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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 5/17/2022, 07:25 AM) 
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    Oh man Jennifer Boyless is really coming into her Shrill Jill face quiet nicely
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 17/5/2022, 18:45) 
    I met him in high school

    he thought I was out of his league 😊 we had some shared friends

    we graduated and I went to NYC to school then MASS

    I was in a toxic relationship where the fella I dated wouldn't let me walk all over him

    anywho the Mr was interested and we were long distance. he was the ONLY one in our friend group with his own place. again the ONLY one...not that I cared about that or his family wealth

    he laid on his mother's kitchen floor and told her all about me. we got married and years later it imploded

    :shifty:

    someone is going to believe that this is my actual story 🤣
     
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    I wonder what’s made Jen so insecure about her looks all of a sudden… :shifty:
    She’d rather use filters than go to a dermatologist, who would be able to prescribe her an effective skincare routine. As long as she refuses to take advice, Jen will never be able to change the things she dislikes about herself.
     
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    Meow2 I know you don't like to brag but you forgot to mention that you were the official lightbulb-changer in the relationship. Totally out of his league!
     
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    QUOTE (TuesdayErrands @ 16/5/2022, 23:37) 
    We should be careful about manifesting George Glass. Don’t forget that the Bakery has power…The manifestation of Tens turned out better than any of us could have expected. 🔮

    ☎️? *thank you - I’m blushing!* ☺️

    QUOTE (Spork Meltdown @ 17/5/2022, 01:37) 
    I thought she said her kids hated sand. :confused-face-smiley-emoticon:

    The fact that she didn’t turn that into a Star Wars reference….

    QUOTE (LyingLiarWhoLies @ 17/5/2022, 02:13) 
    QUOTE (Cokeclassic @ 16/5/2022, 23:40) 
    No she isn't too old.

    Let her be little and play in the sad !!!! No need to grow up so fast … also thank god she is outside playing and not trapped in the basement like normal watching Jenbo ride her fake bike to no where !!!!

    People are just confused because Jen refers to them as pre-teens!

    QUOTE (A Pirate's Life For Me @ 17/5/2022, 03:28) 
    Wow a 5 minute weekly update video - if I were a patreon I'd seriously be pissed

    The most pointless update ever. “Something on Wednesday and something on Friday…I’m not sure what yet”
     
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    oh yes, I can just see middle aged, successful men just beating down Jen's door. Sorry Jen, Don was a one of kind. The reason it worked is cause Don didn't think he was worthy of such a pwincess like Jen.

    how does she go from having a thousand teeth to looking like she has none. Jen, please stop doing that, its very CREEPY!



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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 17/5/2022, 07:32) 
    I only just noticed that the map of wedding reception on their property indicated location of a tree ceremony. Planting roots together as a family. Very nice touch.

    A tribute to gardenhoe!

    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 17/5/2022, 08:43) 
    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 17/5/2022, 00:03) 
    I feel bad that Jen never got around to “loving the baby”.

    It’s a really big loss for her, whether she realizes it or not.

    :cry: ;_;

    🥹

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    QUOTE (Deadeyeslikejen @ 17/5/2022, 07:04) 
    I think we should start a discussion on topics that Jen would bring up on a first date. I’ll go first.

    Snoopy vs. Mickey? Which one is better?
    How to graduate college without learning a thing (except hooking a husband)
    Bunion care
    Lists of boarding schools in the Midwest
    Hair transplant clinics

    :lol:

    Don’t you love the smell of plain pasta?! 3_3
    Chin dancing. Yea or nay?
    Is love love? :=/:
    How do your parents feel about becoming Forever-in-laws? :woot:
    Can a theatre-goer claim that as her culture?
    Maybe you know what this is? 👇

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    “Maybe you know what this is…”.

    My first time spitting out a drink while reading this board - too funny!
     
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    QUOTE (TuesdayErrands @ 17/5/2022, 19:34) 
    I wonder what’s made Jen so insecure about her looks all of a sudden… :shifty:
    She’d rather use filters than go to a dermatologist, who would be able to prescribe her an effective skincare routine. As long as she refuses to take advice, Jen will never be able to change the things she dislikes about herself.

    Tens “Doesn’t Need A Filter” Ross has Jen in a spiral.

    As someone perfectly stated - it’s the fact Tens isn’t a younger woman but a woman of similar standing that has Jen all messed up in the head. Don didn’t have a mid life crisis, he had an un-caging.

    Her fat-ass-tral projection of acting like she was the victim is just her giving us the details of how she treated Don.

    And why doesn’t she fix herself up with some science and doctors? Because that’s what her mom (and she believes Tens) would do and Jen has to be a sporkless granola muncher that does things holistically because she’s a NaTuRaL beauty.

    Filter your face away Jen, your stink and personality are always going to shine through.
     
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    We met through work technically, I worked with some of his family members. They sat us together at a wedding. Oddly enough, we’re the only ones still together 🤷🏻‍♀️ We were together 10 years before getting married.

    I’ve actually never had an online dating profile and would have no idea what to put on one if I did. I always seemed to meet people through work or friends. Jen is doomed if she doesn’t find a way to get out there somehow. I am remembering something she said (maybe in the real D video?), she had talked to someone or something like that. So she has already looked into any options available to her through people she knows.
     
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 17/5/2022, 19:52) 
    how does she go from having a thousand teeth to looking like she has none.

    That's it! She either looks like a 95 year old woman who took out her dentures or a weird cartoon shark.
     
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    Does someone need to tell Jen the filters aren't doing her any favors? Bless her heart.
     
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    I need someone to tell me how to make this happen. Every day I “force” myself to do things I don’t want to do. While we’re manifesting George Glass, can we manifest this free-flowing life for me? :clapping-hands-above-head-smile

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    QUOTE (RumpusTween @ 5/17/2022, 04:15 PM) 
    QUOTE (Here for it @ 17/5/2022, 16:01) 
    My husband’s ex wife kept his last name. She also goes by her middle name, which happens to be my first name (so there are two of us with the same name) AND, she had a baby by another man after my husband, and gave that baby my husband’s last name 😳, because it is legally her last name.

    I don’t think that situation is normal, I’m just saying that Gene keeping Ross is not strange, especially since she has kids with the same last name.

    I was okay with everything (weird, but it happens) right up until the new baby got her ex husband’s last name. She sounds like a real fruit loop.

    Yeah, that is definitely not normal.

    You all make some good points. I understand wanting to have the same last name as her kids. & I definitely wouldn't want to go back to Boyles, either.
     
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    Charlotte and Donny experience such extremes living life between their two parents.

    At dad’s they have an almost Olympic size swimming pool and a house as big as an airport to roam around in.

    At mum’s they have to cram their necks to watch TV and play in conventional sand boxes at a public park.

    The highs and lows of having Jen and Don as parents.
     
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