The Skank and her Elf. A Whoremark Special. Pt. 10

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    I'm still on my Marnie No Watch strike but luckily it turns out I dont need to suffer thru one of her vlogs anyways. The best parts are right here, the gifs and witty snark. I love you all, I needed to laugh to so bad tonight! :c_laugh:

    She probably reads here because we make her sound so much more exciting than she really is. Remember her going on and on about RHOBH last week? You know she likes to think of herself and her shit show youtube channel as her own version of RH. Gag. Also what was up with her fawning over Erika Jane? Marnie think's she's "cool & edgy" like Erica. Good ole Marnika Jane! For the love of Christmakkuh one of you talented ladies needs to make a pic of Marnie's pursed little ferret face on a photo of Erica Jane in her show costume!!!! Stubby would completely blow his little load! :hearty-laugh:

    Do we have a troll doll emoji? If not, we need one!
     
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    Seriously. Who gets upset about a Santa dog in a DOG STORE?
    You say cute and keep on going. Such a bitch!
    Santa never brought you anything as a child Marnie because even at five you were probably a little bitch.
    Your parents lied. Your not Jewish.
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    You need to be nutcracked something fierce you mean old hag.

    The Christmakkuh Grinch With The Huge Stick Up It's Ass.
     
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    QUOTE (Flossy Rossy @ 19/12/2016, 05:22) 
    Seriously. Who gets upset about a Santa dog in a DOG STORE?
    You say cute and keep on going. Such a bitch!
    Santa never brought you anything as a child Marnie because even at five you were probably a little bitch.
    Your parents lied. Your not Jewish.
    :hearty-laugh:
    You need to be nutcracked something fierce you mean old hag.

    The Christmakkuh Grinch With The Huge Stick Up It's Ass.

    That's a stuffed doll that needs to be made & on the shelves pronto. I'll preorder a case.
    :tears-of-joy-smiley-emoticon:

    jgrinch


    The Mrs. probably "caught" Shaney watching Rudolph as a kid. There was likely a scene & in all her wisdom, she had to set the tone. "No, no Rudolph!" "That's a Christmas show!"

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    QUOTE (Flossy Rossy @ 12/18/2016, 11:22 PM) 
    Seriously. Who gets upset about a Santa dog in a DOG STORE?
    You say cute and keep on going. Such a bitch!
    Santa never brought you anything as a child Marnie because even at five you were probably a little bitch.
    Your parents lied. Your not Jewish.
    :hearty-laugh:
    You need to be nutcracked something fierce you mean old hag.

    The Christmakkuh Grinch With The Huge Stick Up It's Ass.

    And we have the title for the next thread!!! :funny-dancing-stickman-smiley-e
     
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    Marnika Jane... LOVE it! :hearty-laugh:

    I don't have the skills to transform the Skank into Erika but I tarted her up for the Elf:

    m_ARNIEEE

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    QUOTE (Chance86_ @ 12/19/2016, 01:46 AM) 
    Marnika Jane... LOVE it! :hearty-laugh:

    I don't have the skills to transform the Skank into Erika but I tarted her up for the Elf:

    m_ARNIEEE

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    I AM DECEASED!!!!!!!!! :hearty-laugh:
     
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    QUOTE (Chance86_ @ 19/12/2016, 07:46) 
    Marnika Jane... LOVE it! :hearty-laugh:

    I don't have the skills to transform the Skank into Erika but I tarted her up for the Elf:

    (IMG:https://s30.postimg.cc/3o4dabfwx/m_ARNIEEE.jpg)

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    YES! I love it! Only in Marnie's delusions & Mikey's wet dreams is Marnie anything like Erika Jayne!

    Erika's "slutty" bad girl look is exactly what Stubbs has been aiming for with Marnie all these years! He has the boot receipts to prove it. Erika is his dream woman, in the bedroom anyway.

    :big-drooling-smiley-emoticon:


    The lyrics to Pretty Mess almost work.

    Erika Jayne: I'm a princess, I'm a pretty mess.

    Marnika Joke: I'm a pretend princess, I'm a unwashed mess.


    This has to be our next title, the timing is perfect!!
    The Christmakkuh Grinch With The Huge Stick Up It's Ass.

    In all the years I've watched Marnie, this is by far, the absolute worst holiday vlogs she's ever done. I think she's basically stopped trying.

    It's been nothing but poop stories, dog footage, crying Rowdy & her bitching & complaining cranked up to an all time high. The title fits perfectly.

    Edited by Amused 101 - 12/19/2016, 04:14 AM
     
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    She looks more like Peg Bundy with blonde hair.
     
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    Be sure to listen to the ending (around the 3:09 mark)! It sounds like Erika Jayne is singing, "MARNIE, BITCH! MARNIE, BITCH!"
     
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    From yesterday's fascinating vlog. Even Shaney didn't like her lipstick. Go figure. :eyeroll_zps8714d1ff:
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    Omg her face :open-mouth-surprised-smiley-emo :shocked-smiley-emoticon:

    She needs to put the weight back on and just make sure the doughy thighs and knees and cankles are covered up.

    She has aged herself ten years!
     
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    QUOTE (OhHai @ 19/12/2016, 12:51) 
    Omg her face :open-mouth-surprised-smiley-emo :shocked-smiley-emoticon:

    She needs to put the weight back on and just make sure the doughy thighs and knees and cankles are covered up.

    She has aged herself ten years!

    She really has! This is her thumbnail. She's been choosing some odd ones lately.
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    Yeah she needs that layer of fat back
    It works wonders after 50, I mean 40 ;)
     
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    QUOTE (Amused 101 @ 19/12/2016, 12:40) 
    From yesterday's fascinating vlog. Even Shaney didn't like her lipstick. Go figure. :eyeroll_zps8714d1ff:
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    Did she not have her contacts on when she got this colour? Seriously, who is this shade good for, Nemo the fish?
     
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    QUOTE (Mumbles McBabyHands @ 12/19/2016, 05:13 AM) 
    I'm still on my Marnie No Watch strike but luckily it turns out I dont need to suffer thru one of her vlogs anyways. The best parts are right here, the gifs and witty snark. I love you all, I needed to laugh to so bad tonight! :c_laugh:

    She probably reads here because we make her sound so much more exciting than she really is. Remember her going on and on about RHOBH last week? You know she likes to think of herself and her shit show youtube channel as her own version of RH. Gag. Also what was up with her fawning over Erika Jane? Marnie think's she's "cool & edgy" like Erica. Good ole Marnika Jane! For the love of Christmakkuh one of you talented ladies needs to make a pic of Marnie's pursed little ferret face on a photo of Erica Jane in her show costume!!!! Stubby would completely blow his little load! :hearty-laugh:

    Do we have a troll doll emoji? If not, we need one!

    I'm with you, although, I'm not striking. I've completely lost interest in watching Marnie, even for giggles. They are a miserable couple and her negativity is just over the top. It's not cute, it's not funny and it's certainly not "dry humor". IMO, she's mocking her subscribers by wearing all of that atrocious makeup and jewelry then linking it (and even things she's not wearing or even purchased).

    I agree with what was said earlier in that they won't divorce, for appearance sake. They will just coexist in that run down house and be miserable. There's enough misery and negativity in the world, I'm definitely not seeking it out by watching her for 20 minutes a day.

    I'm sure Stumpy has pounded into their boys that, they too, can get an education and work a handful of years then sit back and relax like he is. Those boys can't be naïve enough to think THAT'S "the life". It's been said before, the stuff they say to each other, about each other or the world is bad - imagine what she doesn't record. They are both miserable human beings. Miserable slobs and it's been manifesting right before our eyes.
     
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