Marnie Goldberg: How Not To Look Frumpy So You Too Can Land A Husband Like Stumpy Pt 170

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    Happy national blow smoke up stumpy’s behind day.

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    QUOTE (reddrobbin @ 11/11/2022, 03:15 PM) 
    Happy national blow smoke up stumpy’s behind day.

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    I think Veterans Day is a such an important day but you know the Goldbergs are out there getting every.single.Veterans.Day discount today.
     
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    The fact of the matter is that he served. Not in combat, but he did it.

    I can’t be angry about that, no matter his motivation.

    So Happy Veterans Day Stumpy.

    I personally would have a preferred she use a solo photo of him, but this is Marnie…
     
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    What in the holy granny heck is this.

    I see she’s learned to hide the back of her head in photos — tell me you read here without telling me you read here.



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    Is she wearing one of those bumpits things in her hair? I think that’s what they were called?
     
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    That bottom picture is stretched sooooooo bad.

    I don’t think it’s a bumpit a la Sarah Palin, but rather lazy teasing.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 11/11/2022, 05:16 PM) 
    That bottom picture is stretched sooooooo bad.

    I don’t think it’s a bumpit a la Sarah Palin, but rather lazy teasing.

    it is stretched so bad that one of her feet disappeared.
     
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    QUOTE (Miss Pie @ 11/11/2022, 17:11) 
    Is she wearing one of those bumpits things in her hair? I think that’s what they were called?

    I was just thinking the same. Either that or she’s taking ‘poufing or floofing’ lessons from Karen F @ 2 Orchids….
     
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    QUOTE (reddrobbin @ 11/11/2022, 08:15 AM) 
    Happy national blow smoke up stumpy’s behind day.

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    Wow, she had no boobs but she obviously purchased some later.
     
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    tbh she looks like a hostage in that wedding picture -- like she is internally screaming "what have i done!!!"....

    i am probably wrong though - she thinks the stumps is the biggest prize ever.
     
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    WTAH is happening on her bulbous rear end here? Please learn to photoshop correctly Mank’s, maybe your new “coach” can help you with that?

    This pic is hilarious!
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    Nothing says honoring vets like schilling a shitty purse with a broken zipper 😉
     
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    I will never be able to wrap my head around using Veteran’s Day as an excuse for a sale. In Canada, Remembrance Day is not a commercial day but a solemn day to remember those who have and are serving.
     
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    ‘Service over self’ should never be used in the same sentence at a Goldberg.
     
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    We need Cold's zoom circle on dat ass. Lol. Am I the only one tired of seeing that dusty picture of Stumps looking like a cater waiter? We get it he is technically a veteran. It would be more impactful without the 7,000 subsequent sale links with VETERAN20 coupon codes.
     
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