ColonialPonytailLikeJen Pt. 443

Tonight she’s going to party like it’s 1699

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    Edited by ID**’tEatSugar - 1/12/2024, 02:41 PM
     
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    I was _wondering_... does she have enough food for her kids during the storm?

    Did she prep for this?

    LOL at the Colonial Ponytail :hearty-laugh:
     
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    Chin is going to be pissed when she sees this title. And lost. She's going to have to read through the entire previous thread to get what we're on about.

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    This might be my favorite title in awhile... well done!


    Yetta...yeah I don't like her favorite instructors either they tend to be the most self loving, self worshipping ones. Unfortunately they all seem to be heading that way, it's like the corporate culture there. The last couple rides I did of Tunde's (who I love) frustrated me with her ME FIRST for the New Year ramblings. How about we think of others? I'm about to just do funny rides with Bradley Rose for the rest of the year.

    QUOTE (The 1% @ 1/12/2024, 08:33 PM) 
    I was _wondering_... does she have enough food for her kids during the storm?

    Did she prep for this?

    LOL at the Colonial Ponytail :hearty-laugh:

    She needs to turn one of the rumpus bedrooms into a food storage with what stupid pantry space she has.
     
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    As the sibling hairstyle to the newly termed “colonial ponytail”, I wholeheartedly approve of this thread title!

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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 1/12/2024, 01:36 PM) 
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    This might be my favorite title in awhile... well done!


    Yetta...yeah I don't like her favorite instructors either they tend to be the most self loving, self worshipping ones. Unfortunately they all seem to be heading that way, it's like the corporate culture there. The last couple rides I did of Tunde's (who I love) frustrated me with her ME FIRST for the New Year ramblings. How about we think of others? I'm about to just do funny rides with Bradley Rose for the rest of the year.

    QUOTE (The 1% @ 1/12/2024, 08:33 PM) 
    I was _wondering_... does she have enough food for her kids during the storm?

    Did she prep for this?

    LOL at the Colonial Ponytail :hearty-laugh:

    She needs to turn one of the rumpus bedrooms into a food storage with what stupid pantry space she has.

    Bradley is GREAT.
     
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    QUOTE (The 1% @ 12/1/2024, 20:33) 
    I was _wondering_... does she have enough food for her kids during the storm?

    Did she prep for this?

    LOL at the Colonial Ponytail :hearty-laugh:

    She has enough moldy lettuce and unrefrigerated citrus (minus lemons and limes) that's for sure
     
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    I have a question?

    Jen mentioned the Elfa shelves in the garage. She was contemplating on whether or not to have them professionally installed if she purchases them? She went on to say only one vehicle fits in there and someday the kids may want to park in there? I thought to myself, that’s not until roughly 8 years down the road. Either way she’s contemplating with the idea of putting the shelves up in the garage?

    Hypothetical Theory?
    Is it possible Jen is contemplating the idea of organizing the garage because she’s toying with the idea of moving her Garbage Dumpster home and parking it in the garage? If so she would need room for both vehicles?

    Any thoughts?
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 1/12/2024, 08:39 PM) 
    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 1/12/2024, 01:36 PM) 
    :hearty-laugh:

    This might be my favorite title in awhile... well done!


    Yetta...yeah I don't like her favorite instructors either they tend to be the most self loving, self worshipping ones. Unfortunately they all seem to be heading that way, it's like the corporate culture there. The last couple rides I did of Tunde's (who I love) frustrated me with her ME FIRST for the New Year ramblings. How about we think of others? I'm about to just do funny rides with Bradley Rose for the rest of the year.

    QUOTE (The 1% @ 1/12/2024, 08:33 PM) 
    I was _wondering_... does she have enough food for her kids during the storm?

    Did she prep for this?

    LOL at the Colonial Ponytail :hearty-laugh:

    She needs to turn one of the rumpus bedrooms into a food storage with what stupid pantry space she has.

    Bradley is GREAT.

    I love Bradley too! I do a lot of PZ rides and yoga and Denis is top-notch for those in my book. Love Ben and Callie for straightforward, effective strength moves. Basically everyone Jen didn't mention lmao.
     
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    Just started watching and my blood pressure is already rising.

    Diddly shit for the kids, except cheap ass gummy vitamins, and dry crackers.

    4 liters of god awful kombucha for her, and 4 kg of epsom salt, followed by overpriced "stress gummies". NONE of that will work to make her a human being. Nor will help her recover from her back to back upper resp. infection. Just like the shag carped drink did not help her get pregnant.
    She could launder money or the mafia, on useless supplements and ineffective skin products alone.

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    At this point she really needs to see a doctor and have her labs drawn. Seriously.

    Also, I *wonder* if there's ever been any discussion of the kiddos taking piano lessons? They are both old enough!
     
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    I love kombucha dearly, but Jen is delulu if she thinks it's gonna cure her upper respiratory/mold infection, lol.
     
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    Bringing this over for posterity:
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    Can some who knows how gif Karen Misplaces her Stress Gummies..

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    Between the 10% and the Prime membership, it brought them down to $6.70. stfu Jillbo
     
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    She has said more than once that Blue will never be at RM2. It is for her use only, and is for travel. Right now there is room for only the driver in Blue. The passenger front is for a cooler with snacks, drinks, whatever, and trash is piled on the passenger floor. The remaining upright 2nd row back seat is filled with more crap. Half of the 3rd row missing seats is filled with bins, the other half is her mattress.

    Even getting custom shelving installed in the garage will not give her more room, because she is allergic to floor space, every inch needs to be covered. Bins, boxes, a plethora of crap which should be burnt for heat.

    Edited by JenuinelyUnorganized - 1/12/2024, 08:59 PM
     
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