pace is 6:35 a mile and I’m a couple of years older than her. But I also don’t gorge on croissants the size of my face or chew sugary coffee drinks every day.

    Edited by Gene Is Sis Concert - 3/21/2024, 10:29 PM
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    Good lordt she doesn’t have a feminine bone in her body. She looks extra man-ish in that screen shot holding the transparent cactus.
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    I hope the cleaners are wearing respirators while they’re in there. Not only do they have to deal with mold and beefy Gene’s stench but with crusty bunion flakes on her gym floor. Discusten! :sick:
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    This single dad asking for advice on how to handle kids on a Disney cruise? Abandon them at the kids club, DUH!
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    The young lady probably said, “let’s move away from behind this big girl in front of us, her contrail of stank is too much” then the dude ran to the side and said AHHHHH like Kevin McCallister.

    My condolences to you & yours about your beloved mother-in-law Ahoy Bespoke Poop Shovel May her memory be a blessing 💐
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    Did this sugar pig really make a 9x13 pan of brownies with M&M’s? She’s said her kids don’t like chocolate so obviously she’s going to inhale the entire pan on her own. Doing it for the big girls!
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    “Incredible eye for detail” :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo maybe they mean incredible talent at making one big eye and one little eye at the same time. I still don’t know how she does it.
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    Why can’t she speak like a normal human being? She either talks like a robot or she word vomits the most nonsensical flowery garbage.

    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 3/3/2024, 20:11) 
    More proof that Jenny only takes her kids to the Lego store and the park.

    But she does soooo much with them and they go on other trips besides Disney. She just doesn’t share it.

    Sure, Jenbo.

    And she only does those two things because it also benefits her. She stuffs her face with pretzels and she buys herself Lego (“something for everyone”). And she doesn’t have to do anything while at the park except doom scroll Instagram or read the Bakery while the kids play. Alone.
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    She’s still hyper fixating on that man? Gawd, that’s so embarrassing!
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    She’s posting on IG stories about body image again 🙄 Jen, if you’re that unhappy & insecure about how you look (and clearly you are) then go get liposuction. You can afford it. Just shut up with the fake body positivity & acceptance posts already. It’s both embarrassing and exhausting.
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