BacteriaRiceCauseSheWontCookTwiceLikeJen Pt 388

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    Her Patrons have forgotten to unsubscribe from her Patreon after their first month of useless videos.
     
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    She posted Donut Sunday Feb. 9th. That was 5 weeks ago.

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    Why doesn’t she just make 7 servings of her eggs with broccoli and English muffins to keep in the refrigerator to reheat each day for her breakfast?
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    Who eats that kind of breakfast in a bowl? Screenshot_20230205_102239_Instagram
     
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    Wow Jennifer looks like she’s being crying her eyes out for week. Are the children bothersome, Jennifer
     
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    I would be supermodel thin if all I had available to me was the slop Jen consumes. Forget the bacteria in her rice, beans and chicken salsa soup. Just looking at every freaking food or beverage she shows makes me want to hurl.

    Also, Jinny, there’s no magic in that AG1 subscription. You’ll still be a big chunk if you don’t change your overeating habits.
     
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    I love when she tries to be relatable and just makes herself look ridiculous.

    "We all have fifteen unwanted subscriptions that we spend our ex husband's money on, because we have never had a job to teach us the value of money and never learned to adult or actually be organized...am I right?"
     
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    She expects us to believe that’s all she’s having for breakfast? That’s only her pre-breakfast snack, I know that heifer is hiding everything else she’s going to stuff her pie hole with because it’s carb & sugar laden, plus the portions are for a family of 7 :XD:

    She’s so easily influenced to buy all the dumb crap. Too bad she’ll never feel influenced by anyone to identify as a good mother
     
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    is it jen's weekends with the kids? she never posts this much. i think we can egg her into a scolding by EOD.
     
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 2/5/2023, 11:23 AM) 
    Who eats that kind of breakfast in a bowl?

    Screenshot_20230205_102239_Instagram

    At least she's not showing us that gross ass oatmeal with berries and vomit-y almond butter. 🤮

    Although she's probably eating that as well.
     
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    Hey Gene, that filter couldn't do a thing with your gross chapped lips :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon: :yucky:

    Or your Gonzo Pinocchio nose for that matter!

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    She's like an SNL character.
    The self-important empath.
    The mother that thinks she's mothering, but is clueless as to how close she comes to injuring her children.
    The grown woman who thinks it's kind of endearing that she can't pronounce anything, the messy, dirty hair she thinks is cute, but is actually pretty gross. This drip dry business is disgusting.
    The world traveler that is stuck on repeat (who eats PB sandwiches in Italy?!)
    The person who walks around in NYC wearing a hydration bladder.
    The person who has a coddled, little princess bunny, show coat dog and proceeds to bungee cord her on a paddle board (it would be funny if it were not a real life scenario, resulting in permanent injury to the defenseless, sweet little princess bunny.)

    Now, move on to the Sick Sadist persona, the dog owner who only has her dog's best interest at heart.
    After paralyzing her Princess Bunny, the little dog is in the such pain she howls. Withhold pain meds, because you know best.
    Little Princess Bunny is crying in pain at night, so put her in a closet, close the door and make up some story about lightning and thunder.
    Princess Bunny cannot walk, so make her drag her back feet until the little paws bleed. 😫
    Keep the show coat on paralyzed little dog until her eye develops and ulcer.

    The list is endless.
     
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    And right on cue, Jen is currently distracting herself on her babysitting weekend by making IG content...you know the space that she doesn't feel safe on.

    Remember when she said she didn't really eat breakfast?

    ON peloton tread AND bike for 2 hours today, right after filming that. Remember when she said she alternated bike days and run days because it was what worked for her body?

    Now its greens, greens, healthy portioned breakfast AND ALL the exercise.
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 5/2/2023, 18:38) 
    I love when she tries to be relatable and just makes herself look ridiculous.

    "We all have fifteen unwanted subscriptions that we spend our ex husband's money on, because we have never had a job to teach us the value of money and never learned to adult or actually be organized...am I right?"

    I agree, but she always has to add a dash of superiority when she is trying to be relatable. She can’t just say have you ever forgotten to cancel a subscription? She has to add 15 subscriptions, knowing most cannot afford that. She loves to flaunt her ability to buy whatever she wants. Hey Jenbo, since you read here, you obviously can’t buy happiness, so take your smug ass to a therapist and get your shit figured out.

    Edited by Curveball - 2/5/2023, 10:13 AM
     
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    I have zero subscriptions. I don't know what I'd even pick if I had to have 15 of them :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic
     
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