Don'tCommentOnMyReubenesqueBodyInMyDelululemonsLikeJen Pt. 429

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    She still inspires me for thread titles, huzzah! :snickering:

    JeNNNN, Pwincess of Chweesmus, to her Weight Watchers Community (watching Jen's weight, clearly, not their own) tomorrow:

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    Unaffordable camping stuff
    Unaffordable Disney stuff
    A car
    A house
    A private island for a 'friend'
    Coal at the bottom of the stocking for your children
    #SantaJen
     
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    "I'm not a figment Stan...but still, everybody was really excited about this one."

    Everyone else was really excited about it so she HAD to get it guys. Even though she doesn't like it.
     
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    That fine art pic and the one on the wall in it, what is up with those right hands?
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 9/11/2023, 18:16) 
    That fine art pic and the one on the wall in it, what is up with those right hands?

    It's AI-generated. I did a few tries and they were all hilariously Jen-erated. At one point, the Rubenesque middle-aged brunette woman had three hands and all I could think was that it was trying to compensate for the way her bunions are incapacitating her. :hearty-laugh:

    But the fugly self-portrait in this one won me over. It truly is so Jen (except way too festive and furnished but AI did not want to understand "empty grey room with only a fireplace"). Even AI knows that the way JeNN lives is ridiculous and not realistic.
     
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    AirportHashBrown That is hilarious. There are 2 right hands together in the big pic. Ya did good!
     
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    Another worthless video of Stuff I Bought Myself disguised as a gift guide. Haven’t we seen this episode before?
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 9/11/2023, 18:21) 
    AirportHashBrown That is hilarious. There are 2 right hands together in the big pic. Ya did good!

    Now that she can no longer dig her heels in (as we all saw while she was waddling across the finish line), she's had to find a different way to make sure somehow we all know she's always right. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
     
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    Did we really expect anything different?
     
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    New IG post lip synching to Taylor Swift while pedaling to nowhere wearing her Michael Phelps cap.

    Even I'm embarrassed for her now.

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    Peripheral Swiftie... :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:

    She truly is a trend trainhopper. Now, all of a sudden, she's into Taylor Swift although it would've suited her Gossip Girl era in 2012 much better but ho hey, Swift wasn't trending that way on social media back then so Jen wasn't interested.
     
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    Don't forget her concert was too expensive for Jen.
     
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    She did totally buy TS albums when they came out and then would bring them out to Utah since they were part of her cowgirl look out there. The same thing with the Chicks. Here life was so compartmentalized she couldn't listen to even pop-country unless she was out west.....

    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 11/9/2023, 07:03 PM) 
    Peripheral Swiftie... :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:

    She truly is a trend trainhopper. Now, all of a sudden, she's into Taylor Swift although it would've suited her Gossip Girl era in 2012 much better but ho hey, Swift wasn't trending that way on social media back then so Jen wasn't interested.
     
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    She needs to retire that fist pumping move.

    And stop being so thirsty for attention.
     
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