50 Shades of Female Pattern Baldness Pt. 36: the hobblin' goblin and her merry men shill MLM shampoo that never actually touches them while Lemon pouts over under the table quality workmen

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    In case nobody else caught it, Jake started Catechism in SC. He's turning 18 and the boy still hasn't finished his classes and gone through Confirmation.

    The only thing Fiddy uses her whole ass for is sitting and bitching.
     
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    QUOTE (Flowerchild01 @ 4/11/2021, 00:23) 
    So Fiddy's talking about the turkey shortage. She says someone told her they are short people to pluck the turkeys, hence the shortage. So I was thinking here's a perfect job for her and Lemon. Probably no skill required. I can see those two bimbos plucking turkeys can any of you?

    Is she so damn stupid that she thinks the turkey processors pluck each individual turkey by hand? Uh, no.

     
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    QUOTE (Bama Girl @ 11/3/2021, 07:06 PM) 
    QUOTE (Flowerchild01 @ 4/11/2021, 00:23) 
    So Fiddy's talking about the turkey shortage. She says someone told her they are short people to pluck the turkeys, hence the shortage. So I was thinking here's a perfect job for her and Lemon. Probably no skill required. I can see those two bimbos plucking turkeys can any of you?

    Is she so damn stupid that she thinks the turkey processors pluck each individual turkey by hand? Uh, no.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqXreJ5bkWs

    Yes she is. But the image of those two actually plucking turkeys is just hysterical.
     
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    Is jakeup going through that with other 7 and 8 year Olds? Way to drop the ball, fiddy.

    Edited by Onbreak - 11/3/2021, 07:27 PM
     
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    My son got the PlayStation Virtual Reality system for Christmas last year. It's actually a lot of fun. I hope it's for the whole family to use at the Lemon's.
     
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    QUOTE (Mommaof5 @ 4/11/2021, 00:01) 
    QUOTE (Mommaof5 @ 3/11/2021, 23:35) 
    She kills me! She acts like planning elf shenanigans is an important task she's completing. Like that is real work or something. No! That is frivolous and something fun to be done in your free time if it's something you INjoy. It should not be the only thing you did besides laying around watching tv. What a joke. I forgot that 90% of her day is free time though.

    ETA...if you have done some type of ACTUAL productive work in a given day, then go ahead and plan elf shenanigans at night if that's what trips your trigger, but elf planning should not be the main event of your day.

    I must be a horrible person. The shenanigans at my house entail us either moving the elf while half asleep before bed or furiously moving him I think AM. Hanging from a light is as creative as it gets.
     
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    I don’t have kids so genuinely asking…

    Do kids the lemon drop age really believe in Santa and a magical elf doll? That seems very delayed to me. My brother was born when I was 6 and I remember trying to keep myself from spilling the beans to him. They just seem so old for this kid of magical play. Seems like the elf dolls are for Lemonfuck herself.
     
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    QUOTE (Xtine @ 11/3/2021, 07:33 PM) 
    I don’t have kids so genuinely asking…

    Do kids the lemon drop age really believe in Santa and a magical elf doll? That seems very delayed to me. My brother was born when I was 6 and I remember trying to keep myself from spilling the beans to him. They just seem so old for this kid of magical play. Seems like the elf dolls are for Lemonfuck herself.

    The one who is delayed is Lemon herself.
     
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    I feel like 9 is when they absolutely know. Her kids watch her videos and see her gifts.
    Remember Maya saw all the presents and fiddy had to run out to buy more... so even Maya knows it's her mom.
     
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    Is it me or does Lemons pendants look off centered? The one closest to the fridge looks off to me.
     
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    QUOTE (Loki80 @ 4/11/2021, 01:51) 
    Is it me or does Lemons pendants look off centered? The one closest to the fridge looks off to me.

    I think it was just the angle she was filming at. Won't those pendents get in the way when she is filming for her YOO TOOB channel?

    I wonder if Mark told the contractor that Vee has a very important job as an influencer and they better hurry up.

    I think she hides in her bed because of her social anxiety and she cant be around strangers.
     
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    QUOTE (DollarTreeRich @ 4/11/2021, 00:47) 
    In case nobody else caught it, Jake started Catechism in SC. He's turning 18 and the boy still hasn't finished his classes and gone through Confirmation.

    The only thing Fiddy uses her whole ass for is sitting and bitching.

    Did I miss something? 50 takes her kids to church? What does he need a confirmation for?

    Lemons kid absolutely do not believe in magical elves and most likely don’t believe in Santa either! If they didn’t figure it out by themselves, then their friends definitely told them.

    Vanessa just wants to do this all for herself to have something to do.
     
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 11/3/2021, 07:08 PM) 
    QUOTE (DollarTreeRich @ 4/11/2021, 00:47) 
    In case nobody else caught it, Jake started Catechism in SC. He's turning 18 and the boy still hasn't finished his classes and gone through Confirmation.

    The only thing Fiddy uses her whole ass for is sitting and bitching.

    Did I miss something? 50 takes her kids to church? What does he need a confirmation for?

    Lemons kid absolutely do not believe in magical elves and most likely don’t believe in Santa either! If they didn’t figure it out by themselves, then their friends definitely told them.

    Vanessa just wants to do this all for herself to have something to do buy.

    FIFY
     
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    I gotta Turkey for ya Flappy

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    Yep the whole elf thing is complete BS for these preteens. This is only for lemon and her emotional stunted development. She’s so sickening.

    So in 50s new video she says she didn’t want to post her video because she thought she looked horrible and “fat” (her words) and she didn’t like how she looked without her glasses on. What is it with her and these dorky cheap glasses?? I really think she likes them because they are so oversized and she thinks they hide her flaws (spoiler alert:they don’t). So the top photo is the portion where she did a pre clip saying she didn’t like how she looked in her video, the bottom photo is in the video she didn’t like. Someone make it make sense?? How is the top photo better???
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