ColonialPonytailLikeJen Pt. 443

Tonight she’s going to party like it’s 1699

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    Just pay for after school activities to keep your kids away from you, a nanny to transport your kids to and from said activities, and a personal chef to feed your kids. Problems solved.
    The children are already accustomed to that level of service at RM3.
     
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 1/19/2024, 09:04 AM) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 1/19/2024, 03:50 PM) 
    Did she ever get around to saying anything nice about her kids? All I heard was that they are picky wimps who make her life miserable.

    Not that I recall. But I didn't watch the whole thing.

    I made it to 51 minutes. All she did was whine about being a mother for once in her life.
     
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    My Breville is running about as fast as Jen is today. So, the tea will be served as soon as humanly possible.
     
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    I had to walk five miles uphill in the snow and sub-zero temps to and from school, but I decided my children could ride the bus. :b_wink: Our children don’t have to live the same lives we did. Besides. Jen, you didn’t turn out so great…why not shake things up a bit? Cell phones are the least of your children’s problems.
     
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    My kids get screen time at their dad’s.

    Kids, watch these cartoons meant for 3 year olds while I bike to nowhere. Watch the same things on your iPads while I feed you bacteria rice and salmonella chicken. Here are your own Nintendo Switches and the same games so you do not have to share with anyone.

    I don’t watch TV, only YT and Reels on my iPads and casting them to the TV screens and I also binge watch old shows, but that isn’t TV.

    I am so strong and brave and a good mom. I know because people tell me through my electronic devices.

    Did I miss any thing?
     
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    If she returns to YouTube in March, as she stated was a possibility in the live, would that mean her travels would resume in Feb? Since we know she likes to post on a delay, etc.? She only mentioned cancelling the WDW marathon and Disneyland half, will her grand return be the clique-filled Princess half marathon?
     
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    OMG!

    We are finally percolating.

    Lawd hammercy.
     
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    Are we assuming that because of her March timeline and her Project Walk Slower Than Normal that she's missing the princess race weekend too? If so, I love that for her.

    Also. Dinner isn't hard, it just takes planning and giving a crap.
     
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    I have been watching the live off and on for the last day. She says this project easy run is a thing she made up. But she is running the exact same as she used to? What is makes it any different than the crap she was doing before?

    After her coughing fit, which is 22 minutes into the live, she says she hasn't talked that much all day. How can this be as she has 2 kids with her in the morning!?!?!?! Do they get themselves ready for the SK while mommy does her grounding yoga???
     
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    She said she might be able to make it to the Princess Half.

    Honestly, I hope she does. She is sooooo fucking boring atm.

    At least with runDisney I can bitch about her toddler running outfits and laugh at her embarrassing photos.

    And I like seeing her attempts at interacting with other people when she travels. It’s entertaining to watch her entitlement and awkwardness.
     
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    What’s the bacteria rice thing about? I keep seeing it, but I must have missed why that keeps being brought up.
     
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    QUOTE (Snarkattack @ 19/1/2024, 18:17) 
    What’s the bacteria rice thing about? I keep seeing it, but I must have missed why that keeps being brought up.

    She was keeping leftover rice in her fridge for a week and making her kids eat it again the following Tuesday. You're supposed to keep rice for a day, max, or it harbors tons of bacteria.
     
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    QUOTE (Snarkattack @ 1/19/2024, 11:17 AM) 
    What’s the bacteria rice thing about? I keep seeing it, but I must have missed why that keeps being brought up.

    She mentions how she feeds her kids on Taco Tuesday, which includes rice, in a video a while back. Then she feeds any leftover rice to them an entire week later on the next Taco Tuesday. Which we all know is a no-no because bacteria can grow and make you super sick in as little as one to two days. Same with pasta. Chubbyemu did a whole video on it on YouTube.

    But, Jen's a supermom and knows what she's doing, so what do we know?
     
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    QUOTE (SyntheticThong @ 19/1/2024, 15:21) 
    Oh no single working mom is having the longest month ever.

    And for an antisocial twit who claims winter is her favorite season, why is this something to complain about? She just loves complaining.
     
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    oh she made her own collage of her repetitive selfies from this stupid run project. we beat you to it jen.
     
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