Christopher Allen: Tales From The Sofa Pt 16

Still a piece of self-involved shit

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    QUOTE (ID**’tEatSugar @ 28/1/2023, 01:46) 
    Judy B is a biotch. She spoke at an event where I used to work and nothing we did was good enough for her. She bitched the whole time.

    Seriously, well that's sad
     
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    I was so disappointed because I loved her books.
     
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    I wasn’t really surprised that he was reading a book about a teenage girl. He kind of reminds me of a moody teenage girl honestly. That’s about his maturity level.
     
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    QUOTE (WasteofTime @ 28/1/2023, 07:34) 
    I wasn’t really surprised that he was reading a book about a teenage girl. He kind of reminds me of a moody teenage girl honestly. That’s about his maturity level.

    Oh mercy, he’ll read the whole Blume-ing catalog now. Middle school girl all over again. Again. Some more. Oh brother.
     
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    Just wait til he reads Forever :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    He ordered yet another pair of glitter tennis shoes for $595.
    Just flush cash down the toilet at this point- no one (especially Prissy) needs 100 pair of glitter shoes.
     
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    I love how he has the top half of the price peaking through under his explanation for the purchase. He is something else. 🙄
     
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    I would be so ashamed if I spent $600 on any pair of shoes, honestly. Why not just get a pair of Converse sneakers and a jar of glitter at the craft store and go to town on them :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    His flex isn’t ever really a flex. He must look like a clown around town wearing that nonsense. I’m embarrassed for him that he doesn’t get how ridiculous he really is.
     
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    Meanwhile, still no video. Sure, Jan.
     
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    Don’t hold your breath. We won’t be seeing any video activity until mid-summer or again for sure around Halloween because that’s when his holiday mania cranks itself up. I’m convinced he’s totally depressed and embarrassed by the weight gain which is why he no longer films full body (modeling 😵‍💫)shots in his persistently ORANGE getups.
     
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 29/1/2023, 20:11) 
    Don’t hold your breath. We won’t be seeing any video activity until mid-summer or again for sure around Halloween because that’s when his holiday mania cranks itself up. I’m convinced he’s totally depressed and embarrassed by the weight gain which is why he no longer films full body (modeling 😵‍💫)shots in his persistently ORANGE getups.

    You mean photos like this?

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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 30/1/2023, 00:16) 
    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 29/1/2023, 20:11) 
    Don’t hold your breath. We won’t be seeing any video activity until mid-summer or again for sure around Halloween because that’s when his holiday mania cranks itself up. I’m convinced he’s totally depressed and embarrassed by the weight gain which is why he no longer films full body (modeling 😵‍💫)shots in his persistently ORANGE getups.

    You mean photos like this?

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12033510/...0129_171554.jpg)

    Is that him?
     
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 30/1/2023, 00:16) 
    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 29/1/2023, 20:11) 
    Don’t hold your breath. We won’t be seeing any video activity until mid-summer or again for sure around Halloween because that’s when his holiday mania cranks itself up. I’m convinced he’s totally depressed and embarrassed by the weight gain which is why he no longer films full body (modeling 😵‍💫)shots in his persistently ORANGE getups.

    You mean photos like this?

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12033510/...0129_171554.jpg)

    OMG!!!!😳😳
     
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