Spotted: D&TWatchingTheCubsWhileJenLosesSubs Pt. 256

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    Is this where she discovers 25 rumpus packages of dried mango?
    Don never went to the store? huh? He shopped & cooked for you for 15 years, honey. I wonder if he was living off microwaved dinners in the basement kitchenette at this point.
    I was SHOCKED when she exposed the fact that she served baby CC cups of instant mac & cheese. That was horrifying and I cannot believe she admitted it.

    Don no longer cooking for her was a BIG sign of him being over her. That was how he showed love & care.
     
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    That Don was a backtracking bastard! He made her have children then had the nerve to take over the Family Business when his Dad retired and didn’t have time to shop, cook, and rear the children while she played with her Ali Edwards journals.

    Don was an absolute dolt for thinking she would just roll with these changes since he was the one who created and encouraged the Pampered Princess.
     
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    She can ONLY use superfine sugar for margaritas. What a robot! hahaha
     
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    QUOTE (zizizouzou @ 16/6/2021, 09:00) 
    QUOTE (Backup Mailbox @ 16/6/2021, 08:47) 
    I think she’ll come back when she is also engaged or married. Possibly in like two years.

    While the current Jen is pretty undate-able, she’s shown her ability to be a ‘talented actress’ before. She can make herself whoever a future husband wants, the trick is that she has to want a husband enough to convince herself that Jenbot Model 2001 is the ‘real’ her. Also to lower her standards enough to get the kind of middle-aged well-off dope who’ll date her - but they do exist.

    Donsleigh might just be enough to convince her she needs a revenge marriage.

    Can she make herself a pretty, slim, 25 year old, with no baggage? Because that’s what the kind of woman the man Jen wants can get in the dating market. It’s the sad truth.

    She wants a rich guy to be at her beck and call like Don was. That lightning will not strike twice. She was lucky it even struck once because she was no catch even when she was young.

    My friend who’s an attractive, accomplished, financially successful woman near Jen’s age is having a hard time finding someone who just has it together and isn’t a slug, much less someone who’s her financial equal. Jen is in for a rude awakening.
     
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    What kind of organizing even is that?
    Cocoa mix in with crackers and chips.
    Oatmeal in with pancake mix.
    Contraband cereal in with pasta and quinoa.
    Martini olives with coconut oil.
    Ice bag in with cooking oils.

    She sucks.
     
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    Dear Poopsie,
    If you read here ( :snickering: ) did you retire voluntarily or did Don beg for your job to get away from his rigid, bitchy wife?
    Thanks!
     
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    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 6/16/2021, 01:37 PM) 
    QUOTE (Clueless @ 6/16/2021, 04:19 PM) 
    Whenever she says "dry goods" this is what I picture. I'm old enough to be her mother and I've never used that term in my life.

    3467006_orig

    She has a bin or drawer somewhere labeled "Notions" I bet.

    I am going to assume it is on a high shelf to keep it away from the whipper snappers.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 6/16/2021, 05:04 PM) 
    Dear Poopsie,
    If you read here ( :snickering: ) did you retire voluntarily or did Don beg for your job to get away from his rigid, bitchy wife?
    Thanks!

    I also would love to know!
     
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    The guy’s a multimillionaire. I think it’s ok if he brings home some honey bunches of oats and a box of Girl Scout cookies he won’t eat. When I send my husband out for a couple things, he always comes back with crap. He says, “you know what happens when I go to the grocery store unattended!” We just laugh.

    And of aalllll the people to comment on gluttony, wastefulness and hoarding? Reall, Jen?
     
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    Maybe Tens won over Don not in the bedroom, not by her cooking, but simply treating him as an equal.
     
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    Jen has never worked anywhere, much less an office, where it’s tradition to order Girl Scout cookies from a colleague’s daughter (especially when they come in wearing their uniform and have a wagon full of cookies ❤️). It doesn’t matter if he’ll never eat the thin mints. It was about supporting the Troop.
     
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    Jen is different. Food isn't safe around her so drastic measures must be taken and blame shifted to others.
     
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    Sugarfreak Jen sneering at sweets that Don bought is more indicative of how she felt about him than the food
     
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    How dare Donald bring in more food to tempt Jen! He knows she can't resist! More food to binge on during her nightly snack fests.
     
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    Can you give me timestamp when she admits giving instant Mac to cc?
     
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