Rewatch Pt. 16: MySILIsInTheMotheringWay,NowICan'tKeepDonAtBay

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    WB’s commentaries are the best . :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
     
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    IOTD: "my Donald" rings with the same sincerity as "my CC" and "my Donny"

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    She is awfully chipper this morning with no one cares exercise gab. She is coming across as quite manic as she talks about the stuff she wants to make from the Tone It Up website. Apparently there is still a lot of spaghetti and meatballs left which was made 4 days ago at this count. This doesn't surprise me as they use to eat week old soup. She tries to get Winnie jazzed up for a walk but she just sits there, her soul crushed.

    She forgets to buy blue cheese even though she said she was making a list. OrganizedLikeJen. She shows an office haul including stickers so Jen can pretend play work.

    She makes the muffins but the batter doesn't look right to me and she's also unsure. She adds a shit ton of blueberries. They look the same before and after.

    Don, Jen and Winnie go on a "Togetherness walk together! To go get frozen yoghurt! It's a frozen yoghurt togetherness day! YEAAAAHHHH!" How could Don stand it??? Don describes the yoghurt as lovely but chaotic and a good concept.

    She tries the muffin and calls it a cookie bite. She runs a bath with a bath bomb and a huge martini for the weekend. Whatever happened to martini Monday? They wrap up with a Harry Potter movie.
     
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    The whole day-ate thing was stupid because she just replaced the d in date with a - . #smartlikeJen
     
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    She was manic about her tone it up program because she was "desperate to run" but she has 4-6 weeks of no running. Henceforth the panic is setting in that she is going to gain weight. I suppose she thinks that fro yo is healthier than ice cream. Don's getting lucky tonight, so she pregames with a martini.
     
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    "I'm not worried about it" as she's obviously shitting herself over her leg injury & inevitable weight gain.
    She keeps a stuffed animal on her dashboard because she's an infant.

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    I wonder how many times that frozen dvd was played a week at Jen’s house. 🤢
     
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    IOTD: more fucking bunnies.

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    Her eating disorder is so obvious when we look back over the years
     
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    “Bunny love” Does she know what bunnies do? We know she and D** didn’t f like bunnies. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
     
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    Weekly Martini Monday for a woman who doesn't drink. Remember guys, Jen also doesn'tike fast food, doesn't drink coffee, has lost her sweet tooth since turning 40. How does she not realize that she's a joke?
     
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 4/29/2024, 07:57 AM) 
    Weekly Martini Monday for a woman who doesn't drink. Remember guys, Jen also doesn'tike fast food, doesn't drink coffee, has lost her sweet tooth since turning 40. How does she not realize that she's a joke?

    and, only eats bread during a few of the winter months.
     
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    IOTD: like she didn't stage the shot of all the matching stuff. Right down to the stupid bunny.

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    Whispering in the kitchen so her voice doesn't carry to Don and Winnie still asleep upstairs. The house is huge. I'm sure your voice wouldn't carry to the bedroom. Just performative consideration for others. Blah blah blah, exercise.

    Jen is making herself a protein waffle. She clearly had no problem cooking for herself when it benefited her. Soy milk apparently doesn't agree with her. She might include a weather app in her "miscellaneous monthlies" which I'm sure is riveting content for her subscribers. Imagine being able to look up the weather on your phone. The waffle looks like shit.

    Don is being forced to buy a baby blue seersucker suit for the wedding. There's a seersucker born every minute! Jen is gushing about it.

    Jen got some "good work done" and shows off her outfit in a manic fashion. We've seen the shirt before but it's cute and springy. Looks like she was finally in the groove with her fashion until she pans down to the clamdigger jeans and the hideous Sperrys. She takes Winnie for a second walk.

    She is running a bath and is going to read Gone Girl. At least she didn't take any inspiration from it when she split from Don. She apparently hauled a bunch of candles during a BBW sale. She got TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF CANDLES FOR A HUNDRED. WHAT A SAVINGS! Gewd lawd.
     
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    omg imagine spending $100 on candles in 2013. That's like $500 in today's dollars.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 29/4/2024, 23:21) 
    omg imagine spending $100 on candles in 2013. That's like $500 in today's dollars.

    And this was back when everybody was broke and losing their jobs or couldn’t even get hired (🙋‍♀️).

    Her captions on her photos back then (like the got cinnamon one) used to piss me off so much. Maybe cuz I’m very cynical and I don’t like cutsey things.
     
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    Why did Jen even film that intro in the kitchen? She could've done it from her gym & been two floors away from waking prince Donald. "I don't do well biking" until she got a Peloton & started to believe that Cody & his colleagues were her friends.
     
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