ColonialPonytailLikeJen Pt. 443

Tonight she’s going to party like it’s 1699

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    "Cleaning and prepping the components of Winnie's wheelie to send to Brandi [Kindcaid] ... feels raw in the most... way"
    Jen attempting to buy friends again

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    I’ve already said this a hundred times but she really needs to be studied.

    That is just madness.

    I would love to get my hands on that Dear Diary Journal.

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    She is like a mental patient from Girl, Interrupted... or like a low IQ Sylvia Plath. ETA: Too mean? IDK sometimes I almost feel bad for her.
     
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    I could have a nervous breakdown just thinking about Jen’s empty life. No amount of money, shopping, and incessant traveling would make me want to live it. (And I like ALL those things :mocking_smiley_emoticon: )
     
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    Kudos to the bakers who can decipher her nonsense.
     
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 1/19/2024, 12:27 PM) 
    QUOTE (Snarkattack @ 1/19/2024, 11:17 AM) 
    What’s the bacteria rice thing about? I keep seeing it, but I must have missed why that keeps being brought up.

    She mentions how she feeds her kids on Taco Tuesday, which includes rice, in a video a while back. Then she feeds any leftover rice to them an entire week later on the next Taco Tuesday. Which we all know is a no-no because bacteria can grow and make you super sick in as little as one to two days. Same with pasta. Chubbyemu did a whole video on it on YouTube.

    But, Jen's a supermom and knows what she's doing, so what do we know?

    This tracks though because Don used to make turkey soup (from the CARCASS, her favorite holiday word at the time) and they would store it in the fridge in a non airtight pot for over a week eating off of it and THEN freeze any remainder after that. She's clearly been praying for listeria and salmonella since birth.
     
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    Have we lost Jane Austen's grocery lists to the ravages of time????? Thank God Jen is here to fill in the gaps of history.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 1/19/2024, 02:37 PM) 
    "Cleaning and prepping the components of Winnie's wheelie to send to Brandi [Kindcaid] ... feels raw in the most... way"
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    "Feels raw in the most beautiful way"
     
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    She said she does the two way prayer journaling that Elizabeth Gilbert does. Something like asking what do you want today to bring and then replying. Said she often has a similar theme; that I'm always loved and not alone and worthy (something like that). She said you cn call it talking to God or whatever.
     
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    OMFG! I just can't believe the bajillion planners. I bought one habit tracker from Temu because I thought it would be fun and motivating. I started coloring in the squares and thought wtf just do the damn things you don't have to color in squares to prove you did it.
     
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    Why in the world does she always talk in riddles? Even in her private journals. My favorite word she uses is tender.
     
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    I’ll admit I do find my kids exhausting all too often. I am not mother of the year. But I’m also not going to write it in a journal for my kids to possibly find later. Seeing that on the page with their sweet faces breaks my heart.
     
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    Most people: Do a 20-30 min workout before work.

    Jen: Spends 3+ hours rage riding in her basement.

    Most people: Track appointments on a wall calendar or their phone. MAYBE journal occasionally in one book.

    Jen: Has 25 journals and planners, all of which need updating daily.

    Most people: Take one family vacation per year, if they're lucky.

    Jen: Buys a whole separate vehicle so she can leave her kids at every opportunity.

    She does everything to excess, and not in a good way.
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 19/1/2024, 15:36) 
    Why is time so hard for Jenny to figure out? Or maybe it’s just a conversation starter like most of us will talk about the weather.
    Also, give your kids a variety of foods. I always told my kid that if they didn’t like what I cooked they would have to make themselves a peanut butter sandwich. That only happened once . They learn to try new things.

    She STILL talks about the weather. She needs to pick one only. Though she has nothing else to talk about lol
     
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    Jen has the handwriting of a serial killer.

    I’m sure the circumstances are exhausting but why journal about it?? I think she wants them to see it one day. She wants them to know how put upon she is by their existence. She has the stamina for rage riding for hours, but not parenting. Once a babysitter, always a babysitter.
     
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