Christopher Allen: Tales From The Sofa Pt 16

Still a piece of self-involved shit

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    I don't recognize him without some kind of overpriced and gawdy purse
     
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    QUOTE (Battle Toad Bryan @ 30/1/2023, 00:55) 
    I don't recognize him without some kind of overpriced and gawdy purse

    Sorry you can't zoom in enough to see he's holding his LV monogrammed agenda :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo
     
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    Why is he standing like that?! :mfr_omg:

    I think he's a coward because he never seems to wear those godawful clown glasses to/from work. And that photo just proves it if he's theoretically at work. It's all just for show for the internet.
     
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    QUOTE (ReallyReallyReally @ 30/1/2023, 00:21) 
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 30/1/2023, 00:16) 

    Is that him?

    10000000000% him lololol
     
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    Did you all see his IG thing of his floor vac? $1300 freakin’ dollars. Good Lord!!!
     
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    🤯 that photo!
     
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 30/1/2023, 00:16) 
    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 29/1/2023, 20:11) 
    Don’t hold your breath. We won’t be seeing any video activity until mid-summer or again for sure around Halloween because that’s when his holiday mania cranks itself up. I’m convinced he’s totally depressed and embarrassed by the weight gain which is why he no longer films full body (modeling 😵‍💫)shots in his persistently ORANGE getups.

    You mean photos like this?

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12033510/...0129_171554.jpg)

    That photo has me SHOOK. Omg. :nervous:
     
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    As someone who struggles with an ED, I actually feel very badly that he is struggling with his weight RN because he admits to having an ED in the past. The weight gain has to be triggering for him.
     
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    His weight gain is most likely from all the wine he drinks. He probably easily drinks a bottle a day. That will stimulate his appetite. He won’t lose weight until he cuts way back on the wine.
     
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    What the heck? Is that picture photoshopped? Is he shaped like an actual pear???
     
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    That body shape is really bizarre.
     
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    I think the photo is surprising to us because we’ve never really seen a full body shot of him in all his years of filming.

    He’s usually the one holding the camera or if he shows us his outfit or doing something it’s from a flattering angle. He also favours jackets and bulky sweatshirts/sweaters which can hide a lot.

    There’s another photo of him speaking at an event in a previous thread that is equally surprising. He looks pretty sloppy for someone who spends so much money on his wardrobe and self care.
     
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    I’m not usually on this thread but peek in on his Insta from time to time.

    I truly understand why he and Jen Ross are/were besties. They are so similar.

    Won’t be too long before a divorce train vs hayride debate!
     
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    Here’s what I was referring to. It’s not even about his weight, it’s a bad look for anyone at any size. A structured blazer and some dress pants would be a huge improvement. He makes fun of Stephen for his wardrobe and this is what he wears.

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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 1/31/2023, 08:14 AM)
    I’m not usually on this thread but peek in on his Insta from time to time.

    I truly understand why he and Jen Ross are/were besties. They are so similar.

    Won’t be too long before a divorce train vs hayride debate!

    Divorce is contagious :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
     
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