TakingAMediaBreakSoSheCanEatALLTheCakeLikeJen- Part 186

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    Jen's run time is the same as mine. I've smoked for 20 years and sporadically run,at best. She is not a runner.
     
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    QUOTE (cheap ass soy sauce @ 28/9/2020, 20:39) 
    Jen's run time is the same as mine. I've smoked for 20 years and sporadically run,at best. She is not a runner.

    But remember, she is being gentle to herself and letting herself get used to the pain. As suggested by her quack doc.
     
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    Well, Jen's podiatrist is the first person in history who is making her experience a little discomfort :lol: (with some of the most messed up medical "advice" I've heard of, tbh)
    Wonder when she'll move on to a "foot coach" instead of a real doctor

    Edited by ColdOne - 9/28/2020, 01:56 PM
     
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    Yes, Jen, just put on your big girl panties and "be strong" act like an adult.
     
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    The bar is so low for Jen to even act like an adult. No need to work, kids are gone half the time, no mortgage to pay. Just stop being such a shitty person.
     
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 28/9/2020, 21:20) 
    Just stop being such a shitty person.

    Stop demanding the impossible!
    :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    Agree totally on the anorexia

    Add bingeing to the mix, hence the excessive teeth cleaning regime.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 28/9/2020, 16:16) 
    How do we think she’ll make her triumphant return?
    :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

    Running stats?
    2 latte kind of day?
    “Reunited” hug pic with the heir?

    I’m laughing as I like this because I already know the answer and you got it first go lol lol lol
     
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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 28/9/2020, 21:52) 
    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 28/9/2020, 16:16) 
    How do we think she’ll make her triumphant return?
    :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

    Running stats?
    2 latte kind of day?
    “Reunited” hug pic with the heir?

    I’m laughing as I like this because I already know the answer and you got it first go lol lol lol

    PredictableLikeJen
     
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    Maybe I should get divorced so I could have some time to work out

    She never has her kids!
     
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    She has to be strong because...

    Don has to work and can’t have the kids every day?

    The Heir dropped his trash plate of cold grilled cheese on the floor but the house cleaners aren’t coming until Friday?

    Vincent is booked until next month and can’t install the pantry roll-outs?

    The kids’ clothes are all dirty and Jen has to sacrifice more ME ME ME time on laundry?

    14D6AA62-2936-46C1-ADC4-D6A71CFC3244
     
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    Shes so excited she got a divorce
    Not only does she get SO MUCH ME TIME
    But she actually has a *~*~*~REASON~*~*~*~ to post her asinine shitquotes and can vaguely attribute it to Don/Divorce/ETC
     
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    Jen, get a job and deal with the stress of having to make a living, buy a house yourself, deal with the fall out of an ugly divorce and in-laws who make your life hell and then talk about strength.

    Grow up, you out of touch woman child!
     
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    Today is my late son's birthday and my asshole husband just had the landscapers chop off half of my beautiful front yard trees.

    Fuck you Jen and your stupid be strong shit quotes.
     
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    QUOTE (JustAverageJane @ 28/9/2020, 22:46) 
    Today is my late son's birthday and my asshole husband just had the landscapers chop off half of my beautiful front yard trees.

    Fuck you Jen and your stupid be strong shit quotes.

    Big Bakery hug for you!

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