ColonialPonytailLikeJen Pt. 443

Tonight she’s going to party like it’s 1699

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    QUOTE (PhotoshoppedlikeJenny @ 14/1/2024, 02:52) 
    QUOTE (JustAverageJane @ 1/14/2024, 02:44 AM) 
    I couldn't identify a TS song to save my life and I'm still pissed that she's a wannabe Swiftie.

    LOL, same.

    Me too !!! oh, thank God I’m not alone
    The only thing I know about Taylor Swift is she’s been featured too much at the Chiefs games!!!!!! But I too, am mad at Jenny for having anything to do with Taylor Swift…!!!!!
     
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    Taylor Swift is amazing. She would hate Jen too.
     
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    If Jen is going to be a Swiftie she really needs to give credence to the “I’m the problem, it’s me” line!
     
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    Just been catching up, Jin Manuel Miranda is my new favourite hairstyle! :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi
     
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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 14/1/2024, 04:38) 

    😂
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 13/1/2024, 13:38) 
    Spork meltdown: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=bTee4J0HDFE

    It starts about 15:30 in.

    How could this woman ever possibly teach her children resilience :snickering:

    Classic Jen. Of course she was crying and couldn't believe someone gave her a fucking spoon. She doesn't understand simple concepts of just sharing or being nice. She would never give someone a spoon.

    This is a woman who laughed at her husband not getting his McDonald's hash brown and never thought to just split the other one with him.
     
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    The fact that they ordered two hashies and it was automatically Don's that got forgotten is quite amazing - they don't name them, perhaps it was hers they forgot...but no, of course not!
     
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    Omg grilledcheesesandwiches exactly what I always thought! Why was it assumed it was his?!? Lol
     
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    I’m not a Swiftie but my Circumstances are huge fans. My cager and I had every single person we knew enter the lottery for concert tickets and we got ‘em at face value so this December, we’ll be in Vancouver for a show. We gifted them the tickets for Christmas & they were shocked, excited, screaming…all of it. Do the cager and I want to go see Taylor Swift? Heyullll no! There are a million more things we’d rather do in Vancouver than that. But as parents, that’s what we’re doing because it makes the Junior Gene-is-Sis’s happy. See, it’s not all about ME ME ME around here (I know that’s such a foreign concept for you, Jen).

    Also, even though I may not particularly care to go to the show, I know Jen definitely would so let me take this opportunity to say suck it, asshole! While you’re doing it for the big girls, I’m doing it for the 99% with this one.
     
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    QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 1/13/2024, 11:51 PM) 
    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 14/1/2024, 05:42) 
    She's loved Taylor Swift for years.

    Why does she keep saying she's not a Swiftie?

    Thank you, I thought so. Like wasn’t the first guitar (of many) she bought herself a Taylor Swift branded guitar?

    Yep. Jen’s been a Swiftie since 2013, but doesn’t remember it.

    She should get that checked out. Her brain, I mean.
     
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    I'm guessing Taylor Swift appeals to Jen because a lot of her music is about feelings and relationships and situations with other people - which is why she is so popular with teens/20s because it's all soooo relatable, etc. Jen can listen along and keep adding to her pile of reasons why everything is Don's/the Rosses fault, especially why her life sucks since the divorce. I guess it's a bit Untamed in music form.
     
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    QUOTE (Free CC @ 14/1/2024, 10:46) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 13/1/2024, 13:38) 
    Spork meltdown: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=bTee4J0HDFE
    You rang?
    It starts about 15:30 in.

    How could this woman ever possibly teach her children resilience :snickering:

    Classic Jen. Of course she was crying and couldn't believe someone gave her a fucking spoon. She doesn't understand simple concepts of just sharing or being nice. She would never give someone a spoon.

    This is a woman who laughed at her husband not getting his McDonald's hash brown and never thought to just split the other one with him.
     
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 1/14/2024, 07:37 AM) 
    I'm guessing Taylor Swift appeals to Jen because a lot of her music is about feelings and relationships and situations with other people - which is why she is so popular with teens/20s because it's all soooo relatable, etc. Jen can listen along and keep adding to her pile of reasons why everything is Don's/the Rosses fault, especially why her life sucks since the divorce. I guess it's a bit Untamed in music form.

    Especially when she seems to recall so little of what happened.

    She just ctrl+v's other people's pain.
     
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    She should turn the Ballroom into a Kids Club.
     
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    Be on the lookout for signs that Jenny might be getting a break from the kids today because she did a happiness meditation this morning.

    Either that or she’s trying to force herself to be happy 😂
     
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