IHeardYouIWasThereSaidTheBitchWithThreeHairsLikeJen Pt. 430

SweetSmellOfSolitude

Posted on 20/11/2023, 22:20

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Marnie's Cookie Jar
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Hating Thanksgiving in tight active wear while still refusing to cut her hair like Jen

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Narcissism101

Posted on 20/11/2023, 22:23

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QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 20/11/2023, 21:44)

The kids supposedly asked her to get in the Santa picture.

Sure Jan.

Jen, with that leading tone: “Should mommy be in the picture with you?”
Kids, sensing what the correct answer is: “yes” but CC silently does an eye roll
Jen: “the kids wanted me to be in the picture”

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heyheyheynow

Posted on 20/11/2023, 22:30

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FraughtHolidaysWroughtAndBoughtByJen

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Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol

Posted on 20/11/2023, 22:31

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QUOTE (Sebs @ 11/20/2023, 03:19 PM)

WhyTheThanksgivingWrath?YouDoTheMathLikeJen

See? This bitch is always spilling tea.

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AirportHashBrown

Posted on 20/11/2023, 22:35

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Her camera's built-in filter was really struggling to keep up with her wrinkles in this video. I cracked up watching it trying to smooth her forehead in that lighting and then completely giving up. :snickering:

Her lines are so deep. She could probably bury her wedding band in there if she's still considering dramatically throwing it into a crevace (lake, whatever) to symbolise her good ridD*nce.

Anyway, i was at the second second wedding of this autumn last weekend. I'm a couple of years younger than Jen but there are already some major divorces and second weddings and engagements happening in my social sphere. It's interesting to see how happy and bubbly these friends are as they enter their second major commitment in life. Nothing like Jen. They've taken the time to upgrade themselves after their divorce. They are in great shape, sport new hairstyles/hair colours, have branched out in terms of wardrobe (more elegant, not slobbier). There's no way Mrs. Boyles remarries. Absolutely not. The market for divorcées is strong in the older millennial range. She stands zero chance both physically and mentally.

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Nefarious DisneyPrincess

Posted on 20/11/2023, 22:37

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She has a pigeon pair of healthy and cute children and plenty of money to deal with everything. Shot in the ass with luck continuously yet still cannot be satisfied or happy in anyway. The D**$$$$ are cursed and she'll die miserable and sour. Hurrah!

She had a crap Santa photo - well Ms Organised you have a whole month do get a re-do or try other places. She won't, she'll call it good and bitch about the chair cover forevermore.

She has 1 set of sheets? How very 99%. Did she burn her old sheets on the funeral pyre of shared belongings when she finally left? Why is she so extravagant with some things yet a complete cheapskate with others? Her skin looks awful. Keep waiting for those 30% off sales Jen - your skin looks tired and is aging poorly.

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AlltheReisenthels

Posted on 20/11/2023, 22:47

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