WhenJenIsABoreADressCausesWarWithWonder PT 251

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    Credit to Bangle Bitch for the title!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JEN DO SOMETHING!

    Ahem.

    Carry on.
     
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    oh you beat me to it :lol:

    Please post a video Jen!
     
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    If Jen is on the trip that she planned, while apparently touching herself if the screen grab is to be believed, it shouldn’t be too long before we get amateur camper pretending she is an expert van lifer footage.

    And let’s face it, Jen huddling in a van, filthy and farty, complaining that there were people <gasp> also there, will be an award winning masterpiece compared to Blue Dress, slutty or empowered, part five.
     
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    so do you guys think Gene was in her kitchen one evening massaging kale when the police 🚔 showed up at the door?

    "hello ma'am are you alright? we have word that you were crying on the internet over some ladies suicide and relating it back to yourself..."

    I want to know how it went down
     
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    Good morning lovely ladies!

    Peloton report shows a yoga flow, 40 minute run with warmups (ofcourse she didn’t forget the shins), and abwork.

    Is Gene also the presumed winner of abs? :D
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 1/6/2021, 18:00) 
    If Jen is on the trip that she planned, while apparently touching herself if the screen grab is to be believed

    :hearty-laugh:
     
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    ✌🏻 right back at ya Tens!


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    QUOTE (Stage5Clinger @ 6/1/2021, 09:02 AM) 
    Good morning lovely ladies!

    Peloton report shows a yoga flow, 40 minute run with warmups (ofcourse she didn’t forget the shins), and abwork.

    Is Gene also the presumed winner of abs? :D

    Is Jen still on the app, rather than the bike itself?

    Also, poor Jen and her conflicted relationship with her abs.

    c50f6864409dba4e1f1b8cb2729feca5
     
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    Tens, if you're reading....give us a covert signal....like someone in the last thread suggested, change you IG .profile pic to one of you wearing an apron and holding muffins. Hold one muffin if things are actually cordial between you and Jen, two muffins if you and Jen have never met, and a whole pan of muffins if you've met and she's nasty to you. It an be our little secret!
    :to-quote-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    :snickering: :7043: :hearty-laugh:

    I think JUST an apron shot will suffice
    We know you have one Tens ❤️
     
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    Closed thread before I could wrap up, so here it is:

    AloneAndBitter,SocialMediaQuitterLikeJen Pt. 250

    -Sulking and liking
    -Who’s Jen?
    -Dresses
    -Where is she? Will she be back?
    -You deserve to have the rumpus skin removed!
    -To meet or not to meat your ex’s new spouse
    -She is forever grateful today and every day, just like Jennifer Garner and Octavia Spencer
    -A profile pic change
    -Red font for fun
    -Sequin analysis
    -Adele
    -Jen dreams
    -Transition marriage
    -Grannies
    -Tens sends us peace

    Edited by YouGuysSlayMe - 6/1/2021, 09:15 AM
     
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    Playing off someone else's comment last thread (sorry I forget who), perhaps the rebrand is motivated by her desire to get some real D. When you google pretty neat living, this site is right in the top results. She wouldn't get past the 1st date without being googled. But now she can tell potential men her info is "with wonder", and when you google that, this site is nowhere to be found. I think she is trying to hide the Bakery from anyone and everyone. I'm sure deleting mhwl is related.
     
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    Good Ol’ Suze I would give the hygiene nod to Tens. Every picture I have seen if her, she Iooks clean and she has styled her hair
     
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 6/1/2021, 09:07 AM) 
    Tens, if you're reading....give us a covert signal....like someone in the last thread suggested, change you IG .profile pic to one of you wearing an apron and holding muffins. Hold one muffin if things are actually cordial between you and Jen, two muffins if you and Jen have never met, and a whole pan of muffins if you've met and she's nasty to you. It an be our little secret!
    :to-quote-smiley-emoticon:

    If the muffins are blueberry, Don is weird in the sack.

    If the muffins are bran, Poopsie’s gaze never gets higher than your chest.

    If the apron is blue, you need us to rescue you.

    If you are enjoying the attention, dress the muffins in blue, sequined frosting.
     
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