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    What part of Gatorade is REAL? Jen is such an idiot
     
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    QUOTE (xphiler4ever @ 12/4/2021, 08:56 AM) 
    So getting the booster at Walgreens (driving and getting the shot)...I'll give her a full hour. So what did she do with the other several hours the kids were at school that she couldn't run until 9pm?

    I know, right? I always took my kids to school and then went home and worked out, showered, and then I was ready for the day by 9-10am
     
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    That’s it though. Jen is literally the last person who should be talking about “real food”. Zero self-awareness with this one.
     
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    Wait, should I have chugged a sports drink before all my vaccines? I'm so confused.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 12/3/2021, 11:25 PM)
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    6657871D-9460-4E85-9003-8A350C6D840B

    My husband bought a cake for me at Kroger after my surgery on Wednesday. I deserved it. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    QUOTE (ComfortablyNumb @ 12/4/2021, 12:41 AM)
    Let’s be fake silly so we can show we exercise.

    7A8C3240-2BF9-4A9A-843F-7D7554F5F5AB

    She needs to stop with the head wrap band thingie. Makes her look even more like a man.
     
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    the sad life of Jen Ross, eating cake because no one is watching, calling Gatorade real fuel, exercising all alone in the night or before dawn. If it was anyone else I might be moved by their total cock up they have made of their life.
     
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    You know she fueled like a jet engine all day before lumbering onto that bike (or treadmill or whatever she was doing because I don’t pay attention because idgaf).
     
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 12/4/2021, 07:55 AM) 
    Wait, should I have chugged a sports drink before all my vaccines? I'm so confused.

    No, you don't have to. Staying hydrated of course, is always a good idea, but it has no effect on the shot or side effects, or immunity.
    It's one of Jen's woo bullshit pet theories. One of many.

    https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/...efore-your-vacc
     
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    QUOTE (IDon'tEatSugar @ 12/4/2021, 05:00 PM) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 12/3/2021, 11:25 PM)
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    6657871D-9460-4E85-9003-8A350C6D840B

    My husband bought a cake for me at Kroger after my surgery on Wednesday. I deserved it. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    QUOTE (ComfortablyNumb @ 12/4/2021, 12:41 AM)
    Let’s be fake silly so we can show we exercise.

    7A8C3240-2BF9-4A9A-843F-7D7554F5F5AB

    She needs to stop with the head wrap band thingie. Makes her look even more like a man.

    My son came home the other day with a half round cake from our local grocery store bakery. He says 'you know what day it is?' No clue... turns out it was my half birthday, 6 months exactly from my actual birthday, and he thought we should celebrate a half birthday with a half cake :jolly-smiley-emoticon:

    I love this kid he can never leave home.
     
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    OT Post: I need some bakery detective advice. Not a spoiler but trying not to take up space.

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    There is an influencer local to me who has (had) a unique home store that I'd go into occasionally. I looked up the hours the other day and found it closed permanently. So I checked her IG and blog and discovered she changed her name and her real estate developer husband (soon to be ex) calls himself a stay at home dad, posting solely about their 2 yo daughter and also discusses being in jail for 4 days and showing a pic of him in a tracking ankle cuff. I did a little digging and found a snippet on a subreddit someone saying he had put in his IG bio some accusation against her divorcing him, asking for $440K support and being a manipulative narcissist (which I can kinda believe her IG is pretty self absorbed and pretentious... actually they both come across that way) ANYWAY I am desperate for deets and can't find any info whatsover on his arrest, no other gossip. There was even a snark board on reddit that got locked or something and I wonder if these people have a way of cleaning up google?

    Anyway, any suggestions for digging?
     
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    I can’t believe I’m going to Jen-fend. I sweat a lot, it’s a family thing. My head especially. If I don’t wear a head band when exercising or working hard, the sweat will drip into my eyes and sting like a mofo. I’m going to throw up now. ;_;
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 12/4/2021, 11:04 AM) 
    OT Post: I need some bakery detective advice. Not a spoiler but trying not to take up space.

    SPOILER (click to view)
    There is an influencer local to me who has (had) a unique home store that I'd go into occasionally. I looked up the hours the other day and found it closed permanently. So I checked her IG and blog and discovered she changed her name and her real estate developer husband (soon to be ex) calls himself a stay at home dad, posting solely about their 2 yo daughter and also discusses being in jail for 4 days and showing a pic of him in a tracking ankle cuff. I did a little digging and found a snippet on a subreddit someone saying he had put in his IG bio some accusation against her divorcing him, asking for $440K support and being a manipulative narcissist (which I can kinda believe her IG is pretty self absorbed and pretentious... actually they both come across that way) ANYWAY I am desperate for deets and can't find any info whatsover on his arrest, no other gossip. There was even a snark board on reddit that got locked or something and I wonder if these people have a way of cleaning up google?

    Anyway, any suggestions for digging?

    I would check reddit/r/blogsnark and if that's where you originally found the locked thread, they may have their own separate thread dedicated to them
     
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    I hope Jen has a low grade fever right now and feels like shit and can't MOVE three miles today so her stupid project is ruined on day 4.
     
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    Can someone please capture a gif of the stupid faces she is making?

    :saying-a-prayer-smiley-emoticon

    I can't do it right now.
     
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