The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Gene Is Sis Concert

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    A friend of ours daughter just made Team Canada in her sport and is participating in the Paris summer Olympics. This young lady busted her ass and worked for years to even qualify, while being a top notch university student no less. Now that is a true athlete with a lot to be proud of, unlike Gene’s clanking cheap ass wog Disney tinfoil medals. She’s the cringiest creature to walk the face of the earth. Never known anyone with less self awareness than Jennifer Boyles.
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    I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall when she opened her owners’ locker, pulled out the shorts and she couldn’t pull them up over those dimpled thighs or wide ass. The meltdown she must’ve had must have been epic.
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    Lean Lady (in black) looks amazing no matter what angle or lighting nor does she have lumpy bumpy legs. So why is it that lighting & angles only make Gene look terrible? :snickering:

    And just for funsies because she looks like she’s dropping a deuce

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    I can’t even begin to describe the humiliation I felt watching her fist pumping, especially the first few ones. She did them sideways and super fast but short. Very odd (but that’s Jennifer Bunion Boyles for you).

    And why can’t she cross the damn finish line like a normal person? Look at the older dude in front of her, or the other guy. I sometimes wonder if people look at her and think she’s on the spectrum - and I’m not saying that in a derogatory manner. It truly does cross my mind. I know exactly zero women, younger or older, that behave that way.
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    Just got home from a night out with friends to this fuckery

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    I can’t wait to see the unedited, unfiltered photos from our photog friends at RunDisney :snickering:
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    RossManor2.0 JenuinelyUnorganized did you ever know that you’re my heroes? You are the wind beneath my wings 3_3 thank you for your service in capturing Beefy out in the wild. It’s like a Sasquatch sighting!

    I really hope seeing her not-size-4-ass when she catches up in the bakery traumatizes her into not wearing jeans again because she owes me therapy money after having to look at her in those pants.
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 20/4/2024, 20:37) 
    What on earth does she tote around in that back pack all day?

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    I’m in literal tears because I’m laughing so hard at her photos. She’s going to lose her shit so hard when she sees how she looks in them. Thank goodness for Disney photographers & their unedited photos. They are the real MVP’s of these dreadful ass Disney fun runs.

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    And a special thanks to BBBrooke for providing us with that humiliating video of that heifer lumbering across the finish line and fist pumping ;_; out of all the embarrassing things I’ve ever seen her do, this is easily up there for me.
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    Charlotte and Donny’s real mom has a uterus, and she also birthed 3 additional children. Yet, she’s not a fat blob like Gene so what’s the excuse there? Beefy always tries to manipulate shit to fit her narrative only for us to debunk her ridiculous claims.

    She must really be feeling bad about how she looks if she posted that stupid uterus reel. Not to mention she ran to IG to make 2 whole ass Instagram stories about her horrendous WogDisney photos & how supposedly it’s all about angles & lighting :hearty-laugh: no, no, Jennifer. It’s about you constantly stuffing your face with giant croissants and sugar-laden drinks. I really can’t see how she balloons up now that she’s going to be fueling more.
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    Yet again I am forced into song:

    🎤 One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn't belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song? 🎤

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    Jen, there are these health bars that help you lose weight real quick. You have to import them from Sweden but they’re worth every penny. Go order some, girl!

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    I haven’t caught up yet but I’m crying at her latest Instagram stories where she’s pretending to pep talk other people about looking like shit in their Run Disney photos :hearty-laugh: I know she’s sobbing at how fat she looks, especially in that second photo, so she’s projecting hating how she looks onto others. Again.

    Also, I know she thinks she looks adorable here but she just she looks mentally unstable.

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    And what does this bitch have against chapstick? My lips hurt just looking at this crusty ass mess. Ewwww.

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    Edited by Gene Is Sis Concert - 4/19/2024, 11:50 PM
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    Her left boob looks deflated & droopy in that picture :snickering:
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    She probably gets a ton of yeast infections the way she suffocates her cooter in all that spandex. And the stench must be unbearable.
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    That outfit is fighting for its life! It’s so small it’s cutting into her and making her body look segmented like an 🐜 Is that camel toe I see?

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