Don'tCommentOnMyReubenesqueBodyInMyDelululemonsLikeJen Pt. 429

I was rewatching Gravy belting out Oh Holy Night because I have no shame. My daughter comes downstairs very confused because she heard it and thought I was watching Christmas Vacation and that was Clark singing. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

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UtahFootBath

Posted on 9/11/2023, 16:27

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A gift guide from a person who got her small children slippers and robes.

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BespokeMuffins

Posted on 9/11/2023, 16:29

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The gift guide will be useless camping gear (because Jen doesn't camp) or fitness stuff. Nothing for kids unless it comes in gender-appropriate pink or blue.

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Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol

Posted on 9/11/2023, 16:33

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QUOTE (SnotNosedJen @ 11/9/2023, 09:08 AM)

So for the gift guide can we expect new vehicles and random crap she found around the house?

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SweetSmellOfSolitude

Posted on 9/11/2023, 16:47

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Who does she even have to buy gifts for anymore? She doesn't like her children or parents. She doesn't have the husband anymore. She has no friends. Who is she buying gift for that requires any sort of thought?

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Emily Valentine

Posted on 9/11/2023, 16:51

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Is she still enough of an influencer to get affiliate codes? I'm assuming not since she paid for the viral tree.

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Posted on 9/11/2023, 17:40

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Oooooohhhhhhhhh, her WWC will cream their jorts with a gift guide. They told her they wanted all the old stuff, she has taken nothing from a night stand, er stan….is that how you say it, she showed her pantry twice, her office twice, and several hauls that mean nothing unless you runDisney. Now a gift guide, and it will be shit she has discovered in her hoard. They will be thrilled! For me, she is a great influencer, what not to wear, where not to visit, what not to eat, how not to mother.

Mr U is headed to the storage locker we rented for a month when we decluttered for realtor pic, this is the last trip. All that is left is our dog crate, which he Pug does not uses, and the Christmas tree, which he wants to get rid of. I am all for it, but I have no idea how todo it. 7.5 ft, prelit, weighs way too much. Maybe I can donate it to our clubhouse. It means we will not have a tree which is OK, especially since that viral tree is sold out.

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SingHo!toDons2ndWife

Posted on 9/11/2023, 17:46

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QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 9/11/2023, 16:47)

Who does she even have to buy gifts for anymore? She doesn't like her children or parents. She doesn't have the husband anymore. She has no friends. Who is she buying gift for that requires any sort of thought?

Jen will be buying the most gifts for her favourite person, herself.

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