AdventuresofJennyThePooh: ALuluPurseIsHerBestFriendAndWoolUnderwearOnHerAmpleRearEnd Pt 292

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    To be fair, Good 4 U was my top song of the year as well. Only difference is I'm happily married and just love the song - it reminds me of my angsty emo music from high school :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic
     
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    But where's the Metallica, Foo Fighters, and Genesis on there? I thought she is and always has been alt rock Jen, yet it's in the 3rd spot? Weak.
     
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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 2/12/2021, 16:40) 
    people are generally a collection of traits, some great, some good, some iffy, some awful.

    Jen's traits are all negative. Stubborn, competitive, angry, pedantic, dirty, lazy, dishonest.

    Is there anything about Jen that is positive, I can't think of any.

    Jen can positively research new products and spend some money :flcvoy01:
    That’s all I got.
     
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    Good god, those lyrics. If it was me, I would not want an ex to have the satisfaction of knowing how miserable he made me. I would not announce how many sad songs I've listened to.
     
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    Both the lyrics and the production targeted for ten-year-olds are embarrassing.
     
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    Imagine your life being so empty that listening to more hours of music is your big goal.
     
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    I listened to more hours than she did on Spotify so I'm feeling Jen levels of smug. What can I say, I listen to music or podcasts while driving, working, cleaning...you get the idea.

    (This is sarcasm, IDGAF about how many hours anyone listens to Spotify. Just wanted to let Jen know she's not special, yet again.)
     
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    That song....but she wanted a divorce for years. Make up your mind Jen. Good, I'm glad she has angst.
     
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    I wish she would get a lip balm advent calendar. Maybe some deep wrinkle serum.

    Lipbalmplz
     
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    Without the filter Jen's entire face would look as crusty as her lips :nervous:
     
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    So she's found an excuse to post her peloton stats!
    Also for UK PEOPLE, i keep seeing ads for a Whittards advent calendar that has tea, coffe AND hot chocolate. That seems like it would be worth it cos you get all 3. It is £60 mind you.
     
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    She is insufferable with her exercise obsession and thinking people care.
     
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    I have never known anyone who tracks their statistics on everything they do (poop journal anyone?). Why can’t she relax and enjoy life and listen to music like a normal person? Every single f**king thing has to be documented in some way. It’s exhausting!

    Plus, sharing “the results” on social media like anyone gives a shit. “Look at me! I’m music listening Jen now! Look at my Spotify list!” Me me me. Look at me! She really is a hard core narcissist.
     
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    PowderRoomCandy maybe she'll order this:
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 1/12/2021, 22:16) 
    At the end of the advent calendar openings, Donny tries to grab the Christmas tree, and CC says in a dejected voice, "No, it's mommy's Christmas tree." She really seems to know her place at Jen's house! :(

    Did you notice also how SHE had to open the calendar day windows? The fun is for THE KIDS to open the gifts/surprises/windows and any one of the gifts inside that’s they did manage to hold on to she grabbed right out of their hands and also just to put the tree together herself.

    God, I so detest this selfish bitch and thoroughly despise the damage she is doing to those poor children.
     
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