Marnie Goldberg: How Not To Look Frumpy So You Too Can Land A Husband Like Stumpy Pt 170

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    Love this title!
     
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    perfect title!


    i mean we all agree that stumpy is quite the catch .... if you like short, greasy, tight fisted men who like staring at pizza tits on instagram and wearing shoes that are too big for him.
     
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    Stretch filter working overtime.

    Are her feet swollen - is that why she can only wear slip ons?

    Oh wait.

    Also -- all the unrelated colors. Yet again.

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    Those pants are awful.
     
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    Those pants are beyond bad. Also, I would think they would be blazing hot in the Texas heat. She is probably sweating up a storm.
     
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    Depends ready pants.
     
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    Those pants should be burned....well, they probably would emit toxic fumes, so tear them up and put them in the trash. Now.
     
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    I want to see her somewhere other than her driveway in those pants. There is no way she is wearing them in real life.
     
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    3D81807B-AF24-4543-98D6-5BC5DA66F640. It looks like she is wearing Barbie shoes! They look 2 sizes too small!
     
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    All her shoes are too small. And all of Stumpy's are too big.

    Maybe they should switch shoes with each other.
     
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    Stumpy is going for the "big feet" big "ahem" . . . little does he know; his hands tell the real story. :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:
     
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    Those pants are so awful. Guess they had extra material leftover from pleather car seats of the 1970s in the back of the warehouse that needed to be used up. I saw some similar pants at Target and they are even worse in person.
     
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    Awful pants, ugly shoes.
     
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