frantically trying to turn my closet into a Crowned Athletics showroom to prove I'm in control of my life
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What a difference 8 years makes. 2013: She plans a video with actual content. The video has a purpose. She is happy, bubbly and confident. She is dressed in real clothes, not a sweatshirt in sight, wearing make-up and nail polish. 2021: She gets the camera out and begins a stream of consciousness video, blathering about her feelings or vlogging the most mundane things possible. She is very obviously down in the dumps despite trying desperately to show otherwise, and looks like she just rolled out of bed and put on one of the same 3 sweatshirts or fleece jackets she wears every damn day.
I see she has always been the consummate professional. Five or six months behind opening/reviewing the boxes. Using the standard excuses... “I’m sorry. I got behind. I was so busy.” Yada yada yada. And the promise to do better in the future. After her next trip, of course. Do better, Bidness Wady Jen.
This woman gets way too excited about a chocolate bar.
She didn’t want to get her hopes up. And bitching about the foil wrapping. Because it’s so much trouble to wait one second to peel aside a piece of foil to get to the chocolate.
That chocolate obsession hasn’t changed. But she doesn’t really like chocolate.
Still shocking how different she looked back then. If only she would at least wear that same lipstick today it would be a great improvement. Funny it seems like her camera had a good filter on it and all her face features seem smaller. She hasn’t just aged, her nose, mouth and teeth look huge in 2021.
"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."
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QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 2/3/2021, 01:15 PM)
What a difference 8 years makes. 2013: She plans a video with actual content. The video has a purpose. She is happy, bubbly and confident. She is dressed in real clothes, not a sweatshirt in sight, wearing make-up and nail polish. 2021: She gets the camera out and begins a stream of consciousness video, blathering about her feelings or vlogging the most mundane things possible. She is very obviously down in the dumps despite trying desperately to show otherwise, and looks like she just rolled out of bed and put on one of the same 3 sweatshirts or fleece jackets she wears every damn day.
Shakespeare said, "Woman, thy name is misery!" but in current Jen's case it should be "Misery, thy name is Jennifer Boyles Ross."
I know it's been said a million times but we're supposed to believe that 2013 Jen was caged & miserable with her life? She's been wanting a divorce for years? So far in 2013 she's traveled to Utah and California. She got to participate in a half-marathon at Disneyland where she got plenty of head pats, attention, & expensive meals. Afterwards spent solo time at an expensive hotel where she crammed her maw with room service food and shopped till she dropped...all without pesky husbands or in-laws lurking to spoil her fun. She's been feted at a birthday party with her favorite foods. She received many gifts from both family & subscribers. She was treated to an elaborate birthday dinner that the average bear could only dream of...and February's only begun.
If that's caged, Dear One, bring it on!
ETA: *Actually it was "Frailty, thy name is woman" but I was kinda close.
Well done!
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