Where is Jenbo Sandiego?
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  • Staying home and eating cake
    28.98%
    82
  • Traveling somewhere not listed
    26.50%
    75
  • Spa
    17.31%
    49
  • In Utah Stalking the Rosses
    12.37%
    35
  • Fat camp!
    4.95%
    14
  • In Utah with the Rosses
    4.59%
    13
  • Passed out under the peloton
    3.18%
    9
  • Disney
    2.12%
    6
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SocialMediaBreakMeansEatingAllTheCakeLikeJen Pt 208

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    Jen is at home stuffing her face
    She enjoys the speculation
     
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    Jen is in the mausoleum, eating all the leftover cake and getting takeout every day while her little ones are severed from her.
     
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    QUOTE (AlohaSpicoli @ 30/12/2020, 00:17) 
    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/29/2020, 06:05 PM) 
    Board Winnie?!?! You monster! :snickering:

    She would need a current health certificate to fly.

    But, Winnie is also of the age where she has a twice yearly physical. Jen has always gone around 12/23 because of the time sensitive flying certification. It could be nothing more than her having a tough time getting an appointment and that was the only chance to go (especially in light of her tummy issues the week before).

    I will be watching for a tan when she graces us with her presence again in January though...

    I agree, she probably just took that vet appointment because it's around the time that Winnie was due for a checkup anyway & the date didn't really matter to her because she has no job to schedule things around.

    I think she's hiding out in her house being lazy, watching TV and eating all the food. If the Rosses even went to Utah, maybe Jen really believed she'd get a last-minute invite.

    Very well could have just been a standing appointment she’s had for Winnie on that day (because of Utah in the past), but she never bothered to cancel or change it. Or maybe she kept it hoping they’d change their mind and invite her when she dropped off the cookie tins and whatever else.
     
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    Changing the subject a little here: do we know whatever became of the Ross Mickey tree? I became more and more angry with her throughout December seeing all the Mickey plates, Mickey mugs, Mickey sleep ware and whatever all else the kids (and she) have, but she didn’t want the kids to inherit “her” Mickey tree. It just boiled my blood.

    And then there was the expensive hot cocoa she bought, in addition to her subscription service hot cocoa, but the kids drink Swiss Miss. Makes me want to boil her precious Boyles ass!
     
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    That's what I think, she has a standing appointment on the 24th, due to flying to Utah, and Winnie needed her shots anyway. i don't think that there is any way that Jen is in Utah.

    I also don't think she had bunion surgery, because most elective surgeries are being postponed in Illinois, due to COVID.

    I do think that Don and the kids are in Utah. I just do. I think that Jen is staying off, because she is PISSED that she doesn't get to go and she doesn't want any questions about if they are in Utah. She will ignore it, just like she ignored how they got home from Utah this summer.
     
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    I like the theory that she was hoping for a last-minute invitation and took Winnie to the vet just in case. Since the invitation never came, she’s sitting at home (or as previously mentioned, Ross Manor 1), eating her feelings and crying into her adult beverage of choice. She decided to :to-quote-smiley-emoticon: be gentle with herself and take a break from exercise.

    She really didn’t think through her uncaging plan.
     
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 12/29/2020, 03:51 PM) 
    I made a planner for Jen.

    https://thegossipbakery.forumcommunity.net/?t=61981745

    No receipts will be lost :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi

    Can you pls add the legendary 14K Nov tally to the main post?

    Edited by TWO!!! - 12/29/2020, 06:01 PM
     
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    I'm still amazed at how fast this thread moves, even when she's not posting 😂
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 12/30/2020, 12:52 AM) 
    I like the theory that she was hoping for a last-minute invitation and took Winnie to the vet just in case. Since the invitation never came, she’s sitting at home (or as previously mentioned, Ross Manor 1), eating her feelings and crying into her adult beverage of choice. She decided to :to-quote-smiley-emoticon: be gentle with herself and take a break from exercise.

    She really didn’t think through her uncaging plan.

    Jen's not on Peloton because she's on a bender, perhaps.
     
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    QUOTE (TWO!!! @ 29/12/2020, 19:00) 
    QUOTE (LateKate @ 12/29/2020, 03:51 PM) 
    I made a planner for Jen.

    https://thegossipbakery.forumcommunity.net/?t=61981745

    No receipts will be lost :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi

    Can you pls add the legendary 14K Nov tally to the main post?

    Done TWO!!!
     
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 12/29/2020, 06:11 PM) 
    QUOTE (TWO!!! @ 29/12/2020, 19:00) 
    Can you pls add the legendary 14K Nov tally to the main post?

    Done TWO!!!

    Thank you so much, I dont think we will ever beat that amount in future.
     
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    I joined her leaderboard tag to see if she jumps in the ride with Cody at 6:30. I hate myself a little bit for this, but I REFUSE to follow her. :scared-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    I vote for "is in RM2 on a bender". She's due for a depressive phase, and won't always be using the peloton as much as she did this past month.
     
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    Class has started and no prettyneatjen... she’s on a bender or she’s traveling.

    But she did just do a 20 minutes Pilates video from her app... my vote is traveling.
     
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    Rolling around in her old bed in RM1, sloshing dirty martinis all over the place. Talking to Winnie and an imaginary Don like she's still the lady of the manor. Probably pulled down the bins of AG dolls and set up all her "friends" on the floor

    I wonder if RigidLikeJen will be back on Jan 1. It is a Friday, after all
     
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