ColonialPonytailLikeJen Pt. 443

Tonight she’s going to party like it’s 1699

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    QUOTE (Ruckinglife @ 1/15/2024, 09:27 PM) 
    She probably didn’t forget that advent calendar. She probably hides it in her office so that she can have it to herself.
    How can she forget it two years in a row? Sus.

    My mom grew up in London during WW2 & experienced the strict rationing that was implemented. When my sisters & I were young & would go trick or treating, my mom would always take part of our candy & say she was sending it to our cousins in England. I didn't realize until my sister pointed it out a few years ago that my mom didn't send the candy but would hide it to eat herself. I can understand that, but I doubt Geno was similarly deprived as a child. I don't know what issues Geno experienced that makes her a perpetual 5 y/o--I leave that to the professionals.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 15/1/2024, 23:34) 
    Look at the mountain of crap behind her! ugh

    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 1/15/2024, 12:50 PM)

    "Project run easy?" Jen's hurting and she never would've finished the Disney races.
    And some basic-ass Staples white binder? Get a life.

    What has happened to her? She looks like a completely different person. She looks rough.
     
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 1/15/2024, 12:54 PM) 
    I love to knit, and I love all stationary supplies, but why would she preserve her miserable life in all those plastic sleeves:

    Laminations of Lamentations.

    I don't get it either. If she thinks this will preserve them...why? No one will ever want to read/look at them after she's dead.

    QUOTE (Igotmaditurnedhouseintoaplayroom @ 1/15/2024, 12:55 PM) 
    Not exactly sure why she keeps flipping her hair there is none there to flip. It is a nervous habit perhaps a tell of BS coming.

    I can't with the hair touching anymore. So annoying. She's probably self-conscience about her crappy hair.

    QUOTE (Saygoodnightgraciedo @ 1/15/2024, 01:17 PM) 
    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 15/1/2024, 18:19) 
    how many planners does someone with no plans need?

    The same thing with that memory tracker she said it helps her remember birthdays WTF 😳 she can’t even remember her immediate family’s birth dates🙄 those are the only people she knows!

    Memory tracker? She says she uses iCal on her computer. I use iCal just because it pops up with reminders when I need to pay bills, upcoming b.day so I can mail a card, etc. Who needs a special memory tracker app?
     
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    I think the memory tracker is a memory keeping/scrapbooking tracker. So she can waste time setting it all up and checking it all off.
    Project Life week 1 2024, week 2 2024, week 3 2024
    PL week 1 2023
    Pl week 2022
    December Daily 2023
    DD 2022
    One Little Word January 2024
    OlW Januar 2023.....
     
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    1. Stressing herself out with all the calendars, journals, memory keeping, scrapbooking crap to keep up with is stupid. It also just adds to her hoard of crap. Pick one calendar/journal/scrapbook combo item and move on.

    2. Also not remembering you bought something because you buy so much unnecessary stuff is just glutinous and embarrassing. Not cute.

    3. I really thinks she has a shopping addiction. Like exercise she uses it for the dopamine hit because she is depressed. The high quickly fades and she needs another hit.

    Seek psychiatric treatment !!!
     
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    My lordt she looks haggard af even with a filter on! My father-in-law would say she looks like she’s been “rode hard and put away wet.”

    IMG_8809

    Is she saying “prajacts” in the Monday update? The way she pronounces some things fills me with such visceral rage :furious:

    And allow me to call Gene out here. She made two of them (the kids) not so they’ll have a playmate but to get more money from Don. She’d been contemplating divorce since before either of the Circumstances were born, according to her, so clearly she only had them for financial gain.
     
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    The moldy flip is also contributing to her brain fog, I'm sure! Her ditzy routine is so annoying and she is really leaning into that "hoarder" phase now isn't she?! She should be ashamed of that mess behind her!
     
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    how bad was that pic that she used 17 filters on it 😆🧐 just don’t take pics after working out Jenny. none of us look good after that
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 1/15/2024, 06:06 PM) 
    how bad was that pic that she used 17 filters on it 😆🧐 just don’t take pics after working out Jenny. none of us look good after that

    Right?! Her Gonzo nose looks almost nonexistent. 😂

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    QUOTE (ample hips @ 15/1/2024, 22:37) 
    QUOTE (Ruckinglife @ 15/1/2024, 21:27) 
    She probably didn’t forget that advent calendar. She probably hides it in her office so that she can have it to herself.
    How can she forget it two years in a row? Sus.

    She specifically mentions she buys it every year as well. How can she honestly forget it TWO! years in a row?? She's definitely hoarding for herself.

    Closet chocolate 2.0

    Now this would be a great name:
    ClosetChocolate2.0. Good one!
     
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    I was in the mall today and there was a couple likely in their early 30s and they were in the same store as me. all of a sudden the lady in his Jen baby voice goes Jonathon I need that and was pointing to some shirt and doing the baby stance. me and my friend turned around cuz im like wtf is happening

    I don't hide my expressions well and im sure I gave her a look cuz it grossed me out and the guy goes you have to stop doing your baby talk in public its so embarrassing

    it was so cringe and rewatching these 2013 Disney marathon vlogs makes me gag when baby Jen and Donald are out and about

    you can't tell me she didn't get the strangest looks from people
     
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    OMG those stupid chairs. Donny looks so uncomfortable. Why won’t she fix her stupid living room?!
     
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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 16/1/2024, 01:25) 
    OMG those stupid chairs. Donny looks so uncomfortable. Why won’t she fix her stupid living room?!

    It's bad right ??? I don't understand what she thinking with those chairs

    Edited by Splurgysplurge - 1/16/2024, 01:32 AM
     
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    Was it the memory keeping that jogged her voice back to OLJ baby-kinda voice? Higher than normal, and a bit ditzy? It sounded like the jen of old.
     
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    Someone should post this to: www.reddit.com/r/TVTooFar/
     
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