TriggeredByPicklesAndSpendingD**sNickels Pt. 357

AHeartyPortion

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:06

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Muffin Warfare Survivor
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For my Peloton century ride, my partner got me a card and made a cute sign and even that was unusually large for us 😂 can’t imagine bragging to thousands of strangers for head pats

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PhotoshoppedlikeJenny

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:06

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QUOTE (Breakdown @ 8/2/2022, 08:05 PM)

In my first year of running when I was probably heavier than Gene but didn't eat my weight in sugar like she does, I got a faster time on a Turkey Trot 5k with my heart rate right where it should have been :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

dumbass!

Also I'm thrilled to say I got a new full-time job doing something I really want to do, not sure how it's going to fit in with my part-time pirate duties here though :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:

Can't thank y'all enough for the snark that kept me sane through the process!

Congratulations Breakdown!

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National State Park

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:09

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QUOTE (Breakdown @ 2/8/2022, 20:05)

In my first year of running when I was probably heavier than Gene but didn't eat my weight in sugar like she does, I got a faster time on a Turkey Trot 5k with my heart rate right where it should have been :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

dumbass! (and no, I didn't have a gadget to monitor myself, just freaking common sense)

Also I'm thrilled to say I got a new full-time job doing something I really want to do, not sure how it's going to fit in with my part-time pirate duties here though :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:

Can't thank y'all enough for the snark that kept me sane through the process!

Congratulations! That is a real accomplishment!

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Much Ado About Nothing

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:11

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QUOTE (AHeartyPortion @ 8/2/2022, 08:06 PM)

For my Peloton century ride, my partner got me a card and made a cute sign and even that was unusually large for us 😂 can’t imagine bragging to thousands of strangers for head pats

That's so nice and thoughtful!

Unlike the generic sign from Disney that she printed and took a selfie with to post for strangers to see.

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TheHairyChild

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:16

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Lumpy Frosting
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Congratulations Breakdown!

As for Jen’s latest…….”brag”…??! That is so seriously effed up that she ran so hard that she started dry heaving on the sidewalk. She needs serious help. She is not well. I ran competitively all through high school and college, and have NEVER seen *anybody* throw up from running hard. And to work that hard and still be that slow….Jenny….running isn’t your sport. Find something you’re good at. And get some fucking help. This is not healthy behavior in any way, shape, or form.

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Lauralie

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:20

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Tens and Jen both post stuff on instagram. Jen feels so lame and Tens feels like she just keeps swimming in the most adorable way

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SoProudOfMyself

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:34

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QUOTE (KayTee @ 8/2/2022, 08:04 PM)

The only exercise related thing Jen has done which I think is an accomplishment is getting through all the Dopey Challenge events. Yeah, she did a half walk/half run thing, but 4 events on consecutive days, including her first full marathon is something I would give her bragging rights to.

(Please don’t revoke my Bakery status!!)

That's why I don't get why she keeps bragging about completing 5k's when she's done a few half marathons over the years and the Dopey challenge.

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zizizouzou

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:35

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Imagine watching a selfish, self involved person like Jen, who barely cares for her kids, and calling us horrible people! :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

The Jenions are either really not right in the head or they are as horrid as Jen.

Congratulations on the new job Breakdown! :6792:

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Jin’s Colonial Ponytail

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:38

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Congrats on the new job, Breakdown! 🎉🎉🎉

Also, Sidewalk Dry Heaves could be a fun username. 😂😂😂

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NorthShoreExchange

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:43

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Lumpy Frosting
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QUOTE (Breakdown @ 2/8/2022, 20:05)

In my first year of running when I was probably heavier than Gene but didn't eat my weight in sugar like she does, I got a faster time on a Turkey Trot 5k with my heart rate right where it should have been :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

dumbass! (and no, I didn't have a gadget to monitor myself, just freaking common sense)

Also I'm thrilled to say I got a new full-time job doing something I really want to do, not sure how it's going to fit in with my part-time pirate duties here though :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:

Can't thank y'all enough for the snark that kept me sane through the process!

Congrats!! 🎉

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GivingMyselfGrace

Posted on 2/8/2022, 19:53

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