Chickens By the Lake Pt.4

“how can a colouring book be too complicated?!?”

I agree with Roger, Bruce has given Michele his balls in a jar and is as guilty as she for taking the easy way out with Nate. At the very least, he should be required to contribute to the household, perhaps pulling a few weeds or making his own sandwich. He isn’t “comfortable” working or getting a drivers license? Or doing anything, apparently. Wonder how that’ll work out for him over the next 60 years. That household is going to become explosive over time as Nate gets older, more frustrated, testosterone with nowhere to go, realizing he has no real life peers and no chance at a relationship with a female (or male, if that’s his interest) and no future. Who’s he going to blame? Such proud parents they must be, totally destroying any chance of a life or any true joy for their child.

Yes Michele, we know you read here, thanks for the explanation for the overgrown weeds. They won, you say? Have you by chance noticed on your dwindling walks that the weeds in your neighborhood have not won, only yours? Why is that, I wonder? Oh, it’s too hot? Only in your yard? So 3 able bodied adults can’t manage to control their own yard although every other house in your neighborhood does? Lazy much? You know, you might not be so buggy and so itchy and so allergic if you did the minimum of maintenance in your yard.

Don’t worry about trolls darling, anyone who wants to make a comment can, over and over and over. It’s as easy as creating a 10 second throwaway email account, so you can never “block” anyone. Never. It IS entertaining to read others comments but you’re really not worth the trouble when there are so many brilliant, funny, insightful people in the bakery and oh dear, you have no control at all here!

Enjoy that broccoli soup with a few overcooked broccoli pieces, 3lbs of cheese, cream cheese, butter, and don’t forget to top it with more cheese, sour cream, and bacon when you serve it! As much as I dislike you, Michele, it’s almost sad, and definitely mind blowing, how grotesque you’ve become.

Have fun sending your little gnome into the stores to fetch and load. Don’t forget to drop another $60plus on lunch for everyone. Some day, do the math, or get someone to do it for you, simpleton, and see how much money you’d have in a month if you didn’t eat out. If you didn’t Amazon shop for coloring books and weird crap to lotion your back (Bruce refuses?) or stupid plastic nails or books you could get free from the library or junk food or room scents to cover up your unwashed ass and dog odors. Easily, hundreds of dollars a month, which adds up to thousands a year. You might be able to afford a car or truck that isn’t on its last legs, or a real camper, or an upgrade on that falling down bug infested shack. But no, you’ll spend every penny as soon as you have it, including Nate’s, on garbage that loses value instead of appreciating. Immediate, greedy satisfaction leads to a very sad future.

Would rather be Trudeau's friend than hers any day. Yeah, that stung. I assume it’s a reference to his mask mandate platform, which she is offended by. Poor Prime Minister, Michele Brydges doesn’t like you, however will he survive?

She really needs to avoid any topical, political, controversial, or heck, any conversation about anything more complex than the quality of corn on the cob.