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Dying for Disney, the Jennifer Boyles story
🎶 🎵 Do you wanna have a heart attack? 🎶 🎵
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this exercise stuff is all she has for "accomplishments." YAWN. it's honestly sad
QUOTE (ThatThing @ 2/8/2022, 17:56) That 600th ride thing is something I would probably glance down at my peloton screen and say "oh, look at that. Damn i have spent a lot of time on this thing 😂" and then I'd move on with my day.
Of course Jen takes it as an opportunity to share how she is "so FRICKIN proud of (herself)"
Literally the most self involved person I have ever seen
exactly this ^
it's like realizing you hit your 12,000 steps goal on your Fitbit and being like "oh good" then getting on with the rest of your evening and not thinking about it again
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I doubt she actually cares, but I hope Tens doesn’t get spooked by the fact that Jen is unintentionally sending her traffic to her garden page and decides to make it private. I am still down with a broken ankle and those reels are giving me life!
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Thanks for the image of dry heaving Jen
Stop thinking you are an athlete after YEARS of running and training and ending up like this. Seriously.
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QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 8/2/2022, 07:24 PM) Jen: I did it, I did it, I did it! She’s such a child. 
I would burn that ugly sign if that was me but I am not stretch Armstrong Jenny. Whoever designed that sign should be fired.
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In response to the Patreon comment posted by Icantwiththelikesofher 
And they say WE are horrible people? Those assholes are literally reading here at the bakery! Hypocrites! 
I bet there are WAY more of them reading in our community than there are bakers in theirs. But rest assured to all of you Jenions that read here, we’ve already infiltrated the “WWC” from day one. We are among you, and you’ll never know who is one of us, or one of you 😏
Thank you for following along with us here, you bunch of horrible hypocritesAttached Image
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QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 2/8/2022, 19:39) Jen: I did it! Me: Who gives a shit. Don’s new wife grew an entire Orchard of fresh vegetables and she’s sharing it with family, friends, and her community of neighbors. 
Where is this gif from? I can’t place it.
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QUOTE (Meow2 @ 2/8/2022, 19:37) this exercise stuff is all she has for "accomplishments." YAWN. it's honestly sad QUOTE (ThatThing @ 2/8/2022, 17:56) That 600th ride thing is something I would probably glance down at my peloton screen and say "oh, look at that. Damn i have spent a lot of time on this thing 😂" and then I'd move on with my day.
Of course Jen takes it as an opportunity to share how she is "so FRICKIN proud of (herself)"
Literally the most self involved person I have ever seen exactly this ^ it's like realizing you hit your 12,000 steps goal on your Fitbit and being like "oh good" then getting on with the rest of your evening and not thinking about it again
Jen’s accomplishments are like me patting myself on the back for my 180th post at the Bakery. I am so proud of myself!
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So proud of her virtual 5k because she was dry heaving and she's been running for 15 years and exercises hours a day? It can't be said enough, she needs a job, friends, human interaction to realize what society is like.
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We’ve known for a long time that there are Jenions here at the Bakery. The reactions to Don’s remarriage have made it even more obvious. The fact that Tens exists really drives them crazy. Every time she makes a move, all of the Jenion lurkers come out of the woodwork. I fully believe that many of them are talking shit on both platforms - Patreon and the Bakery. Weirdos.
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Her obsession with exercise is taking a real toll on her body. It’s trying to tell her to slow down. Why can’t she just chill for a few more days until the love podiums are in Utah and she can head out on her solo journey in the rig?
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If I liked Jenny, I would feel sorry that she literally made herself sick so she could feel like she accomplished something. And that she had no one to share it with except strangers on the internet. But I don’t, so I won’t.
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The only exercise related thing Jen has done which I think is an accomplishment is getting through all the Dopey Challenge events. Yeah, she did a half walk/half run thing, but 4 events on consecutive days, including her first full marathon is something I would give her bragging rights to.
(Please don’t revoke my Bakery status!!)
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Right... Like I'd pity her if she didn't actually enjoy being pitied.
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In my first year of running when I was probably heavier than Gene but didn't eat my weight in sugar like she does, I got a faster time on a Turkey Trot 5k with my heart rate right where it should have been  dumbass! (and no, I didn't have a gadget to monitor myself, just freaking common sense)
Also I'm thrilled to say I got a new full-time job doing something I really want to do, not sure how it's going to fit in with my part-time pirate duties here though  Can't thank y'all enough for the snark that kept me sane through the process!
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