The Skank and her Elf. A Whoremark Special. Pt. 10

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    OMG that Nordstrom story... :20130930101758-5e972761: Her mistake was trying to embellish the story.

    Obvious lie is obvious.

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    Yes. I sense more of a porn/stripper vibe with him rather than crossing the line into physical cheating. I didn't know about that stereotype re: Jewish men. The only stereotype I can think of involves :bd_golden_muffin: :tears-of-joy-smiley-emoticon:

    And yes, that's hyperpigmentation on her face. Likely due to sun damage. Hasn't she said there was a time when she never used sunscreen? Or am I confusing her with her pal, michele1218?
     
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    On a totally unrelated topic, Marnie watched The Great American Baking Show last night. I did too. The theme was bread. I think making homemade bread is pretty amazing.

    My mom made homemade bread, cinnamon rolls, etc. when we were growing up. I didn't get her talent but I do love watching baking (& cooking) shows.

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    Please correct me if I'm wrong but I thought in Jewish tradition, men are technically allowed to cheat on their wives with an unmarried woman.

    https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?q...02131451AArLilY

    ETA: I read through the responses and most people seem to think this question is ridiculous but I have heard that from my cousin who is Jewish.

    Michele's skin looks horrific these days. Whatever she's using, stay away from it! It's probably all of that Estee Lauder she cakes on her face. Anna SacconeJoly had similar outbreaks.

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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 10/12/2016, 02:05) 
    Yes. I sense more of a porn/stripper vibe with him rather than crossing the line into physical cheating. I didn't know about that stereotype re: Jewish men. The only stereotype I can think of involves :bd_golden_muffin: :tears-of-joy-smiley-emoticon:

    And yes, that's hyperpigmentation on her face. Likely due to sun damage. Hasn't she said there was a time when she never used sunscreen? Or am I confusing her with her pal, michele1218?

    I agree hands down on the porn/stripper vibe from Mikey. I would almost put money on that one.

    It was in an older video but yes, Marnie said at one time that she rarely bothered with sunscreen. In more recent videos she has talked about sunscreen as if she's always worn it. She needs a spreadsheet to keep track of her lies, big & small.
     
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    Dang! 1 day out and there are pages to catch up on!! 😮😮😮😮
     
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    QUOTE (Amused 101 @ 12/10/2016, 02:18 AM) 
    On a totally unrelated topic, Marnie watched <i>The Great American Baking Show last night. I did too. The theme was bread. I think making homemade bread is pretty amazing.

    My mom made homemade bread, cinnamon rolls, etc. when we were growing up. I didn't get her talent but I do love baking (& cooking) shows.

    What's the rule on off topic posts? If they aren't allowed, I apologize and won't let it happen again after this.

    Have you tried to make bread? It seems harder than it is. I have some simple suggestions, if you want them.

    Artisan bread in five minutes. It's only 3 ingredients and gives you a nice crusty boule that is simple yet delicious.
    www.splendidtable.org/recipes/five-minute-artisan-bread

    And 60 minute rolls. You can use this dough for lots of things, including cinnamon rolls.
    www.food.com/recipe/kitchenaid-sixty-minute-rolls-186146

    If I overstepped with the suggestions, my apologies for that, too. Feeling your way around a new board is tricky sometimes.
     
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    QUOTE (nomeimporta @ 10/12/2016, 02:34) 
    What's the rule on off topic posts? If they aren't allowed, I apologize and won't let it happen again after this.

    Have you tried to make bread? It seems harder than it is. I have some simple suggestions, if you want them.

    Artisan bread in five minutes. It's only 3 ingredients and gives you a nice crusty boule that is simple yet delicious.
    www.splendidtable.org/recipes/five-minute-artisan-bread

    And 60 minute rolls. You can use this dough for lots of things, including cinnamon rolls.
    www.food.com/recipe/kitchenaid-sixty-minute-rolls-186146

    If I overstepped with the suggestions, my apologies for that, too. Feeling your way around a new board is tricky sometimes.

    Welcome! We're always glad to have new people join in!

    That's very sweet of you to offer bread suggestions. I'll give those a look. The Artisan bread looks very interesting. Thank you! :)

    This forum is welcoming & pretty laidback about going off topic. I think on rare occassions when tangents get out of hand, an admin. may ask that the conversation be taken elsewhere. Usually, it's not a big deal, at least in my experience.
     
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    Michael would absolutely be the type of misguided cretin who thinks that blow jobs don't count as cheating. Guaranteed he's been getting his stump sucked by non-lopsided pieholes for years.
     
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    QUOTE (nomeimporta @ 12/9/2016, 08:34 PM) 
    QUOTE (Amused 101 @ 12/10/2016, 02:18 AM) 
    On a totally unrelated topic, Marnie watched <i>The Great American Baking Show last night. I did too. The theme was bread. I think making homemade bread is pretty amazing.

    My mom made homemade bread, cinnamon rolls, etc. when we were growing up. I didn't get her talent but I do love baking (& cooking) shows.

    What's the rule on off topic posts? If they aren't allowed, I apologize and won't let it happen again after this.

    Have you tried to make bread? It seems harder than it is. I have some simple suggestions, if you want them.

    Artisan bread in five minutes. It's only 3 ingredients and gives you a nice crusty boule that is simple yet delicious.
    www.splendidtable.org/recipes/five-minute-artisan-bread

    And 60 minute rolls. You can use this dough for lots of things, including cinnamon rolls.
    www.food.com/recipe/kitchenaid-sixty-minute-rolls-186146

    If I overstepped with the suggestions, my apologies for that, too. Feeling your way around a new board is tricky sometimes.

    We aren't like those other sites! We pretty much all get along on here and don't freak out if other topics are brought into the conversation. It's actually a good thing when it happens, because some of our better boards were created because of going off topic in threads. That how we got out makeup board and our pet board!!

    So please, don't freak out if you go off topic a little! :thumbs-up:

    QUOTE (Brigante123 @ 12/9/2016, 08:49 PM) 
    Michael would absolutely be the type of misguided cretin who thinks that blow jobs don't count as cheating. Guaranteed he's been getting his stump sucked by non-lopsided pieholes for years.

    I can see that happening. I find it interesting that he'd bring her gifts home when he went away, but when is the last time he bought her something "just because" since he's been home? Those gifts sound like Jewish guilt gifts to me.
     
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    QUOTE (Brigante123 @ 10/12/2016, 02:49) 
    Michael would absolutely be the type of misguided cretin who thinks that blow jobs don't count as cheating. Guaranteed he's been getting his stump sucked by non-lopsided pieholes for years.

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    Stump sucked!!!!!!! :tears-of-joy-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    I've known many a family man who is far more upstanding on paper that turned out to be a cheat. Michael comes across as a total skeez to me. At the very least, he's definitely stumping around the local strip joints and porn sites.
     
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    I think he's too cheap to cheat or go to a strip club. Maybe he has a secret stripper bucket.

    Hes probably into porn sites
     
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    He probably knows all the free porn sites.

    :cock-a-snoot-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    I am watching today's vlog and had to stop in the middle of watching to come over here and say... who does Marnie think she is fooling claiming her bitching, moaning and fuming while doing the dishes is nothing more than her showing us her sense of humor? No. Just no. Her little lip smack at the end of her rant was throat punch inducing.

    This is just another example of Marnie trying to be "right." I thought Marnie said she was being competitive but now it was just her being funny? Marnie needs to cut the crap and stop lying whenever people call her out on her BS.

    So we are now at day 9 of this shit show and it is the same thing over and over. Dogs, hauls and the great name tag debate. Wow. Riveting.
     
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