AdventuresofJennyThePooh: ALuluPurseIsHerBestFriendAndWoolUnderwearOnHerAmpleRearEnd Pt 292

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    The way she treats that little girl is inexcusable. Jen ruins something sweet and innocent like children opening up an advent calendar. I often wonder what her own childhood was like. Jill doesn't scream warmth to me, so I think Jen is just following her example. It's just so sad.
     
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    Notice how Jen said the Advent calendars were “extra deluxe” to CC? Probably because of her previous attempts at Advent calendars for the kids.

    Technically, this is the deluxe:

    E0FE1976-7F56-4D46-9D80-3B64E1F98D66

    And this is what she actually got them:

    9B3BB411-B355-4547-AC08-03743940C2AF
     
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    Can you even imagine one of the kids asking her if they could have that chocolate she got in her calendar? You know, as most kids might do. I’m sure we all know what Jen’s response would be.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 1/12/2021, 17:38) 
    We need another gem thread title with wogging like "Smuicing in my jorts." Jen's ridiculous make-up vocab.

    She's sooo prepping for the Disney reveal

    To show that I still have some relevance, I should mention that 'wogging' was an old TIU term.

    But it makes me cringe as in Australia 'wog' is a derogatory and racist term (though sometimes reclaimed).
     
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    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 1/12/2021, 22:23) 
    All I want is magic
    Said the child to the mom

    I really think Jen was preparing CC for the avalanche of toys she is getting this week for Hanukkah… I am guessing all the kids will celebrate both holidays?
     
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    QUOTE (Single and Sad @ 12/1/2021, 07:04 PM) 
    QUOTE (passive-aggressive queen @ 1/12/2021, 18:37) 
    How many advent calendars do people actually need?! Excess much?

    I have a wine advent only ☺️ :drunk-smiley-emoticon:

    I went full excess. no fucks were given. lol I also don't have kids. My year has been full of stress so I not only have a wine one but I bought 2 other alcohol ones from Costco. My husband just laughed and joined in and bought himself a cheese one and alcohol one. I also have others but again, I am not taking away from a kid

    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 12/1/2021, 08:50 PM) 
    I have a wine advent calendar from Costco. It’s in my garage to keep chilled but not cold.

    SAME!! I can't wait to open mine tonight. I am still working so no fun for a few hours!
     
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    Either I’m really out of the loop or advent calendars just aren’t a big thing where I am in Canada. Any advent calendar I’ve seen is just so boring and generic that I’ve never been tempted to buy one.
     
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    I don't when it started but advent calendars have gotten out of control
     
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    I feel like The Brits started it. It's always seemed to be a massive thing over there. They were all over it before anyone else.
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 12/1/2021, 11:25 PM) 
    I feel like The Brits started it. It's always seemed to be a massive thing over there. They were all over it before anyone else.

    You're probably right. The diptique one is the first crazy expensive one I saw.
     
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    Its definitely a UK thing, last time I was in London in November I saw tons of options. I brought the Fortnum & Mason tea one home one year. That was a big hit.

    I have the Lindt one this year, despite the negative Krusty association we enjoy it.

    My favorites are the Ravensburger advent calendars- they're just paper with doors to open every day, but they're beautiful.

    Edited by BerthaGene - 12/1/2021, 05:37 PM
     
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    Maybe all of CCs side eye is a habit from not being able to turn her heard as an infant thanks to all the baby wearing and laying in that contraption.

    Lol. No that can’t be it. That kid has her mother nailed.
     
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    QUOTE (fiercelyprivate @ 12/1/2021, 02:20 PM) 
    Either I’m really out of the loop or advent calendars just aren’t a big thing where I am in Canada. Any advent calendar I’ve seen is just so boring and generic that I’ve never been tempted to buy one.

    Winners, Homesense and Marshall's around me, as well as smaller, specialty stores have amazing advent calendars. Some way more fancy than the crap Jen buys.
    And of course the specific ones for certain brands are all online.
     
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    I die for Fortnum & Mason! London during the holidays is just magical.
     
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    OMFG!. I’m not caught up yet, but she considers herself an artist now. Not just a content creator. An artist. Who makes art that she doesn’t need to explain to anyone else. I think I hate her.
     
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