WinterTravelHasHitTheSkidsBecauseSheIsFinallyForcedToParentHerKids Pt. 439

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    QUOTE (luggagewarehouse @ 2/1/2024, 04:33) 
    "what is this all for?" bitch you have like 6 disney cruises booked???? what is that all for???

    Didn't you know she was "called to share?" :to-quote-smiley-emoticon:

    Sharing is caring, friend... except when it's other people.

    In her mind, all the trips she takes are for either "vacation (babysitting)" or "job" purposes. She never sees what she posts on social media as annoying because "iT's HeR jOb"
    :5153:

    Other people post for attention UGH...but not her!
     
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    You, too, can join in on the weekly frustrations - "It's been a week" while she turns the pages of her planner and tells you what's on the docket.

    You can watch her pretend waking up in her car and complaining about anybody who happens to be nearby or on a trail! You can watch her on a roller coaster. Wait, no, you can watch her face enjoying a roller coaster.

    You can watch her pan the camera around a location with her face front and center, eyes closed and breathing the fresh air and using words like "epic". At home, you can watch her holiday content complete with an empty house, plastic containers of food and losing her patience with her family. "I know, I was there".

    You can watch her announce that her life is changing drastically, hint at what it is and then tell you she doesn't know what vaguebooking is.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 1/2/2024, 10:40 AM) 
    Thank goodness you had to cancel your Disney trips; that should save you a lot of money! You can afford to buy avocados for two more months! Yahoo!

    Did she say there were no refunds?
     
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    QUOTE (Natural Single Mother @ 2/1/2024, 16:54) 
    So… I’m assuming Jen manifested a “manic” year instead of a “magic” year and I love that for her.

    Snapchat-791406376
     
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    OMG I'm dying at the gif of her at the peloton thing. That is hilarious. Literally nobody wants Jen around them.
     
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    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 2/1/2024, 15:36) 
    More like, the lights are on but no one is home

    Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
     
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    Have you all cracked the case on what’s happening with Don? Or is he just making her actually parent the kids in 2024? Poor CC and Donny you know they’d rather be anywhere but the mausoleum with mommy!
     
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    If it was anyone else, I’d think something serious is going on. But it’s Jen. So…..
     
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    She has now turned off comments on her Instagram post.
     
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    Did she really say " helps to keep the lights on" ?????
    I know I shouldn't be....but I am stunned. She has zero self-awareness :fist-shake:
     
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    Are there lots of new folks here or am I still hungover?
     
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    QUOTE (Urbane Bronze @ 2/1/2024, 18:14) 
    She has now turned off comments on her Instagram post.

    They were off on this post from the start. She's a coward.
     
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    QUOTE (ZizizouzouTWO! @ 1/2/2024, 09:10 AM)
    Did this lying, manipulative toad write, trying to get people to join her Patreon, ‘it also helps keep the lights on around here and I am deeply grateful to each member for their support’????

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    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 1/2/2024, 09:12 AM)
    lmfao bringing up patreon paying the bills when she has a second car that she pays to store everywhere around the country, bought her house in cash, buys toilet paper from thrive market instead of the supermarket like us normos, is currently on a disney vacation... absolutely get fucked. keep the lights on my fuckin foot.

    Just when you think the dimwit can't get any more tone deaf she proves she still has more in her.

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    She probably thinks it's just an expression. I don't think she's aware that there are people who literally can't pay their electric bills. She is that stupid.
     
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    Imagine it's just that Don's decided to move to Utah permanently or something.
     
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