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thread title credit goes to SingHo!toDons2ndWife 
carry on, dear friends. please be extra gentle with yourselves. -
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I love that title!
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Makes me want to cook marshmallows over my gas stove! . -
.Losing your first born, alter-ego, confidante, favorite child would be painful for anyone.
Winnie dying will put Jen way over the edge.
I will bet $$ that Don will have to take the kids for at least a month while Jen processes her 7 stages of grief.
She will take full advantage of the very generous PNL bereavement leave.
Upon eventual return, “content” will be a series of Winnie retrospectives.
And then spend 1200 on a pure bred cat. Probably a Persian with a bow. Jen has always been a cat person, she just doesn’t have a cat.. -
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I just realized the next thread is number 200 
for the 100th thread I did a walk down memory lane in the opening post and then a few pages later someone barges in with "I just matched with Don on Tinder"
maybe someone will join and tell us they went on a date with Jen
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The notifications are so loud and annoying; they set my teeth on edge.
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.I just realized the next thread is number 200
for the 100th thread I did a walk down memory lane in the opening post and then a few pages later someone barges in with "I just matched with Don on Tinder" maybe someone will join and tell us they went on a date with Jen
I bet she awkwardly giggles on dates
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.I just realized the next thread is number 200
for the 100th thread I did a walk down memory lane in the opening post and then a few pages later someone barges in with "I just matched with Don on Tinder" maybe someone will join and tell us they went on a date with Jen
I’m hoping Tensleigh actually joins in. With photos.. -
.I just realized the next thread is number 200
for the 100th thread I did a walk down memory lane in the opening post and then a few pages later someone barges in with "I just matched with Don on Tinder" maybe someone will join and tell us they went on a date with Jen
We have had hit and run visitors that cover a lot of Jen fanfic, people with secret knowledge, or ‘knowledge’, people that claim to know people who have secret knowledge, sex workers once removed, and even someone pretending to be Don! The next logical visitation would be a Jen dater, someone being juggled, if you will.
Come on in, boho, vegan, shitzu enthusiast! We won’t bite...hard.. -
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Who thinks Jen has a user name here? . -
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I want the person who said that Don looks completely different now w/ a new haircut to come back.
That’d be a great addition to the 200th thread.
100th Thread - Don’s Tinder post claiming a “rapidly shedding dad bod”
200th Thread - Proof of the “rapidly shed dad bod”. -
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So we all know Jen likes to spend money. No surprise there. But after portraying herself as a poor struggling single mama contemplating Patreon and selling cheap chipped ceramics for a grand total of $32, it’s odd that she started spending like there’s no tomorrow. Could she have been advised by her attorney to keep up her spending so the court can see she needs major moola to keep up her current lifestyle?
Attorney: Ms. Ross, please don’t cut back on spending now! We must maintain the image of a high-maintenance pampered housewife or the judge will give you minimal spousal support.
Jen: Well, if I must, I must. Challenge accepted!
I know nothing about Illinois divorce law, but some switch was flipped after her Poor Mama act and that makes the most sense to me. (Of course, when did Jen ever make sense?) Either that or Don got tired of hearing from people about Jen’s struggles being played out on social media and he cut her a big fat check to shut her up.. -
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So Jen did nothing but exercise for 5 whole days. . -
.So we all know Jen likes to spend money. No surprise there. But after portraying herself as a poor struggling single mama contemplating Patreon and selling cheap chipped ceramics for a grand total of $32, it’s odd that she started spending like there’s no tomorrow. Could she have been advised by her attorney to keep up her spending so the court can see she needs major moola to keep up her current lifestyle?
Attorney: Ms. Ross, please don’t cut back on spending now! We must maintain the image of a high-maintenance pampered housewife or the judge will give you minimal spousal support.
Jen: Well, if I must, I must. Challenge accepted!
I know nothing about Illinois divorce law, but some switch was flipped after her Poor Mama act and that makes the most sense to me. (Of course, when did Jen ever make sense?) Either that or Don got tired of hearing from people about Jen’s struggles being played out on social media and he cut her a big fat check to shut her up.
Nah. It’s just her ever perpetual revolving psychosis. Besides. I don’t think she ever really stops, she just re-labels her reasons for purchasing..
S’moresForOneBecauseTheRossesAreDoneLikeJen Pt. 199 |
